Refund

by **Gwaahjo** on Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:47 pm

[Q&A]

I've tested your product and I'd like my money back. It's taking every ounce of my soul not to curse out this site for the ridiculously unbalanced dice and cards, and I'm done with it -- the longer I play the more people I will torment, so please refund me my money so I can not be on here any longer.

Thanks

[/Q&A]

by **iamkoolerthanu** on Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:24 pm

lol not gunna happen major

by **IcePack** on Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:28 am

I find it humorous that someone who played 3k games and been around since 2007 is asking for a refund cuz he doesn't like the product :p

IcePack

by **demonfork** on Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:08 am

3300 games over 3 years hardly qualifies as a test

by **SirSebstar** on Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:55 am

we don't have cards... nor dice....
And they appear hardly unbalanced, unless you mean you are the best player on the site... and the dice prevented you from reaching it, again and again.
Seriously though, no.

by **VampireM** on Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:21 am

oh i didnt realize the site had a satisfaction guarantee.. i will remember that next time the dice dont go my way.. i always get my way

by **Dukasaur** on Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:21 pm

IcePack wrote:I find it humorous that someone who played 3k games and been around since 2007 is asking for a refund cuz he doesn't like the product :p

What's interesting is his line,

Gwaahjo wrote:[the longer I play the more people I will torment, so please refund me my money so I can not be on here any longer.

Considering his 4.2 rating, he may be completely honest about tormenting people.

by **ljex** on Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:56 pm

SirSebstar wrote:we don't have cards... nor dice....
And they appear hardly unbalanced, unless you mean you are the best player on the site... and the dice prevented you from reaching it, again and again.
Seriously though, no.

To go on a bit of a side note, this is not the answer that a mod should be giving...sarcasm is fun and all but we do have cards and dice...we just have crazy names for them so we cant be sued for copying risk.

Anyway in response to the OP, are you really going to wine and grovel over $25 when you paid a year? Lets say you bought a shirt for $25 but only wore it 5 times before you found out you didn't like it would you try to get a refund there as well?

by **SirSebstar** on Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:18 am

VampireM wrote:oh i didnt realize the site had a satisfaction guarantee.. i will remember that next time the dice dont go my way.. i always get my way

I assume that you are the right person in your avatar then? lol

by **natty dread** on Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:30 pm

For situations like this, there is an ancient proverb, often whispered by wise old men in the halls of Conquer Club:

"Yea, verily, the cupcake shall sucketh it up".