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Conquer Club can suck my....

Posted:
Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:10 pm
by azezzo
Dont give me the random dice bullshit as an excuse for the dice.
Admittadly, I am a degenerate gambler, reformed,I gave up gambling and became a meber of CC back in '07, but just the same, ive had multiple bookiees, Ive been to numerous casinos, been given free trips to Vegas, etc.but when you play here the dice are not truely random as they would like you to believe, They are more so either hot, or cold and when they are cold they are fucking ice cold, forget about any conservative play, it wont help, and God help you if you are a speed player, as a compulsive personality might be.
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Posted:
Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:27 pm
by Serbia
In other news, it was unseasonably warm in metro Detroit today, with temperatures reaching 50 degrees in the region.
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Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:29 pm
by jefjef
CC wrote:I swear on my life the dice are random! The streaks and crazy attacks are NORMAL
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They should at least give reach arounds.
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Posted:
Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:07 pm
by natty dread

Looks like pretty good dice to me.
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Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:16 pm
by nippersean
Here's a thing Natty. For the umpteenth time - you do not understand the OP. Here's a plan, don't post unless you do, or just don't post.
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Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:32 pm
by natty dread
nippersean wrote:Here's a thing Natty. For the umpteenth time - you do not understand the OP. Here's a plan, don't post unless you do, or just don't post.
I'm sorry to hear that, Sean. Hey, how's the old butt doing? Still hurting?
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:30 am
by barackattack
I think they should just trust us to roll our own dice and report the results. This way everyone could see the rolls they were getting and see that there was no bias.
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:16 am
by grifftron
Serbia wrote:In other news, it was unseasonably warm in metro Detroit today, with temperatures reaching 50 degrees in the region.

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Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:19 am
by azezzo
Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:38 am
by Crazyirishman
I CC fucks you with the dice ( not in the fun way), what would make you think it would be good at oral?
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:14 pm
by King_Herpes
azezzo wrote:Dont give me the random dice bullshit as an excuse for the dice.
Admittadly, I am a degenerate gambler, reformed,I gave up gambling and became a meber of CC back in '07, but just the same, ive had multiple bookiees, Ive been to numerous casinos, been given free trips to Vegas, etc.but when you play here the dice are not truely random as they would like you to believe, They are more so either hot, or cold and when they are cold they are fucking ice cold, forget about any conservative play, it wont help, and God help you if you are a speed player, as a compulsive personality might be.
Sorry about your little butt.
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:17 pm
by niMic
azezzo wrote:Dont give me the random dice bullshit as an excuse for the dice.
Admittadly, I am a degenerate gambler, reformed,I gave up gambling and became a meber of CC back in '07, but just the same, ive had multiple bookiees, Ive been to numerous casinos, been given free trips to Vegas, etc.but when you play here the dice are not truely random as they would like you to believe, They are more so either hot, or cold and when they are cold they are fucking ice cold, forget about any conservative play, it wont help, and God help you if you are a speed player, as a compulsive personality might be.

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Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:18 pm
by natty dread
Here's the thing though - obsessive gamblers are the worst people in the world to assess what is random and what is not.
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:21 pm
by QoH
niMic wrote:
Scrubs FTW
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:29 pm
by Dukasaur
azezzo wrote:Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.
There is a thing called an Edit button. It's not too late.
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:38 pm
by zimmah
Dukasaur wrote:azezzo wrote:Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.
There is a thing called an Edit button. It's not too late.
it is now, since you quoted it.
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:24 pm
by HighlanderAttack
Normal CC Dice example against a one
211*2
665*6
432*5
611*6
322*3
514*5
656*6
344*4
43*4
1*1
your normal 11v1 fail
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:36 pm
by jefjef
zimmah wrote:Dukasaur wrote:azezzo wrote:Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.
There is a thing called an Edit button. It's not too late.
it is now, since you quoted it.
He can still edit the title and make it all warm and fuzzy (the old title will only show on posts made under it)...
@ highlander. Yes - CC's version of random is highly questionable.
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:54 pm
by Gen.LeeGettinhed
a private equity group is backing me in buying a small media group -- but I have to put together a crack team. I recommend:
Azezzo: developing eyecatching headlines
CrazyIrishman: Editor
Nattydread and HighlandAttack: Research/investigative
jefjef and Barackattack: strategy/options/alternatives
King_Herpes: legal (below)
Master Bush/Chariot of Fire: Farm Reports (general principles)
+ niMic: comedy (below)
Regarding HA's 11v1 dice, I noticed:
211*2
665*6
432*5
611*6
322*3
514*5
656*6
344*4
43*4
1*1
# A D
6 5 3
5 3 2
4 5 2
3 4 1
2 4 1
1 6 1
not all that far from being random. . .but STRUNG together in bad sequences. MAYBE. . .instead of CC's limited dumbass options, go back to basic game choice: attack with 3 or 2 or 1 instead of with max -- when attacker chooses. . and outcome MIGHT be:
21*1 Win <-- with just 1 less attacking dice on first go around
266*5 Win
643*2 win
561*1 win
632*2 win
351*4 win
565*6 loss
634*4 win
44*3 win
4*1 Win (1 extra)
. . .same sequence of dice, different matchups -- and outcome would have been 9:1 instead of 0-10. Get an option to change-up the break-ups in the random string. . .by not having ot attack with max all the time. Who's gonna write the E-ticket?
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:18 pm
by King_Herpes
Dukasaur wrote:azezzo wrote:Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.
There is a thing called an Edit button. It's not too late.
What do you mean, what's wrong with the title?
Ohhhh, yeah you might want to change that.
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:20 pm
by codierose
why bother they are not listening its random deal with it so they say

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Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:24 pm
by Crazyirishman
Gen.LeeGettinhed wrote:a private equity group is backing me in buying a small media group -- but I have to put together a crack team. I recommend:
Azezzo: developing eyecatching headlines
CrazyIrishman: Editor
Nattydread and HighlandAttack: Research/investigative
jefjef and Barackattack: strategy/options/alternatives
Im in, this crack team would be the CC version of this:

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Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:14 pm
by natty dread
Everyone who complains about the dice is a FRIGGIN MORON
that's my statement and I stand behind it
SEE EDIT BUTTON WORKS FINE
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:55 pm
by barackattack
crack team?
I get it, Crazy. Very wry

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Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:01 pm
by HighlanderAttack
I dont complain about the dice ever--just the random numbers--dice dont act this way