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Getting ****** on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby Blobby on Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:58 pm

Game has been initialized
2011-10-10 19:54:07 - hartley received 4 troops for 14 regions
2011-10-10 19:54:12 - hartley deployed 4 troops on ?
2011-10-10 19:54:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:31 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:41 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:50 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:00 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:12 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley reinforced ? with 2 troops from ?
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley ended the turn and got spoils
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:02 pm

I get fucked by a cook every morning. And then he makes me pancakes!
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby jefjef on Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:03 pm

Pounding the round 1 assault button appears to work for him about 16% of the time. I've had peeps pull that before and it actually worked for one of them. That isn't strategy - FOE the guy. I just did.
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby Blobby on Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:12 pm

But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby mviola on Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:16 pm

I've faced this guy before and he usually just attacks until he's all ones across the board. Most of the time it doesn't work, but you got that rare time it does...
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby White Moose on Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:42 am

It happens.
No reason to start a thread to complain about.
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby Janomike on Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:17 am

I understand you beeing angry about that, but your rank (record) shows that you do not rely on luck, and his rank shows, that luck is his only chance! So pity the poor cook!
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby oVo on Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:21 am

A 5 Round & 8 Round split. Did he use the same tactic in both games?
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby trapyoung on Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:04 am

Blobby wrote:But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.



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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby Bones2484 on Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:30 pm

I misread "cook" in the title of this thread.
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby Stephan Wayne on Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:33 pm

Blobby wrote:Game has been initialized
2011-10-10 19:54:07 - hartley received 4 troops for 14 regions
2011-10-10 19:54:12 - hartley deployed 4 troops on ?
2011-10-10 19:54:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:31 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:41 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:50 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:00 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:12 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley reinforced ? with 2 troops from ?
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley ended the turn and got spoils
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby Master Fenrir on Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:40 pm

trapyoung wrote:
Blobby wrote:But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.



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10 > 7


Damn you, Trap. I know that game is in somebody's sig, but I blanked on the name.
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby Foxglove on Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:51 pm

Master Fenrir wrote:
trapyoung wrote:
Blobby wrote:But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.



Game 1675072

10 > 7


Damn you, Trap. I know that game is in somebody's sig, but I'm blanked on the name.


I believe the somebody is the recipient of the worst beat down in CC history.
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby Blobby on Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:29 pm

Thanks for the support and critics, I do apologise for the swearing, I was just so gob smacked & believe it or not, I was even laughing after his first time in utter amazement.

Army of God, :lol: good one

White Moose, You're right in a way, but it wasn't so much complaint, but to share the incredibility of it.

Janomike, Good point

oVo, I think he tried but it didn't work the second time, thank god, if it had I'd take up knitting!

trapyoung :o Unbelievable!
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby Incandenza on Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:46 pm

Bones2484 wrote:I misread "cook" in the title of this thread.


I just audibly snorted and coworkers are looking at me funny. Well played.
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Re: Getting fucked on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby trapyoung on Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:59 pm

Foxglove wrote:
Master Fenrir wrote:
trapyoung wrote:
Blobby wrote:But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.



Game 1675072

10 > 7


Damn you, Trap. I know that game is in somebody's sig, but I'm blanked on the name.


I believe the somebody is the recipient of the worst beat down in CC history.


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Re: Getting ****** on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:27 am

Yowza, that is a good beatdown. I'm not sure which is my worst (in the sense of getting beat) or my best (in the sense of beating someone way above my rank)...Hm, I'll have to look into it sometime.


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Re: Getting ****** on your first turn by a cook no less

Postby Gillipig on Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:37 am

FAMO is the only thing you can do. Although if I were you I'd let him join more games maybe even send a couple of invites because that is one poor strategy.
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