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The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:15 pm
by oss spy
Game 10184437

Look at what Cyan told me shortly before he kicked the bucket.

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:23 pm
by owenshooter
zzzzzzzz... your link doesn't work, and i don't care to trudge up a horrible game to read what is surely something either very unclever or something we have all seen before... thank you for your VERY original post here in the GD... feel free to move along and please come back when you have equally compelling material...-el Jesus negro

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:28 pm
by barackattack
Jesus wasn't black.

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:29 pm
by oss spy
Whoops, my mistake. Fixed it...and owens, could you be a tad less offensive? Thanks :)

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:31 pm
by QoH
oss spy wrote:Whoops, my mistake. Fixed it...and owens, could you be a tad less offensive? Thanks :)

Still messed it up :lol: Try using this
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[Game]10184437[/Game]


And don't pay any attention to Owen... he's always like that :-$

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:33 pm
by oss spy
Ah, thanks a million for that :) I didn't notice the button until just now.

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:39 pm
by notyou2
[quote="barackattack"]Jesus wasn't black.[/quote

Everyone knows he is caucasian, perhaps French or even Scottish. Just look at all the photos of him.

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:02 pm
by barackattack
Jesus was French? Explains a lot.

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:03 pm
by jgordon1111
does anyone have a current photo? Need to check my references to place of birth etc,. Thank you

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:30 am
by lynch5762
Man I sure can see now why the mods must get frustrated...

First Owen slams a guy with a total of 41 games under his belt for starting this thread and then the next 6 posts are off topic.

Cheese and crackers guys! how about a little explanation and then the thread is closed... This is not that difficult trust me!

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:09 am
by oss spy
Being an ass=/=winning something


I'm sure I could break him in a well reasoned debate.

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:54 am
by thegreekdog
lynch5762 wrote:First Owen slams a guy with a total of 41 games under his belt for starting this thread


And some wonder why the "qualify of the CC forums have declined."

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:59 am
by AAFitz
thegreekdog wrote:
lynch5762 wrote:First Owen slams a guy with a total of 41 games under his belt for starting this thread


And some wonder why the "qualify of the CC forums have declined."



Maybe its the grammar and spelling?

But I agree. I think its great that a new player is excited about the game, as it really is probably different than anything he has experienced to date.

Welcome, and be warned; some fools have played 10000 games here, and have probably seen some pretty radical stuff. A quick view of some of the past records will show suicides of thousands of armies, after multiple year games, and even those as a post, wont usually get a favorable response.

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:13 pm
by wildwilliam
Game 9752802

I had 1 territory and was just wasting space because no one would take me out and I had no shot of winning. I did however have three matching cards in a nuclear game, one of which was my territory. so I nuked myself out of the game! :D

It is like being left to die and after three days of suffering you find a bullet in a gun!

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:22 pm
by Geger
wildwilliam wrote:Game 9752802

I had 1 territory and was just wasting space because no one would take me out and I had no shot of winning. I did however have three matching cards in a nuclear game, one of which was my territory. so I nuked myself out of the game! :D

It is like being left to die and after three days of suffering you find a bullet in a gun!


that is cool!

2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player eliminated wildwilliam from the game
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - wildwilliam lost 34 points
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player gained 34 points

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:16 pm
by wildwilliam
Geger wrote:
wildwilliam wrote:Game 9752802

I had 1 territory and was just wasting space because no one would take me out and I had no shot of winning. I did however have three matching cards in a nuclear game, one of which was my territory. so I nuked myself out of the game! :D

It is like being left to die and after three days of suffering you find a bullet in a gun!


that is cool!

2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player eliminated wildwilliam from the game
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - wildwilliam lost 34 points
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player gained 34 points


2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player gained 34 points

if we all did this, we could in theory remove a majority of the points from the "closed pool system"

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:08 pm
by thegreekdog
AAFitz wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
lynch5762 wrote:First Owen slams a guy with a total of 41 games under his belt for starting this thread


And some wonder why the "qualify of the CC forums have declined."



Maybe its the grammar and spelling?

But I agree. I think its great that a new player is excited about the game, as it really is probably different than anything he has experienced to date.

Welcome, and be warned; some fools have played 10000 games here, and have probably seen some pretty radical stuff. A quick view of some of the past records will show suicides of thousands of armies, after multiple year games, and even those as a post, wont usually get a favorable response.


Damn you Fitz! The "t" and "f" keys are near each other! And the word "and" is acceptable for use in the beginning of a sentence. Plus you forgot the apostrophe in "wont" above.

I was simply pointing out that some people who complain about the quality of the forums and hearken to past glories are also the same players who jump up and down with glee on any posts that don't fit their particular definition of what should be posted in the forums, thus killing a potential positive addition to the forums.

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:11 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
AAFitz wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
lynch5762 wrote:First Owen slams a guy with a total of 41 games under his belt for starting this thread


And some wonder why the "qualify of the CC forums have declined."



Maybe its the grammar and spelling?

But I agree. I think its great that a new player is excited about the game, as it really is probably different than anything he has experienced to date.

Welcome, and be warned; some fools have played 10000 games here, and have probably seen some pretty radical stuff. A quick view of some of the past records will show suicides of thousands of armies, after multiple year games, and even those as a post, wont usually get a favorable response.


Maybe its the grammar and spelling?


its


lol.

-TG

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:27 pm
by AndyDufresne
Thair iz joost no whining wen yuve got 2 type.


--Andy

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:36 pm
by chaosfactor
Breathalyzer for that man! I, Oppps.... Missed the step!!

(Nudges internet... Think we have a classic all-time quote here!)

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:43 pm
by chaosfactor
Lol Happy new year Andy!

8-)

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:38 pm
by oss spy
Derailing is always fun :)

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:44 pm
by laughingcavalier
Geger wrote:
wildwilliam wrote:Game 9752802

I had 1 territory and was just wasting space because no one would take me out and I had no shot of winning. I did however have three matching cards in a nuclear game, one of which was my territory. so I nuked myself out of the game! :D

It is like being left to die and after three days of suffering you find a bullet in a gun!


that is cool!

2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player eliminated wildwilliam from the game
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - wildwilliam lost 34 points
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player gained 34 points


It's so cool there is a club you can join -
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=444&t=136872
I still haven't qualified :(

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:13 pm
by barackattack
Weird. I always thought THIS was the best suicide. No?

Image

Re: The best suicide ever

PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:44 am
by natty dread
wildwilliam wrote:if we all did this, we could in theory remove a majority of the points from the "closed pool system"


There's no closed system... new points are constantly coming in when new accounts are created.