Conquer Club

Why does it say '0 posts' under my avatar? I have been rabidly active in the forums for the past few days and am confident I have posted more than 0 posts.

It doesn't really matter, just the '0' combined with the question mark next to me username makes me feel like a hollow shell.

Posts in off topic don't count towards post total.

My bad, thought this thread was about Serbia. Anything involving him is 'quick'.

Metsfanmax: sweet, thanking yew my good Sir

AoG: womans are not impressed by a man who cannot work quickly and efficiently

barackattack wrote:
AoG: womans are not impressed by a man who cannot work quickly and efficiently

So I'm guessing you last about 20 seconds?

You say 'last' as if I am trying to hold out for as long as possible.

If someone puts a plate of food in front of you, you don't try and wait half an hour before eating it.

Barack, firstly, I want to congratulate you for showing the courage to come out with your problem so boldly. Good job!

However, you should also remember that you're not alone, and there are ways to address your problem. It's nothing to be ashamed of, lots of men suffer from it.

Have you considered therapy?

barackattack wrote:You say 'last' as if I am trying to hold out for as long as possible.

If someone puts a plate of food in front of you, you don't try and wait half an hour before eating it.

But you also don't eat it all in five seconds and leave while your partner is still eating.

Army of GOD wrote:

barackattack wrote:You say 'last' as if I am trying to hold out for as long as possible.

If someone puts a plate of food in front of you, you don't try and wait half an hour before eating it.

But you also don't eat it all in five seconds and leave while your partner is still eating.

AoG, guilt-tripping is not constructive and it's very inconsiderate considering barack's condition. We should all be more encouraging towards him, I'm sure it's a problem he suffers very much from.

Army of GOD wrote:But you also don't eat it all in five seconds and leave while your partner is still eating.

Who said she gets to eat when I do? She cooks me a nice evening meal and then, once she's cleaned up the dishes, has a sandwich while I watch TV.

natty_dread wrote:I'm sure it's a problem he suffers very much from.

She complains quite a lot, but as long as I'm blowing my beans I couldn't care less.

Thank you all for participating in this month off topic post of the month... That was the free hall pass, now scram (with a wink)

OH hey guys. What's the party in here?

I'm fairly certain this topic has served it's purpose.