whats with all the drama?

[Babson_Terror]

can anyone make a short resumé about all the drama going on? i'm talking bout the insinuations to mod abuse and those who accuse mods of it, Gen lee not derserving his title, and Master bush trolling/whining about it, thx in advance i just want to be able to follow whats happening here

[jgordon1111]

LOL no short resume possible on this drama just wade,in and start reading. Come to your own truths,dont be lead by someone highlighting only parts they want to be looked at. Read all of it beginning to end. That should keep you busy for about a month,see you then Just so you know in advance,well never mind GL

[Gen.LeeGettinhed]

Babson,

Until King_Herpes shows up and gives you the REAL scoop (or CoF or Bush), I'll try to catch you up:
1) the moons are aligning and Revelations is about to come true
2) GLG had totally violated CoF and Bush's idea of what a REAL player ought to do/play
3) I tried to make a peace offering by including them in a Media venture I'm about to launch, but no response yet
4) the Potato crop is looking good this year -- Oranges, not so much
5) now that Kiron has returned, we're all waiting to either see him battle MC or if they join forces. I'll buy a ticket to either

GLG (poser, 666)

[barackattack]

I thought crying about the mods was the same as crying about the dice? i.e. neverevereverending

[mc05025]

Babson,

Until King_Herpes shows up and gives you the REAL scoop (or CoF or Bush), I'll try to catch you up:
1) the moons are aligning and Revelations is about to come true
2) GLG had totally violated CoF and Bush's idea of what a REAL player ought to do/play
3) I tried to make a peace offering by including them in a Media venture I'm about to launch, but no response yet
4) the Potato crop is looking good this year -- Oranges, not so much
5) now that Kiron has returned, we're all waiting to either see him battle MC or if they join forces. I'll buy a ticket to either

GLG (poser, 666)

Hey!! Kiron is back. Nice I 'll play him. I need to write some pages of diplomacy. I missed that.

[Dukasaur]

what's with all the drama? a.k.a. Welcome to the new CC!

[King_Herpes]

can anyone make a short resumé about all the drama going on?

No problem Gary, it's been a minute. Good to see you're still doing well and how's that bum knee been treating you? Better I hope, now let me see if I can paraphrase all of this madness for you. Although someone else will have to fill you in about the whole mod debacle, of that I've no clue.

Now to better comprehend what's partly causing our forums current state of bereavement you have to first understand that at one time GLGH, Chariot of Fire and Master Bush were all good chums and spirited musicians. None of this petty bickering will bring you any semblance of truth until you grasp that they were once something much more than public displays of irony. In fact they were on the fringe of being something great...

GLGH being the lyrical giant of the group devoted timeless hours into the groups message and path of direction. He crafted some of the most powerful lyrics of our generation, embodied a style like no other and harnessed an energy greater than that of Justin Bieber. Yes, I said it.

Chariot of Fire had all the pizazz of this motley crew and focused his attention mainly on costuming but also flared his efforts into coloring up choruses and jazzing up the melody. He was very skilled at what he did given his keen eye for detail. After doing enough gigs opening up for headliners he eventually caught the eye of renowned artist, Elton John for his eccentric shirts and bad ass hair cuts. I heard one of his hair styles at the time cost in excess of $400. Yowza!

Master Bush didn't really do a whole lot besides complain about what he didn't feel was good enough. His musical influences were John Belushi and Wilt Chamberlain. Obviously he had no talent but could ride the f*ck out of a coattail! He mostly spent his time during practice breaking up weed and tossing back coldies. In fact, his only concrete contribution was his parents having owned a loft apartment above their garage which they then turned into a studio for jamming sessions.. place was tits bruh.

Their groups name was HIV and the Positives and when they fucking played man nothing could break their sound. It was mesmerizing watching them kill every song and at that pace they were destined for stardom(I have one of their unreleased albums and I still play it to this day when I work out). Problem was, like so many other great bands in our history, they never saw eye to eye and their was heavy drug and alcohol use tearing their ideals apart at the foundation. They honestly believed amidst their delusions that they could make it in the industry alone.

