The travesty of injustice
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:28 pmA lot of you were born with little butts and for that I sincerely apoligize. I need you to know that I do want them to get bigger.
Now I've also noticed that many of you are in the habit of speaking about me as if I weren't in the room. I know, by now you must all think me insane. And I could sit here and tell you what an outstanding and remarkable individual I am in the offline world but it's real hard to make that argument without pants. So I'll digress. Besides, you're right, being a half crazed maniac does take up the majority of my time.
But you see, there are different types of crazy. I can sit down beneath a bare bulb writing angry letters to the government. I can chew Reynolds wrap so that none of you can hear my thoughts. Or I could direct my energies elsewhere and compartmentalize pent up delusions by sharing my thoughts with invisible people on an online gaming forum! My point is, If I'm not always 100% transparent with you there's a reason for that. I'm doing it for your protection.
Now what you've all failed to realize over the years is that I don't just make posts for our amusement and that's most definitely not why I was blessed into your lives. No not at all and it calluses my soul to think this is how you perceive my message. Truth is gang, I talk to angels. Glorious angels who's wings are our hearts. As do many of our more eccentric friends here on cc.
I am told by these angels to right tragic wrongdoings by dressing the wounds of hypocrisy through disguises of indirect ironies and Internet satire. From some, I receive great praise and there are others from whom I receive only hanous shunnings of contempt. All from which I can only conclude that there is a great spiritual warfare happening right here on the cc forground. To that I ask, which side do you place yourself on?
What you don't yet understand about me is that I would take a bullet for everyone on cc! And even though I am occasionally wrongfully banned by the same invisible people I so ardently love, I will never give up. Instead I can only transcend the situation for I am clearly too evolved to be deluged by a negative force. My message will be received. My time here with you all will not be in vain. It's going to work, and if it doesn't I'm going to take a bunch of pills and it's going to be your fault!
Fear not my kind friends, for I have returned and I vow to be more active and carry a more pronounced voice in our fight for forum peace. In due time, you will all be equally respected and valued as vital members of our community. I will protect you all passionately and without tire.
Kisses and tailwags to all,
Your humble King_Herpes the passionate protector
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Secret hidden double post!!
I'm inviting you all to get curious! I'm legitimately excited here for you all, still dry though.. (no 'wetsies')
I want everybody that has ever received a wrongful ban or watched a close invisible friend escape the teeth gnashing hounds that are corporate cc to think aback. Even if one just barely shook free of their relentless grasp and tyranny of expectations please share with us your stories of triumph and hopefully not just tragedy. Has anyone in particuliar touched your life so, that everyday you logged in just to see what they'd say next? And were that/those person/s taken away from you for an unjust amount of time making your experience far less enjoyable? Were you yourself once hoodwinked in to believing that cc forums were a safe place for free expressionism and marvelous humor only to wake up to the nightmare that is the pacified purgatory of dribble it is today?
If so, post a link today to it's Lazarus. And let everyone be reminded of the maniacal post and game nazi'ing that will seemingly never seize. Unite through freedom of remembrance and don't let our undoing become your own. Stand tall and remember!
Here's mine: inexplicable act of mis-moderation
nagerous's: Avatar 3D
<Que related musical ensemble>
♪ ♫ ♬ This is how we ban it
It's Friday night, and my pants are tight
The party is here on the Club side
So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up
Designated sitter take the turns to my BeNeLux
Hit the high score 'cause I'm dedicated
Honeys in the street say, "Herps, yo we made it!"
It feels so good in my clan tonight
The summertime skirts and the posts in Davy's
All the anti farmers forgot about the 'DT'
You gotta get your grove on, before you go get banned
So tip up your coffee cup and put your posts up
And let me hear the party say
My thread was fuzzed and it's all because
(This is how we ban it)
king achilles does it like nobody does
(This is how we ban it)
To all my posters, you got much flavor
(This is how we ban it)
Let's flip Hasbro off and bring the old classic back
(This is how we ban it)
This is how we ban it, no posts are in the clear
We lock threads from here to there
If you're an O.G. troll or a wanna-be administrator
You see the fora's been good to me
Ever since I was a lower-case k
But now I'm a big K. The mods say I'm a dummy
Hundred day ban y'all
If you were from where I'm from then you would know
That I gotta get mine in Cheating and Abuse
You can get yours in Off Topics
Whatever it is, the ban hammers underway
So tip up your coffee cup and put your posts up
And let me hear the party say
My post was fuzzed and it's all because
(This is how we ban it)
Twilldo does it like nobody does
(This is how we ban it)
TNT, The Farmers Guild and all the BpB's
(This is how we ban it)
We'll never relax 'til they bring flame wars back
Rap:
Check it out!
Once upon a time in 2008
Herpes wasn't being funny and life sure was slow
All they said was 3'8" he stood
And people thought the posts that he made were good
There lived an admin and Andy was his name
He came up to Herpes, this is what he claimed
You and Insomnia Red are gonna talk some trash
Sell a million laughs and then make in a dash
My inbox was fuzzed and it's all because
(This is how we ban it)
Optimus Prime does it like nobody does
(This is how we ban it)
To all my posters, you got much flavor
(This is how we ban it)
Let's flip the track, bring the old school back
(This is how we ban it)... ♪ ♫ ♬
Now I've also noticed that many of you are in the habit of speaking about me as if I weren't in the room. I know, by now you must all think me insane. And I could sit here and tell you what an outstanding and remarkable individual I am in the offline world but it's real hard to make that argument without pants. So I'll digress. Besides, you're right, being a half crazed maniac does take up the majority of my time.
