Conquer Club

It'll be great to know what features are being improved or developed, so many necessary improvements are necessary, very good ones suggested every day and yet we see no changes!

All we see is conquercup shit. Seriously, for 5 bucks he might (if he hasn't already) start losing $25 customers. Charge 30 for the membership already and get to work in the necessary improvements.

Something important!

Can't speak now, they're knocking. I have to destroy the papers.

nietzsche wrote:It'll be great to know what features are being improved or developed, so many necessary improvements are necessary, very good ones suggested every day and yet we see no changes!

All we see is conquercup shit. Seriously, for 5 bucks he might (if he hasn't already) start losing $25 customers. Charge 30 for the membership already and get to work in the necessary improvements.

he doesn't care, CC has been sold to Hasbro.

he will be providing his farewell in the next newsletter.

I hope to high hell he fixes 350+ roll losing streaks cause this is obscene and I must tell the world!!!!!!!!

greenoaks wrote:

nietzsche wrote:It'll be great to know what features are being improved or developed, so many necessary improvements are necessary, very good ones suggested every day and yet we see no changes!

All we see is conquercup shit. Seriously, for 5 bucks he might (if he hasn't already) start losing $25 customers. Charge 30 for the membership already and get to work in the necessary improvements.

he doesn't care, CC has been sold to Hasbro.

he will be providing his farewell in the next newsletter.

????

greenoaks wrote:he doesn't care, CC has been sold to Hasbro.

he will be providing his farewell in the next newsletter.

Just quietly, I heard it was the other way around

He's working on a birthday present to andy. A banana themed layout is what I heard.

JustCallMeStupid wrote:I hope to high hell he fixes 350+ roll losing streaks cause this is obscene and I must tell the world!!!!!!!!

Click image to enlarge.

I...CAN'T...CLICK...IMAGE...TO....ENLARGE...

LACK?! HELP!

Gillipig wrote:He's working on a birthday present to andy. A banana themed layout is what I heard.

You misheard. It is a bandana thronged hideout. A bunch of people wearing bandanas in an underground bunker somewhere. It's gonna be the shit if you're on the invitation list.

nietzsche wrote:It'll be great to know what features are being improved or developed, so many necessary improvements are necessary, very good ones suggested every day and yet we see no changes!

All we see is conquercup shit. Seriously, for 5 bucks he might (if he hasn't already) start losing $25 customers. Charge 30 for the membership already and get to work in the necessary improvements.

You do realize how long it takes to code stuff, correct? It took him 6 months just to do trench..

Gabriel13 wrote:

nietzsche wrote:It'll be great to know what features are being improved or developed, so many necessary improvements are necessary, very good ones suggested every day and yet we see no changes!

All we see is conquercup shit. Seriously, for 5 bucks he might (if he hasn't already) start losing $25 customers. Charge 30 for the membership already and get to work in the necessary improvements.

You do realize how long it takes to code stuff, correct? It took him 6 months just to do trench..

Which strongly suggests he's a bad programmer.

Ace Rimmer wrote:

Gabriel13 wrote:

nietzsche wrote:It'll be great to know what features are being improved or developed, so many necessary improvements are necessary, very good ones suggested every day and yet we see no changes!

All we see is conquercup shit. Seriously, for 5 bucks he might (if he hasn't already) start losing $25 customers. Charge 30 for the membership already and get to work in the necessary improvements.

You do realize how long it takes to code stuff, correct? It took him 6 months just to do trench..

Which strongly suggests he's a bad programmer.

No he's not he is managing to use Random.com to screw me..programming random noise is a masterpiece

So while he is busy with random noise..nothing come soon!!

Beckytheblondie wrote:You misheard. It is a bandana thronged hideout.

I'm pretty sure I don't want to know what's hiding out in lack's banana thong.

... well, maybe I'm just a bit curious.

MAYBE he's working out a "witness relocation" issue for dazerazer. I haven't seen her on here in MONTHS

Gen.LeeGettinhed wrote:MAYBE he's working out a "witness relocation" issue for dazerazer. I haven't seen her on here in MONTHS

talking about witness programs, what is blitz's new identity? everybody says he got that special witness program.