Well clearly that's not what happened for any of them and instead they all regressed into the childlike state you see before you today. So here they are, following each other around on a popular gaming site, eating the textual turds left there by the last and re-shitting out the same old shit that they just shit.

P.M. me if there's anything you'd like for me to elaborate on Gary, glad I could help and good seeing you again.

[Commander9]

Got to say... I've never been a big fan of your posts, but this is a masterpiece.

[macbone]

But where do you fit into all of this, KH?

[QoH]

=D> But where do you fit into all of this, KH?

He was their manager, secretly hating the group. He was the one influencing each individual in secret about how they would be able to make it on their own. It was a diabolical plan to make the group split.

[MegasWoman]

lmaooooooooooooo ... okay I vote for KH as the new King of CC

[jgordon1111]

Between this and his ninja buddies for lyfe post for qwert, I concur. Damn i was laughing so hard I was crying. A true bard amongst us indeed. ? king of CC outrank president-owner and conqueror

[cookie0117]

=D> But where do you fit into all of this, KH?

He was their manager, secretly hating the group. He was the one influencing each individual in secret about how they would be able to make it on their own. It was a diabolical plan to make the group split.

As plans go it worked pretty well!!

[lynch5762]

Oh hell... I'll admit I laughed too! Nicely done KH ... I only wish that you could put that much effort and thought into all of your posts!

[smegal69]

BATTLE OF THE BANDS


We have the up-most pleasure in presenting live at Sound-dome,
Two up and coming bands......... yes folks you want to keep an eye on them.

In the red corner we have
HIV and the Positives




And the Blue corner we have.............
KH and the Recurring Outbreaks




Tonight's winner will not only win $86.26 in prize money and sponsorship deals,

They will also go on to face last years winners.....the great blue-grass Duo band

JefJef and the his Multi

[MegasWoman]

not even remotely close....oh well...it was fun while it lasted...

[rabbiton]

can anyone make a short resumé about all the drama going on?

No problem Gary, it's been a minute. Good to see you're still doing well and how's that bum knee been treating you? Better I hope, now let me see if I can paraphrase all of this madness for you. Although someone else will have to fill you in about the whole mod debacle, of that I've no clue.

Now to better comprehend what's partly causing our forums current state of bereavement you have to first understand that at one time GLGH, Chariot of Fire and Master Bush were all good chums and spirited musicians. None of this petty bickering will bring you any semblance of truth until you grasp that they were once something much more than public displays of irony. In fact they were on the fringe of being something great...

GLGH being the lyrical giant of the group devoted timeless hours into the groups message and path of direction. He crafted some of the most powerful lyrics of our generation, embodied a style like no other and harnessed an energy greater than that of Justin Bieber. Yes, I said it.

Chariot of Fire had all the pizazz of this motley crew and focused his attention mainly on costuming but also flared his efforts into coloring up choruses and jazzing up the melody. He was very skilled at what he did given his keen eye for detail. After doing enough gigs opening up for headliners he eventually caught the eye of renowned artist, Elton John for his eccentric shirts and bad ass hair cuts. I heard one of his hair styles at the time cost in excess of $400. Yowza!

Master Bush didn't really do a whole lot besides complain about what he didn't feel was good enough. His musical influences were John Belushi and Wilt Chamberlain. Obviously he had no talent but could ride the f*ck out of a coattail! He mostly spent his time during practice breaking up weed and tossing back coldies. In fact, his only concrete contribution was his parents having owned a loft apartment above their garage which they then turned into a studio for jamming sessions.. place was tits bruh.

Their groups name was HIV and the Positives and when they fucking played man nothing could break their sound. It was mesmerizing watching them kill every song and at that pace they were destined for stardom(I have one of their unreleased albums and I still play it to this day when I work out). Problem was, like so many other great bands in our history, they never saw eye to eye and their was heavy drug and alcohol use tearing their ideals apart at the foundation. They honestly believed amidst their delusions that they could make it in the industry alone.

Well clearly that's not what happened for any of them and instead they all regressed into the childlike state you see before you today. So here they are, following each other around on a popular gaming site, eating the textual turds left there by the last and re-shitting out the same old shit that they just shit.

