Conquer Club

I know. Everyone's got a gripe about the dice. Here's mine:

6 rolls against an opponent. Opponent rolls double 6 3 times. 3 times! Cripes. I got reamed on that attack. 14 v 3, and I was left with 4. WTF, dice?

p.s. There should be a rant forum, so people can vent about their crappy luck, or bad dice, or whatever.

It was called flame wars, and it was taken off long ago!

TheSaxlad wrote:It was called flame wars, and it was taken off long ago!

Oh, I never thought of it that way. I'd be flaming cc then. Ha!

dice comes in streaks, its a pattern
when u realise your dice go crazy again, play it slow
dont start new games, dont do speedgames
or just start savegames ( settings ure good at, no new maps, no experiments, no 1 vs 1...)
do damagecontrol
play games u know u can win at the very last minute
( so u catch up on the points u lost before)

AslanTheKing wrote:dice comes in streaks, its a pattern
when u realise your dice go crazy again, play it slow
dont start new games, dont do speedgames
or just start savegames ( settings ure good at, no new maps, no experiments, no 1 vs 1...)
do damagecontrol
play games u know u can win at the very last minute
( so u catch up on the points u lost before)

"Dice come in streaks" says the one who bitches about dice at least twice a week.

want to know the secret to good dice?

40kguy wrote:want to know the secret to good dice?

YES! tell me!

jsnyder748 wrote:

40kguy wrote:want to know the secret to good dice?

YES! tell me!

you got to make it clear that you wont tolerate bad dice.

for example in Game 12453330 i threatened to cut all the dices balls off with a dull knife if they didn't win. you got to make the threats worse and worse as this will soon become a punishment that they wont care about because eventually i will cut off all 50,000 pairs off balls off the dice.

you also have to carry out the threat, because if they realize you don't carry out your threat they wont be scared.

you also need to slip stuff in there food. Steroids would be a good idea, but that shows up on drug tests. I prefer rabies, because that leaves the system quick.

you also need to give them an award for there victory. You cant give them drugs, because than they wont fight good the next fight. I like to reward them with prostitutes, because everyone loves sex. The only problem is prostitutes are expensive, so you want to try and strike a deal with a pimp, so you can get them for cheap. you can also pick up girls at a bar, but this is hard for me, because I'm extremely ugly and bad with words.

That is the secret to good dice.

40kguy, how come you're not General yet ?

AslanTheKing wrote:dice goes in streaks,

and dice goes out streaks

can't explain that!

frankiebee wrote:40kguy, how come you're not General yet ?

my commanding officer caught me doing Crystal Meth and i got demoted.

Three times, eh? 5 for me. Ah well, probability is as weird as to you as to anyone. Streaks are what humans see. They do not signify anything special.

Just_essence wrote:Three times, eh? 5 for me. Ah well, probability is as weird as to you as to anyone. Streaks are what humans see. They do not signify anything special.

We are pattern seekers,we see them everywhere,the trouble is some things lie outside of that type of analysis,Natty got it spot on when he compared dice bitchers to the religious a while back.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

AslanTheKing wrote:dice goes in streaks,

and dice goes out streaks

can't explain that!

ure right, u cant explain dice
but there are streaks
time ago i read actually a very good strategy ( dice involved)
now theory and practice are two different things

problem is, i followed the strategy, it still didnt work
reason, it works sometimes, and sometimes not
i do have right now a bad dice time again, maybe because we have had 18 cm of new snow here in hamburg, at sealevel,
the bad weather has to do with it, wished i would have been in perth the last 4 month, never mind

sometimes u kill a 1 with 4 easily, but somehow i cant even kill a 1 with 6 now im writing this

thats the moment, so i slowed down my games, i take my turns only if i have to ( i will definately miss some turns thats for sure)

i hope they get better again
( doesnt matter anyway, since i want to finish the 60 games im in, to start a total new style, so i can go only up)
if u fall down to 1000, u can only win anyway, or play terminator, thats a guaranteed succes at that level,

dice are only a bitch until u reach 2000, than they get "normal"
but from 1800 on , they behave strange until u fall down to 1200 again
maybe just coincidence, but bigballs inlenin knows better, so ask him

AslanTheKing wrote:dice are only a bitch until u reach 2000, than they get "normal"

I hate my normal dice
I never win 10vs34 anymore

AslanTheKing wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

AslanTheKing wrote:dice goes in streaks,

and dice goes out streaks

can't explain that!

ure right, u cant explain dice

You and Bill O'Reilly can't explain that.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

AslanTheKing wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

AslanTheKing wrote:dice goes in streaks,

and dice goes out streaks

can't explain that!

ure right, u cant explain dice

You and Bill O'Reilly can't explain that.

here is my answer

frankiebee wrote:

AslanTheKing wrote:dice are only a bitch until u reach 2000, than they get "normal"

I hate my normal dice
I never win 10vs34 anymore

youre not supposed to attack 34 with 10 troops
but with your rank, it works against a cooks dice , and u dont play cooks think