Just wanted to ask if it is okay if I go away for the Canada Day weekend camping with my family. Now, before you say "hell yes Elf!" I want to be sure that you understand that I may have a couple of people from the clan I am in sit my account. I know, I know, that seems unethical under the current CC climate. But I thought I would ask nonetheless.
Here are a few of notes that may help you in your voting:
A) I prayed to the Carmel Coloured (notice the Commonwealth Spelling there) Saviour and he didn't reject the idea out of hand; and
B) Anyone who sits my account will be a worse player than me (I know... those players were hard to find); and
C) It might seem to mean that I value my Ether-Netz Family less than my Real Family when that's not really the truth.
I lurve you all.
So please vote and let me know what I should do because I would hate to let you all down.
Peace out (as the kids love to say),
Elf