Conquer Club

If you are anything at all like me, you get super fired up about wearing Superman underwear that says, "Man of Steel". And like me, you also find it deterring that team cc get's the majority of our beloved site owners attention and praise. Also, like me you would cherish the opportunity to be invited to one or more of his family events.

And what better way to express our need for basic human touch than to flatter a person?

Here, I'll start:

lackattack, you possess a keenness that belies your age.

King_Herpes wrote:
And what better way to express our need for basic human touch than to flatter a person?

I think i can come up with at least 747 better ways.

Stephen Wayne wrote:

King_Herpes wrote:
And what better way to express our need for basic human touch than to flatter a person?

I think i can come up with at least 747 better ways.

1. flatten a person

what are the other 746?

lackattack... you complete me...-el Jesus negro

lackattack... You are the spice in my soup and the sugar in my cake.

rabbiton wrote:

Stephen Wayne wrote:

King_Herpes wrote:
And what better way to express our need for basic human touch than to flatter a person?

I think i can come up with at least 747 better ways.

1. flatten a person

what are the other 746?

If you don't get the double meaning of that your a moron.

this is a joke right? did you really start a thread asking people to kiss lack's ass? damn dude, how bad do you wanna become a mod here.

there are far too many poor things currantly happening here at cc, that are being completely ignore and/or swept under the rug, and you wanna start a "compliment the site owner" thread?

Lackattack, I want to have your babies.

lackattack, I miss you my little cuddle mouse

Master Bush wrote:this is a joke right? did you really start a thread asking people to kiss lack's ass? damn dude, how bad do you wanna become a mod here.

It's my body, I'll do what I want!

We have some serious work to do on your attitude Gary. You have a definite problem with respect for authority. And you seem to think 30$ buys you a market share into the company. Kind of befuddled about your pushy approach here, as are I'm sure a lot of readers.

Master Bush wrote:there are far too many poor things currantly happening here at cc, that are being completely ignore and/or swept under the rug, and you wanna start a "compliment the site owner" thread?

Well that's your opinion and I want you to pause enough until you can own it. Now you want to know what I think?

I think you're just being a big stinker. Don't you see that I'm out here for you, out here working my hands to the bone to provide a safer forum going experience? Working as hard if not harder than team cc to keep things glued together? Trying to mend the wounds of mistrust that you so adamantly pick at with grubby little hands eating their scabs? I'm handling things quite well actually too. Since my return I'll have you know that I've had multiple hour phone conversations with AndyDufresne and would you believe it, he says and I quote, "we're doing the best we can with what we know". Isn't that inspiring? I fucking love that guy.

Even if there were deep seeded problems with the way this site were being moderated, crisis only precipitates change. You're not honestly going to work yourself up about such things are you, wait a minute what.. there's a monster under your bed? Okay okay, I'll leave the light on then.. annnd the door open but just a smidge.



I swear that child,

King_Herpes protecting passionately

lackattack, you make my balls tingle...-el Jesus negro

lackattaack you make my downstairs feel funy when I think aobut you

Stephen Wayne wrote:your a moron.

such hurtful, emotionally stultifying, words should never be hurled from your throne upon perspicacity hill, stephen wayne.

could you take a break from your intense guitar sessions to cut the common forum clod a break? we're hurting down here already, and being morons we have no clue what to do about it. then you come along and point out the painfully obvious, and where does that leave us?

also i'm getting some sort of sense of diminishing returns in talking with you stephen wayne. it's like you've already imparted your greatest wisdom, and now you've returned to your brain-cloud, and i'm left alone to deal with the fallout. anyone have any clues what to do next?

this is a problem i'm sure king flipper never predicted.

rabbiton wrote:

Stephen Wayne wrote:your a moron.

such hurtful, emotionally stultifying, words should never be hurled from your throne upon perspicacity hill, stephen wayne.

could you take a break from your intense guitar sessions to cut the common forum clod a break? we're hurting down here already, and being morons we have no clue what to do about it. then you come along and point out the painfully obvious, and where does that leave us?

also i'm getting some sort of sense of diminishing returns in talking with you stephen wayne. it's like you've already imparted your greatest wisdom, and now you've returned to your brain-cloud, and i'm left alone to deal with the fallout. anyone have any clues what to do next?

this is a problem i'm sure king flipper never predicted.

I think stephen wayne has trouble expressing his deep neverending love for the king and spouts these things as a cry for attention while herpes makes threads about other CC users while neglecting little stephen who just wants him to grab the mitt and play catch every once in awhile.