I suggest you f*ck off RANDOM.ORG before you lose this business.

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Gabriel13 wrote:

nietzsche wrote:It'll be great to know what features are being improved or developed, so many necessary improvements are necessary, very good ones suggested every day and yet we see no changes!

All we see is conquercup shit. Seriously, for 5 bucks he might (if he hasn't already) start losing $25 customers. Charge 30 for the membership already and get to work in the necessary improvements.

You do realize how long it takes to code stuff, correct? It took him 6 months just to do trench..

I'm sure you meant to say "how long it TAKES HIM to code stuff", right?

Gabriel13 wrote:

nietzsche wrote:It'll be great to know what features are being improved or developed, so many necessary improvements are necessary, very good ones suggested every day and yet we see no changes!

All we see is conquercup shit. Seriously, for 5 bucks he might (if he hasn't already) start losing $25 customers. Charge 30 for the membership already and get to work in the necessary improvements.

You do realize how long it takes to code stuff, correct? It took him 6 months just to do trench..

Actually I do.

If it took him 6 months to do trench then he is retarded, for 2 reasons: trench sucks and the only reason he could've spent 6 months on trench would be that the original code sucked to begin with and he had to re write everything again.

I really hope you were being sarcastic, because if not you just proved to be a fool, not knowing about programming and implying you know.

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jammyjames wrote:

greenoaks wrote:

nietzsche wrote:It'll be great to know what features are being improved or developed, so many necessary improvements are necessary, very good ones suggested every day and yet we see no changes!

All we see is conquercup shit. Seriously, for 5 bucks he might (if he hasn't already) start losing $25 customers. Charge 30 for the membership already and get to work in the necessary improvements.

he doesn't care, CC has been sold to Hasbro.

he will be providing his farewell in the next newsletter.

????

not so fast... the deal is not even finalized yet and it could still fall through,
and even if it does happen, lack will be retained for at least 3 years anyway to assist with the transition...

i for one am looking forward to the new BATTLESHIP map that will certainly be implemented if this deal goes through!

Who said it took him six months...?

You have to take into consideration all the shit he has to do everyday for the website. It's not like he can do only ONE thing at all times. And also, he has a real life. He doesn't spend his whole day on here. Some people can code fast, because they get to spend their JOBS doing it, instead of their free time. You guys really don't know what the hell Lack has to do, and you act like he's a fucking robot who's on here 24/7! Don't blame Lack. If he was such a bad coder, this site wouldn't be as successful as it is today.

Running CC and his various affiliated sites IS lack's main job. What other shit does he have to do every day for the website? I would love to know.

10AM: wake up
10:01 AM: go back to sleep
11AM - 12PM: wake up
12pm to 1pm: have some coffee while surfing the interwebz/watching a movie/TV
then, take a dump, maybe shower maybe not.

Around 3pm: read the AndyDuf-KingA report from a year or so ago.
then, scratch nut sack.

Around 4pm: pound out some code, or like whatever maybe have some popcorn.

Around 4:30pm: take a break, eat some donuts

Around 6pm: masturbate furiously

Around 8pm: back to surfing on the internet, I mean, writing code and stuff

Around 5am: sleep.

BigBallinStalin wrote:10AM: wake up
10:01 AM: go back to sleep
11AM - 12PM: wake up
12pm to 1pm: have some coffee while surfing the interwebz/watching a movie/TV
then, take a dump, maybe shower maybe not.

Around 3pm: read the AndyDuf-KingA report from a year or so ago.
then, scratch nut sack.

Around 4pm: pound out some code, or like whatever maybe have some popcorn.

Around 4:30pm: take a break, eat some donuts

Around 6pm: masturbate furiously

Around 8pm: back to surfing on the internet, I mean, writing code and stuff

Around 5am: sleep.

Programmer's schedule, can't beat it. (except I usually masturbate furiously at about 4:30 AM, that way it helps you go to sleep too WIN-WIN )