Conquer Club

"Sonner or Later (Will this Damage my Prostate?)"
By swimmerdude99

The Dice we produce,
Are the Dice we hate,
Much strife and anger they seem to create
Much more often than not, my scores reduce,
Tortures I'm feeling, better not damage my prostate ( )

White squares with black dots,
So simple and pure;
I'm starting to see why people say this site rots:
Better chance, winning while playing the slots.
Is there somewhere 'round here to find the cure?

They terrorize us CCers' lives with much pleasure.
Remorse they feel not,
Those immortal blocks
A six can't be found, just like socks in a sandbox,
However.....

I believe I'll play on,
'Cause sooner or later,
The dice will turn 'round and show me great favor.

I thought this had something to do with biking ! You know sitting for a prolonged period of time on a bad saddle can damage a lot of stuff !

That sounds like it requires a poem of its own hahahaahaha, not sure I wanna know all what can get damaged in a sadlle!

swimmerdude99 wrote:That sounds like it requires a poem of its own hahahaahaha, not sure I wanna know all what can get damaged in a sadlle!

It's one of the main reasons I rather run and swim than bike! A friend of mine has had problem with "getting it up" and the doctor said it's because of all the time sitting on he's been sitting on the bike! Apparently it's a common problem for cyclists.