P.M. me if there's anything you'd like for me to elaborate on Gary, glad I could help and good seeing you again.

well, this certainly had me reminiscing about the old times, as we all recall that THE CLUB has a long history of pumping out rock hard solid Boy Bands of incredulous note... and yeah i'm talking about...

MC Floppy & The Monster Truck Gang

y'all remember them crazy feng-dudes?

maybe someone can krank out a verse or two.

mad times, back in the day, before times had even fully grown up. times hadn't even broken curfew or climbed mount whateverest yet.

and you and i used to be close back then, captain hoopies, on the road with THE GANG, putting lordknowswhat substances into their equipment to mess with their "sound" before every show. hanging out at the Musk Shack afterwards. but now you're all about your non-paying Entertainment Career.

what happened to FlunkyTerrance and MC Chopstick anyway? did we kill them?

[Begbie]

outstanding KH

[Gen.LeeGettinhed]

"this was King_Herpes'. . finest. . hour." Winston Churchill

[Uncle Death]

Can you answer my questions from that other thread _____?


Mod edit: personal details removed

I meant to say GLH and mod edit noted. You know the closed one.

[King_Herpes]

well, this certainly had me reminiscing about the old times, as we all recall that THE CLUB has a long history of pumping out rock hard solid Boy Bands of incredulous note... and yeah i'm talking about...

MC Floppy & The Monster Truck Gang

y'all remember them crazy feng-dudes?

maybe someone can krank out a verse or two.

Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish, but MC & The Monster Truck Gang has one of the best videos of all time!

Somebody had to say it.

mad times, back in the day, before times had even fully grown up. times hadn't even broken curfew or climbed mount whateverest yet.

and you and i used to be close back then, captain hoopies, on the road with THE GANG, putting lordknowswhat substances into their equipment to mess with their "sound" before every show. hanging out at the Musk Shack afterwards.

Hold on a minute, stop the bus. Are you crying? My Rabbi doesn't cry, no no no wipe those tears back now. Here, wipe your eyes with this cucumber infused washcloth. Now, doesn't Uncle Herpes makes those frowns go back to their towns? Our friendship has only begun to unfurl. I summoned you with a level 53 spirit wizard remember, this means you're going to be here for quite some time yet.

but now you're all about your non-paying Entertainment Career.

Some of the most lucrative passions of my life I do for free, instead they make me rich with happiness. Life isn't all about what you can take, dont'cha know?

what happened to FlunkyTerrance and MC Chopstick anyway? did we kill them?

After our last forum 'quick pro-quo', they got so horned up that FunkyBrewster'rance immediately exited the scene with his hands over his crotchal region saying something about needing a shop-vac, some lithium white grease, a pair of pliers, an empty paper towel tube and 16 gerbils. Haven't heard from him since.

As for Mr. Chang-a-lang, well he was allegedly reported as standing outside of a movie theatre naked while holding a knife. Always new that guy was a creep. After our last convo, I invited him over for a cup of Kool-Aid® and a game of Pinochle so as you can imagine we ended up crashing out pretty late. I had permission to guest him in my parents room because I was told by my 5th Step-dad that, "we're trusting you to hold down the fort, we're going to the swingers lounge for some giggity" and wanted the basement to myself anyways. In the morning while flipping an incredible edible egg, he presented himself with my ma's bra and somehow found an anxious German Shepard. I told him about the dangers of urinary tract infections(UTI's) and how it's always best to go to the bathroom after sex and not wait until the morning. He said, "I'm not the one who has to go sprinkle, but where's the nearest dog walk"? Haven't heard from him since.

[AAFitz]

SSDD

[rabbiton]

Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish, but MC & The Monster Truck Gang has one of the best videos of all time!

Somebody had to say it.

