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The best suicide ever

Postby oss spy on Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:15 pm

Game 10184437

Look at what Cyan told me shortly before he kicked the bucket.
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby owenshooter on Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:23 pm

zzzzzzzz... your link doesn't work, and i don't care to trudge up a horrible game to read what is surely something either very unclever or something we have all seen before... thank you for your VERY original post here in the GD... feel free to move along and please come back when you have equally compelling material...-el Jesus negro
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby barackattack on Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:28 pm

Jesus wasn't black.
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby oss spy on Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:29 pm

Whoops, my mistake. Fixed it...and owens, could you be a tad less offensive? Thanks :)
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby QoH on Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:31 pm

oss spy wrote:Whoops, my mistake. Fixed it...and owens, could you be a tad less offensive? Thanks :)

Still messed it up :lol: Try using this
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[Game]10184437[/Game]


And don't pay any attention to Owen... he's always like that :-$
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby oss spy on Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:33 pm

Ah, thanks a million for that :) I didn't notice the button until just now.
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:39 pm

[quote="barackattack"]Jesus wasn't black.[/quote

Everyone knows he is caucasian, perhaps French or even Scottish. Just look at all the photos of him.
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby barackattack on Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:02 pm

Jesus was French? Explains a lot.
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby jgordon1111 on Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:03 pm

does anyone have a current photo? Need to check my references to place of birth etc,. Thank you
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby lynch5762 on Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:30 am

Man I sure can see now why the mods must get frustrated...

First Owen slams a guy with a total of 41 games under his belt for starting this thread and then the next 6 posts are off topic.

Cheese and crackers guys! how about a little explanation and then the thread is closed... This is not that difficult trust me!
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby oss spy on Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:09 am

Being an ass=/=winning something


I'm sure I could break him in a well reasoned debate.
2012-04-05 19:05:58 - Eagle Orion: For the record, my supposed irrationality has kept me in the game well enough. Just in rather bizaare fashion.

2012-04-05 19:06:28 - nathanmoore04: Look at your troop count...
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:54 am

lynch5762 wrote:First Owen slams a guy with a total of 41 games under his belt for starting this thread


And some wonder why the "qualify of the CC forums have declined."
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby AAFitz on Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:59 am

thegreekdog wrote:
lynch5762 wrote:First Owen slams a guy with a total of 41 games under his belt for starting this thread


And some wonder why the "qualify of the CC forums have declined."



Maybe its the grammar and spelling?

But I agree. I think its great that a new player is excited about the game, as it really is probably different than anything he has experienced to date.

Welcome, and be warned; some fools have played 10000 games here, and have probably seen some pretty radical stuff. A quick view of some of the past records will show suicides of thousands of armies, after multiple year games, and even those as a post, wont usually get a favorable response.
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby wildwilliam on Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:13 pm

Game 9752802

I had 1 territory and was just wasting space because no one would take me out and I had no shot of winning. I did however have three matching cards in a nuclear game, one of which was my territory. so I nuked myself out of the game! :D

It is like being left to die and after three days of suffering you find a bullet in a gun!
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby Geger on Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:22 pm

wildwilliam wrote:Game 9752802

I had 1 territory and was just wasting space because no one would take me out and I had no shot of winning. I did however have three matching cards in a nuclear game, one of which was my territory. so I nuked myself out of the game! :D

It is like being left to die and after three days of suffering you find a bullet in a gun!


that is cool!

2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player eliminated wildwilliam from the game
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - wildwilliam lost 34 points
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player gained 34 points
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby wildwilliam on Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:16 pm

Geger wrote:
wildwilliam wrote:Game 9752802

I had 1 territory and was just wasting space because no one would take me out and I had no shot of winning. I did however have three matching cards in a nuclear game, one of which was my territory. so I nuked myself out of the game! :D

It is like being left to die and after three days of suffering you find a bullet in a gun!


that is cool!

2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player eliminated wildwilliam from the game
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - wildwilliam lost 34 points
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player gained 34 points


2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player gained 34 points

if we all did this, we could in theory remove a majority of the points from the "closed pool system"
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:08 pm

AAFitz wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
lynch5762 wrote:First Owen slams a guy with a total of 41 games under his belt for starting this thread


And some wonder why the "qualify of the CC forums have declined."



Maybe its the grammar and spelling?

But I agree. I think its great that a new player is excited about the game, as it really is probably different than anything he has experienced to date.

Welcome, and be warned; some fools have played 10000 games here, and have probably seen some pretty radical stuff. A quick view of some of the past records will show suicides of thousands of armies, after multiple year games, and even those as a post, wont usually get a favorable response.


Damn you Fitz! The "t" and "f" keys are near each other! And the word "and" is acceptable for use in the beginning of a sentence. Plus you forgot the apostrophe in "wont" above.

I was simply pointing out that some people who complain about the quality of the forums and hearken to past glories are also the same players who jump up and down with glee on any posts that don't fit their particular definition of what should be posted in the forums, thus killing a potential positive addition to the forums.
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:11 pm

AAFitz wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
lynch5762 wrote:First Owen slams a guy with a total of 41 games under his belt for starting this thread


And some wonder why the "qualify of the CC forums have declined."



Maybe its the grammar and spelling?

But I agree. I think its great that a new player is excited about the game, as it really is probably different than anything he has experienced to date.

Welcome, and be warned; some fools have played 10000 games here, and have probably seen some pretty radical stuff. A quick view of some of the past records will show suicides of thousands of armies, after multiple year games, and even those as a post, wont usually get a favorable response.


Maybe its the grammar and spelling?


its


lol.

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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:27 pm

Thair iz joost no whining wen yuve got 2 type.


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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby chaosfactor on Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:36 pm

Breathalyzer for that man! I, Oppps.... Missed the step!!

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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby chaosfactor on Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:43 pm

Lol Happy new year Andy!

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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby oss spy on Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:38 pm

Derailing is always fun :)
2012-04-05 19:05:58 - Eagle Orion: For the record, my supposed irrationality has kept me in the game well enough. Just in rather bizaare fashion.

2012-04-05 19:06:28 - nathanmoore04: Look at your troop count...
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby laughingcavalier on Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:44 pm

Geger wrote:
wildwilliam wrote:Game 9752802

I had 1 territory and was just wasting space because no one would take me out and I had no shot of winning. I did however have three matching cards in a nuclear game, one of which was my territory. so I nuked myself out of the game! :D

It is like being left to die and after three days of suffering you find a bullet in a gun!


that is cool!

2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player eliminated wildwilliam from the game
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - wildwilliam lost 34 points
2011-10-24 21:04:39 - neutral player gained 34 points


It's so cool there is a club you can join -
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=444&t=136872
I still haven't qualified :(
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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby barackattack on Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:13 pm

Weird. I always thought THIS was the best suicide. No?

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Re: The best suicide ever

Postby natty dread on Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:44 am

wildwilliam wrote:if we all did this, we could in theory remove a majority of the points from the "closed pool system"


There's no closed system... new points are constantly coming in when new accounts are created.
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