Crazyirishman wrote:

rabbiton wrote:

Stephen Wayne wrote:your a moron.

such hurtful, emotionally stultifying, words should never be hurled from your throne upon perspicacity hill, stephen wayne.

could you take a break from your intense guitar sessions to cut the common forum clod a break? we're hurting down here already, and being morons we have no clue what to do about it. then you come along and point out the painfully obvious, and where does that leave us?

also i'm getting some sort of sense of diminishing returns in talking with you stephen wayne. it's like you've already imparted your greatest wisdom, and now you've returned to your brain-cloud, and i'm left alone to deal with the fallout. anyone have any clues what to do next?

this is a problem i'm sure king flipper never predicted.

I think stephen wayne has trouble expressing his deep neverending love for the king and spouts these things as a cry for attention while herpes makes threads about other CC users while neglecting little stephen who just wants him to grab the mitt and play catch every once in awhile.

rabbiton still a moron you started a battle you cant win I'm never wrong in the cloud.

Crazyirishman you hit the nail right on the head thanks for understanding me.

Crazyirishman wrote:

rabbiton wrote:

Stephen Wayne wrote:your a moron.

such hurtful, emotionally stultifying, words should never be hurled from your throne upon perspicacity hill, stephen wayne.

could you take a break from your intense guitar sessions to cut the common forum clod a break? we're hurting down here already, and being morons we have no clue what to do about it. then you come along and point out the painfully obvious, and where does that leave us?

also i'm getting some sort of sense of diminishing returns in talking with you stephen wayne. it's like you've already imparted your greatest wisdom, and now you've returned to your brain-cloud, and i'm left alone to deal with the fallout. anyone have any clues what to do next?

this is a problem i'm sure king flipper never predicted.

I think stephen wayne has trouble expressing his deep neverending love for the king and spouts these things as a cry for attention while herpes makes threads about other CC users while neglecting little stephen who just wants him to grab the mitt and play catch every once in awhile.

Nonsense you two, get it together. That's how rumors get started and you should know that StephenWayne and I crossed the bridges of his despair together. Our history runs deep as does all of ours, our blood runs together and when he's upset I'm upset. And we are flipping "morons" for not understanding his plane joke!

To Stephen> I got your back bruh.

When you guys make fun of him remember that you're also hurting my feelings because I've previously invested my emotions. I'm already anchored down and it would be hard to just turn my shoulder because he's having a hard time fitting in. He'll figure it out and meanwhile how about we fluff lack some more until he arrives!

lackattack, you give me the strength to carry on.

lackattack you may attack my lack any day.

thread reported for flaming and getting off topic. it will be closed. good night.

Master Bush wrote:thread reported for flaming and getting off topic. it will be closed. good night.

Oh c'mon bubb, nobody likes a wet blanket. I know there's a personality in there somewhere beneath all that gruff and tough. And if anybody's trailing off topic it would be you not complimenting the site owner. Instead you brought up a completely different topic and put up little emoticons to add to the fervor of your mod hate champaign. You can't just run around reporting threads you don't endorse. It's unethical.

lackattack, you make my heart sing you make everything groovy

lackattack, you are the little umbrella in my fruity drink...-el Jesus negro

Lackattack...I like your eyebrows...they match your shoes

Stephen Wayne wrote:

King_Herpes wrote:
And what better way to express our need for basic human touch than to flatter a person?

I think i can come up with at least 747 better ways.

what does a jumbo jet has to do with expressing need for basic human touch?

lackattack, your so beautiful, that when god said "let there be light and you came up

I wanted to thank herpes for his heartwarming christmas initiative.
Also, I would like to join the long line of morons lost with the boeing joke. please stephen, don't let us in the dark pathes of ignorance! we want the truth!

bush, I think you might be getting a little grumpy, have an apple juice.

lackattack... you actually know the proper use of the words "your" and "you're."

zimmah wrote:

Stephen Wayne wrote:

King_Herpes wrote:
And what better way to express our need for basic human touch than to flatter a person?

I think i can come up with at least 747 better ways.

what does a jumbo jet has to do with expressing need for basic human touch?

You have got to be kidding me another poor naive child. If you can't figure it out for yourself you probably wouldn't get it even if it were explained to you. Please this goes for everyone leave it alone if you dont get it.

Sorry to mess up your thread King please keep it going.