Conquer Club

This is unacceptable, I don't care if that means I have no sense of humor, I paid good money for my membership and want to be able to read the buttons and instructions without a universal translator.

Greasemonkey is not functioning correctly and I shouldn't have to jump though friggin hoops to play my games in time.

I don't see the clocks stopping for major holidays so that people can spend time with their families so lets not celebrate this annoying holiday either and get the damn site working properly again, okay?

Bah Humbug,
MM

Try pronouncing the words, it isn't a foreign language.

The good news is that anybody who tries to visit the site for the first time today will just give up and never come back!

Wait a sec...

Madmartigan wrote:This is unacceptable, I don't care if that means I have no sense of humor, I paid good money for my membership and want to be able to read the buttons and instructions without a universal translator.

300 games listed on your profile. Divided by 20 USD gives approx. 6.66 cents per game. That's what you pay for the game engine, graphics, settings, the forums, the maps etc. I think you'll survive one day with the Swedish chef in return for a good laugh.

For the record. I think this is a damn good April first joke. Damn good. Have been laughing my ass of the whole day.

After 300 games you don't know which buttons to do what?

Nothing like a good pity thread to round out an April Fool's Day.

harden the f*ck up.. pussy.

Greasemonkey is not functioning correctly and I shouldn't have to jump though friggin hoops to play my games in time.

Which hoops, for example?

They buttons are in the same place they have always been.

Quit bitching.

My complaint was legitimate and undeserving of being flamed, last I noticed this is General Discussion. The joke was inconvenient and unnecessary that is all I was trying to say.

I enjoy playing here, enough so that I will always speak out when I feel that something is not in the best interest of this site.

MM

Oh and what happened to the person that used to say "Suck it up cupcake" I confess that was looking forward for that one.

i think lancelots armor is a little too tight....

I take this game pretty seriously, but if you cant see the humor in it...you should probably take a step back...

I do however feel your pain with the card counter...Im still wondering what a couple of my games are going to look like tomorrow...did I line up on the guy with 5 cards or 1....I guess I could have counted...nah...risk is risky...

Well i liked the joke but i have to agrea with Mad after a while it became anoyying lol luckily its now the 2nd of april

Swedish chef for the win! Its a game! Cudos to the staff for making my day ALOT brighter! Me and my friends laughed our asses off!

(Ok, I only have -one- friend who plays this. But he laughed pretty hard.)

Madmartigan wrote:This is unacceptable,

Jerk-on,
Apply directly to the jerk.

I must confess, you guys nailed me that time. I thought my pot had magically enhanced itself. Madmartigan, you are a whiny little bitch - have a coke and a smile and shut the f*ck up.

I didn't care too much for the April Fool's joke either. This is mainly because I hate special days in general. I propose we get rid of Christmas, birthdays, Thanksgiving, St Patty's Day, Halloween, and my all time least favorites Valentine's Day and Sweetest Day...

Waste of fucking time all of them.

what the hell is sweetest day?

autoload wrote:I didn't care too much for the April Fool's joke either. This is mainly because I hate special days in general. I propose we get rid of Christmas, birthdays, Thanksgiving, St Patty's Day, Halloween, and my all time least favorites Valentine's Day and Sweetest Day...

Waste of fucking time all of them.

Wow, dude you must be the most grumpiest person in the world.
Why don't you practice smiling and laughing once in awhile. It is good for you.

Stymie wrote:

autoload wrote:I didn't care too much for the April Fool's joke either. This is mainly because I hate special days in general. I propose we get rid of Christmas, birthdays, Thanksgiving, St Patty's Day, Halloween, and my all time least favorites Valentine's Day and Sweetest Day...

Waste of fucking time all of them.

Wow, dude you must be the most grumpiest person in the world.
Why don't you practice smiling and laughing once in awhile. It is good for you.

You are right, I am a grumpy dude. I also hate wedding anniversary's...

autoload wrote:

Stymie wrote:

autoload wrote:I didn't care too much for the April Fool's joke either. This is mainly because I hate special days in general. I propose we get rid of Christmas, birthdays, Thanksgiving, St Patty's Day, Halloween, and my all time least favorites Valentine's Day and Sweetest Day...

Waste of fucking time all of them.

Wow, dude you must be the most grumpiest person in the world.
Why don't you practice smiling and laughing once in awhile. It is good for you.

You are right, I am a grumpy dude. I also hate wedding anniversary's...

someone needs more buttsecks in the stache shack.

What is the matter with you folks? This is the General Discussion forum, what is with the insults? Can anyone make a comment that isn't derogatory?

MM

No.......uum yes