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i protest your randomness dice,and i quit cc

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:20 pm
by AslanTheKing
[dear Madams and Sirs,

Ive had it, honestly, enough is enough,
my last game
10796547

you must be yoking, i secure a bonus, defend one end with 7,the guy attacks with 3 and beats all of mine except 1????ok fair enough
i trade, have a nice defense, the guy breaks in with nothing???

i attack his 5 with 12 and lose all, hes lost zero ????

i mean ,come on,do you think we are kiddies here,im sick ofu cc,im sick and dont want to be
a playball of yours, i protest,and i never ever ever want to sign up for your shit
from the first game ,i realised something is fishy here, u proved me i cant take u serious
bye

please remove my premium , i give u the 25 dollars or euros as a present,
just make me to newbi again, enough is enough
bye, +s+h+++s

I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:32 pm
by AslanTheKing
Hi all,

imsick of this bullshit dice,and thats it, since beginning my dicestats was crap anyway,
compared to many, i believed something is not right here,

now say what u want,

period, its over, i havebecome soooo sick of this crap, its over
i dont want to waste my time on here anymore,
it doesnt make me happy,got it????

it makes me angry, and thats not healthy,
therefore i dont need to play here anymore,
i sell my name

AslanTheKing for the guy who wants it, for the highest bidder
(or the first one who offers me 100 dollars) just pm me

wishing u all“the best

if nobody getsmy name by end of 2012,
then i stay nonpremium until 4134 ??

bye

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:40 pm
by army of nobunaga
i will buy it for 100 million. pm the mods for permission.

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:56 pm
by TeeGee
If anybody who already plays CC buys your name, then they have in effect become a multi.


I wouldn't recommend anyone taking up this offer

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:03 pm
by DiM
TeeGee wrote:If anybody who already plays CC buys your name, then they have in effect become a multi.


I wouldn't recommend anyone taking up this offer



what if we buy just the right to use the name?

basically AslanTheKing gets deleted and my name is changed from DiM to AslanTheKing.

great.

i bid 100 million and 1. :mrgreen:

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:26 pm
by SimplyObsessed
I bid 100 million and 2

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:32 pm
by army of nobunaga
ill send you a dollar if I can just use your name in my signature... please?

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:54 pm
by natty dread
Can my cousin who just happens to use the same computer as me and who I have conveniently never mentioned take over aslantheking's account?

Re: i protest your randomness dice,and i quit cc

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:55 pm
by natty dread
Ok, well, bye.

I miss you already!

Re: i protest your randomness dice,and i quit cc

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:57 pm
by army of nobunaga
i owe you a dollar

Re: i protest your randomness dice,and i quit cc

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:05 pm
by GeneralRisk
Adios Amigos

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:26 pm
by John Deere
TeeGee wrote:If anybody who already plays CC buys your name, then they have in effect become a multi.


I wouldn't recommend anyone taking up this offer

GLG could get away with it........

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:18 pm
by army of nobunaga
ill buy john deere for a dollar.
now that is a machine that will run after 80 years. Walked through the plant in the Quad cities.. utterly incredible.. real men making real machinery with real pride.

Ill add it to my signature as soon as you say ok

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:19 pm
by King_Herpes
Image

Come on you guys, quit yoking around!!

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:23 pm
by army of nobunaga
King_Herpes wrote:Image

Come on you guys, quit yoking around!!



Herpes If I didnt already have you I would buy you for a dollar just because of your lasting quality...


and how in the f*ck did you not type ONE line in game chat in our waterloo game :( I wanted to learn.

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:42 am
by AslanTheKing
joking is one thing, hard facts something else,
just for info, secured 2 bonuse, defense 2x 9 troops and 3 troops,
result after


AslanTheKing 4.8 rmjw10 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -30% 2.75 4 2 3 1 0 2 +76% 5.40 0 0 0 1 1 3
Defend -53% 2.17 3 1 1 0 1 0 -13% 3.17 1 5 1 1 4 0
Total -38% 2.56 7 3 4 1 1 2 +13% 3.83 1 5 1 2 5 3

figure this out, no need to complain, or bitch around,
i can guarantee u ive never had such good results against anybody ever since ive been here,
and honestly i dont feel i did great if i would win like that,
so my bonus ( both ) are gone,
i had now 6 troops , he had 1 in luxembourg, guess what i lost all
and than you wonder , i get upset, no im not upset anymore, i lost motivation,
i play now to kill time, but credibility is gone.

point is, the numbers are just to much , the difference minus to plus, you can find an answer,
im not looking for a answer anymore

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:10 pm
by DoomYoshi
If the dice are truly random, then somebody is going to roll only 1s for eternity. That's the problem with infinite random sets. They contain all possible infinite non-random sets. It just sucks that you ended up being that guy. I bid 4 dollars for the name. It's less than the other guys, but I will actually pay you ;)

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:27 pm
by BGtheBrain
*****

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:35 pm
by DoomYoshi
BGtheBrain wrote:Hi, Im in the username flipping business.
It appears this name needs some work, but I'd be willing to give you my old AIM screen name.

PM me for details


Hi., I'm in the bird flipping business.

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:02 am
by jgordon1111
Asain I feel your pain brother, After my last dice fiasco opponent 15 me 34 and he won, I set up a dice rant in the clan personal forum. It helps it seems that We are not alone in the shitty dice.

I on the other hand have not tested the theory to see if I could throw dice like that. I mean who in their right F ing mind would? but some do therefore I believe they are the ones that skew the randomizer.

Can you see that little gremlin sob laughing 15vs34 ha ha a winner?

now your turn 19vs3 a loser ha ha.

so stick with it,you can do it.

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:43 am
by AAFitz
i can guarantee u ive never had such good results against anybody ever since ive been here,


Guaranteeing it is easy. Prove it, and Ill buy your name.

I Guarantee you had much better dice than that in a game and more than once.

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:12 am
by chang50
Personally I'm happy to see dice bitchers leave,I've lost count of the games that have been spoiled for me by their peurile inconsiderate antics.

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:06 pm
by The Voice
The elephant in the room

Overall dice rolls for AslanTheKing

Assault 0% 3.51
Defend 0% 3.50
Total 0% 3.51

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:13 pm
by chang50
The Voice wrote:The elephant in the room

Overall dice rolls for AslanTheKing

Assault 0% 3.51
Defend 0% 3.50
Total 0% 3.51


Why let the facts get in the way of a good story?The simple truth is bitchers are usually not as skilful as they imagine themselves to be,so their defeats have to be down to something else..

Re: I quit cc and sell my name

PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:05 am
by AslanTheKing
how nice, i had nice dice and can trade with 3 spoils, so im having a lucky streak until i reach 1700 again, and than go down to 1200 after,
thank u so much, i kiss your asses, im so grateful now



AslanTheKing 4.8 rmjw10 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault +25% 4.13 1 2 3 2 2 5 -52% 2.20 3 0 1 0 1 0
Defend -28% 2.80 0 3 1 0 1 0 -17% 3.07 3 4 2 2 3 1
Total +12% 3.80 1 5 4 2 3 5 -26% 2.85 6 4 3 2 4 1
Overall dice rolls

AslanTheKing 4.8 rmjw10 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -4% 3.40 18 23 31 20 12 22 +6% 3.65 8 9 7 12 13 8
Defend -5% 3.37 13 21 19 18 13 13 0% 3.51 28 32 41 36 31 30
Total -4% 3.39 31 44 50 38 25 35 +2% 3.54 36 41 48 48 44 38