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Getting ****** on your first turn by a cook no less

Posted:
Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:58 pm
by Blobby
Game has been initialized
2011-10-10 19:54:07 - hartley received 4 troops for 14 regions
2011-10-10 19:54:12 - hartley deployed 4 troops on ?
2011-10-10 19:54:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:31 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:41 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:50 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:00 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:12 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley reinforced ? with 2 troops from ?
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley ended the turn and got spoils
Game Chat
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Posted:
Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:02 pm
by Army of GOD
I get fucked by a cook every morning. And then he makes me pancakes!
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Posted:
Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:03 pm
by jefjef
Pounding the round 1 assault button appears to work for him about 16% of the time. I've had peeps pull that before and it actually worked for one of them. That isn't strategy - FOE the guy. I just did.
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Posted:
Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:12 pm
by Blobby
But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Posted:
Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:16 pm
by mviola
I've faced this guy before and he usually just attacks until he's all ones across the board. Most of the time it doesn't work, but you got that rare time it does...
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Posted:
Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:42 am
by White Moose
It happens.
No reason to start a thread to complain about.
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Posted:
Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:17 am
by Janomike
I understand you beeing angry about that, but your rank (record) shows that you do not rely on luck, and his rank shows, that luck is his only chance! So pity the poor cook!
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Posted:
Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:21 am
by oVo
A 5 Round & 8 Round split. Did he use the same tactic in both games?
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Posted:
Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:04 am
by trapyoung
Blobby wrote:But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.
Game 167507210 > 7
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Posted:
Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:30 pm
by Bones2484
I misread "cook" in the title of this thread.
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Posted:
Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:33 pm
by Stephan Wayne
Blobby wrote:Game has been initialized
2011-10-10 19:54:07 - hartley received 4 troops for 14 regions
2011-10-10 19:54:12 - hartley deployed 4 troops on ?
2011-10-10 19:54:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:31 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:41 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:50 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:00 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:12 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley reinforced ? with 2 troops from ?
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley ended the turn and got spoils
Game Chat
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Posted:
Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:40 pm
by Master Fenrir
trapyoung wrote:Blobby wrote:But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.
Game 167507210 > 7
Damn you, Trap. I know that game is in somebody's sig, but I blanked on the name.
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

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Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:51 pm
by Foxglove
Master Fenrir wrote:trapyoung wrote:Blobby wrote:But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.
Game 167507210 > 7
Damn you, Trap. I know that game is in somebody's sig, but I'm blanked on the name.
I believe the somebody is the
recipient of the worst beat down in CC history.
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Posted:
Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:29 pm
by Blobby
Thanks for the support and critics, I do apologise for the swearing, I was just so gob smacked & believe it or not, I was even laughing after his first time in utter amazement.
Army of God,

good one
White Moose, You're right in a way, but it wasn't so much complaint, but to share the incredibility of it.
Janomike, Good point
oVo, I think he tried but it didn't work the second time, thank god, if it had I'd take up knitting!
trapyoung

Unbelievable!
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Posted:
Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:46 pm
by Incandenza
Bones2484 wrote:I misread "cook" in the title of this thread.
I just audibly snorted and coworkers are looking at me funny. Well played.
Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Posted:
Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:59 pm
by trapyoung
Foxglove wrote:Master Fenrir wrote:trapyoung wrote:Blobby wrote:But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.
Game 167507210 > 7
Damn you, Trap. I know that game is in somebody's sig, but I'm blanked on the name.
I believe the somebody is the
recipient of the worst beat down in CC history.
+1 Knight
Re: Getting ****** on your first turn by a cook no less

Posted:
Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:27 am
by AndyDufresne
Yowza, that is a good beatdown. I'm not sure which is my worst (in the sense of getting beat) or my best (in the sense of beating someone way above my rank)...Hm, I'll have to look into it sometime.
--Andy
Re: Getting ****** on your first turn by a cook no less

Posted:
Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:37 am
by Gillipig
FAMO is the only thing you can do. Although if I were you I'd let him join more games maybe even send a couple of invites because that is one poor strategy.