TOO RIGHT. we didn't crush those hordes in that square for nothing! they laughed at our so-called show and so we crushed them good, teaching them how to build the world's most diabolical army of capitalist zombies that have ever dominated the world's economy and held all other so-called countries quivering on their so-called knees. YO-FENG!

the other thing i would observe about those golden-showered times, Supreme Emperor Fu Man Herpes, is that you were in your image-shack posting phase... where you just ZINGED posters with a single perfect image, speaking at least a 1000 hanzi, and spared us the monster truck essays that appear to be regularly tipping off the back of your forum garbage collection unit these days. i noted at the time that this style did "slant a little lesbian", whereas today's king_slurps certainly slants a little "aging sociology professor", but let us duly observe that these 2 things are not at all wholly inconsistent!!

as the aging sociology professor AAFitz (from his jail cell, doin' time for some combination of inappropriate touching, dullness and idiocy) coyly commented: S...S...D...D...Q!

[AAFitz]

Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish, but MC & The Monster Truck Gang has one of the best videos of all time!

Somebody had to say it.

TOO RIGHT. we didn't crush those hordes in that square for nothing! they laughed at our so-called show and so we crushed them good, teaching them how to build the world's most diabolical army of capitalist zombies that have ever dominated the world's economy and held all other so-called countries quivering on their so-called knees. YO-FENG!

the other thing i would observe about those golden-showered times, Supreme Emperor Fu Man Herpes, is that you were in your image-shack posting phase... where you just ZINGED posters with a single perfect image, speaking at least a 1000 hanzi, and spared us the monster truck essays that appear to be regularly tipping off the back of your forum garbage collection unit these days. i noted at the time that this style did "slant a little lesbian", whereas today's king_slurps certainly slants a little "aging sociology professor", but let us duly observe that these 2 things are not at all wholly inconsistent!!

as the aging sociology professor AAFitz (from his jail cell, doin' time for some combination of inappropriate touching, dullness and idiocy) coyly commented: S...S...D...D...Q!

Lack charges me by the word now.

[King_Herpes]

Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish, but MC & The Monster Truck Gang has one of the best videos of all time!

Somebody had to say it.

TOO RIGHT. we didn't crush those hordes in that square for nothing! they laughed at our so-called show and so we crushed them good, teaching them how to build the world's most diabolical army of capitalist zombies that have ever dominated the world's economy and held all other so-called countries quivering on their so-called knees. YO-FENG!

HUZZAH! You can belei' dat playa, that's how it is when you live like a boss! Got 100 on my neck, 20 on my wrist and my shoe game's sick.. We ride, we ride 22's or better..

And we all know, Team America's World Police Act puts on one hell of a show. With their seats sold out since 1945. Never mind Red China, they never stood a days chance against our flag waving. I can't speak for you but I can wave the f*ck out of one of those things.

But don't we soon afterwards make up for our horrific war bloopers by consequential 'baby kissing' campaigns, all our many Adopt A Little Butt Foundations and by promptly skirting around our shortcumings? Seriously, we're not all that diabolical and I'd like to think of us more as pacified sheople than actual zombies. I mean, let's be fair about this, we haven't actually yet begun to eat each other's brains.

the other thing i would observe about those golden-showered times, Supreme Emperor Fu Man Herpes, is that you were in your image-shack posting phase... where you just ZINGED posters with a single perfect image, speaking at least a 1000 hanzi, and spared us the monster truck essays that appear to be regularly tipping off the back of your forum garbage collection unit these days. i noted at the time that this style did "slant a little lesbian", whereas today's king_slurps certainly slants a little "aging sociology professor", but let us duly observe that these 2 things are not at all wholly inconsistent!!

would it kill you to Capitalize the beginnings of your sentences once in a while? i always have to strain my eyes to read your gurgled up vernacular. as my most powerful emissary of textual combat you have to hone your grammar skillz to pay our bills. i can't have somebody endorsing my word battles and wielding my verbal trajectories that refuses to embody my entire style.

times constraint, during pivotal changes throughout my spirits path, limits the amount of efforts I can offer a message board. so sometimes you, along with everybody else will just have to take what you can get. in the meanwhiles, i'll be sure and occasionally toss you all something to gnaw on..

as the aging sociology professor AAFitz (from his jail cell, doin' time for some combination of inappropriate touching, dullness and idiocy) coyly commented: S...S...D...D...Q!

And don't harp on Fitzoid's embolisms to hard, we all know he's a man of few words.