But you see, there are different types of crazy. I can sit down beneath a bare bulb writing angry letters to the government. I can chew Reynolds wrap so that none of you can hear my thoughts. Or I could direct my energies elsewhere and compartmentalize pent up delusions by sharing my thoughts with invisible people on an online gaming forum! My point is, If I'm not always 100% transparent with you there's a reason for that. I'm doing it for your protection.
Now what you've all failed to realize over the years is that I don't just make posts for our amusement and that's most definitely not why I was blessed into your lives. No not at all and it calluses my soul to think this is how you perceive my message. Truth is gang, I talk to angels. Glorious angels who's wings are our hearts. As do many of our more eccentric friends here on cc.
I am told by these angels to right tragic wrongdoings by dressing the wounds of hypocrisy through disguises of indirect ironies and Internet satire. From some, I receive great praise and there are others from whom I receive only hanous shunnings of contempt. All from which I can only conclude that there is a great spiritual warfare happening right here on the cc forground. To that I ask, which side do you place yourself on?
What you don't yet understand about me is that I would take a bullet for everyone on cc! And even though I am occasionally wrongfully banned by the same invisible people I so ardently love, I will never give up. Instead I can only transcend the situation for I am clearly too evolved to be deluged by a negative force. My message will be received. My time here with you all will not be in vain. It's going to work, and if it doesn't I'm going to take a bunch of pills and it's going to be your fault!
Fear not my kind friends, for I have returned and I vow to be more active and carry a more pronounced voice in our fight for forum peace. In due time, you will all be equally respected and valued as vital members of our community. I will protect you all passionately and without tire.
Kisses and tailwags to all,
Your humble King_Herpes the passionate protector
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Secret hidden double post!!
I'm inviting you all to get curious! I'm legitimately excited here for you all, still dry though.. (no 'wetsies')
I want everybody that has ever received a wrongful ban or watched a close invisible friend escape the teeth gnashing hounds that are corporate cc to think aback. Even if one just barely shook free of their relentless grasp and tyranny of expectations please share with us your stories of triumph and hopefully not just tragedy. Has anyone in particuliar touched your life so, that everyday you logged in just to see what they'd say next? And were that/those person/s taken away from you for an unjust amount of time making your experience far less enjoyable? Were you yourself once hoodwinked in to believing that cc forums were a safe place for free expressionism and marvelous humor only to wake up to the nightmare that is the pacified purgatory of dribble it is today?
If so, post a link today to it's Lazarus. And let everyone be reminded of the maniacal post and game nazi'ing that will seemingly never seize. Unite through freedom of remembrance and don't let our undoing become your own. Stand tall and remember!
Here's mine: inexplicable act of mis-moderation
nagerous's: Avatar 3D
<Que related musical ensemble>
♪ ♫ ♬ This is how we ban it
It's Friday night, and my pants are tight
The party is here on the Club side
So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up
Designated sitter take the turns to my BeNeLux
Hit the high score 'cause I'm dedicated
Honeys in the street say, "Herps, yo we made it!"
It feels so good in my clan tonight
The summertime skirts and the posts in Davy's
All the anti farmers forgot about the 'DT'
You gotta get your grove on, before you go get banned
So tip up your coffee cup and put your posts up
And let me hear the party say
My thread was fuzzed and it's all because
(This is how we ban it)
king achilles does it like nobody does
(This is how we ban it)
To all my posters, you got much flavor
(This is how we ban it)
Let's flip Hasbro off and bring the old classic back
(This is how we ban it)
This is how we ban it, no posts are in the clear
We lock threads from here to there
If you're an O.G. troll or a wanna-be administrator
You see the fora's been good to me
Ever since I was a lower-case k
But now I'm a big K. The mods say I'm a dummy
Hundred day ban y'all
If you were from where I'm from then you would know
That I gotta get mine in Cheating and Abuse
You can get yours in Off Topics
Whatever it is, the ban hammers underway
So tip up your coffee cup and put your posts up
And let me hear the party say
My post was fuzzed and it's all because
(This is how we ban it)
Twilldo does it like nobody does
(This is how we ban it)
TNT, The Farmers Guild and all the BpB's
(This is how we ban it)
We'll never relax 'til they bring flame wars back
Rap:
Check it out!
Once upon a time in 2008
Herpes wasn't being funny and life sure was slow
All they said was 3'8" he stood
And people thought the posts that he made were good
There lived an admin and Andy was his name
He came up to Herpes, this is what he claimed
You and Insomnia Red are gonna talk some trash
Sell a million laughs and then make in a dash
My inbox was fuzzed and it's all because
(This is how we ban it)
Optimus Prime does it like nobody does
(This is how we ban it)
To all my posters, you got much flavor
(This is how we ban it)
Let's flip the track, bring the old school back
(This is how we ban it)... ♪ ♫ ♬
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