Conquer Club

Copy of a letter recently sent to Mr. Weiner


Dear Mr. Weiner:

After having learned of your sudden and compelled resignation from your Congressional post, I would like to make you an offer to join the ranks of ConquerClub. As a Congressman, you are known for your intensity and perseverance. I believe that this attitude, combined with your service in the House of Representatives' Committee on Energy and Commerce, will make you a valuable asset to this gaming site.

This offer is not made in jest. To show our sincerity, The BulletProofBandits are willing to pay for your 1st year membership, ensuring that your rants and prose would be equal to what you were previously enjoying in Washington. While you are welcome to relocate to Montreal to be closer to Lack, you can actually participate totally from the comfort of your own home. But if you insist on moving, we have already raised $43 to help defray some of your relocation costs. This should help show how serious we really are.

Again, I cannot emphasize enough the genuineness of this offer. We are a serious gaming site which, as you should already know, has been heavily involved in the political environment of this country via our sub-forums. Our key missions have consistently included the crucial fight of battling hypocrisy with stupidity within the internetz.

We used to have a very active Conqueror, dedicated to volumes of serious record keeping of his many accomplishments. Well, he too had a fall from grace, but it is now evident to all that you Mr. Weiner, would not be so easily defeated, that you would easily bounce back, and rise to even greater heights. Your tenacity really impressed us all, and I want to personally assure you that said deviant behavior is endorsed here in certain hot & sexy threads. Oh it is not without it's detractors of course, but afterall, would you really enjoy it if it didn't cause SOME ruffled feathers?

While this gaming invitation is being offered in large part due to your qualifications and clear passion for self, I feel that your unfortunate resignation is an opportunity for you to get away from the political pressure and convert that energy to reaching the lofty heights of Conqueror hear at CC. I hope you will sincerely consider this offer, and I look forward to your response.

Sincerely,

Robinette

PS - For your avatar, I recommend using one of those pics that got away, as mentioned earlier, we are much more accepting of deviant behavior here. And might i suggest the user name: WeinerNeinerWeiner ... it just has a certain ring to it.

A subtler moniker would be Oscar Mayer.

I call being his first doubles partner.

Quality Meat: No Fillers.

hear at CC. I hope you will sincerely consider this offer, and I look forward to your response.

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I hear that sound.

The offer to Wiener can be found here at CC.

I have absolutely no idea whether you actually sent this letter or not, and I wouldn't be surprised either way. However -- what if he's already here and we don't know it?

-rd

rdsrds2120 wrote:I have absolutely no idea whether you actually sent this letter or not, and I wouldn't be surprised either way. However -- what if he's already here and we don't know it?

-rd

Hello.

rdsrds2120 wrote:However -- what if he's already here and we don't know it?

-rd

He isn't here. This game requires some common sense and does not use joy sticks.

jefjef wrote:

rdsrds2120 wrote:However -- what if he's already here and we don't know it?

-rd

He isn't here. This game requires some common sense and does not use joy sticks.

Someone obviously hasn't played many public games lately!

perchorin wrote:

jefjef wrote:

rdsrds2120 wrote:However -- what if he's already here and we don't know it?

-rd

He isn't here. This game requires some common sense and does not use joy sticks.

Someone obviously hasn't played many public games lately!

But at least he can play with one hand. And since Conquer Club is internet based, he can stay connected to the larger internet community. He may even become a denizen of the Off Topics, maybe a regular in the Hot and Sexy Topic [NSFW].


--Andy

IcePack wrote:hear at CC. I hope you will sincerely consider this offer, and I look forward to your response.

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I hear that sound.

The offer to Wiener can be found here at CC.

Your comment is neither hear nor thear

jefjef wrote:

rdsrds2120 wrote:However -- what if he's already here and we don't know it?

-rd

He isn't here. This game requires some common sense and does not use joy sticks.

How come you're here then?

natty_dread wrote:

jefjef wrote:

rdsrds2120 wrote:However -- what if he's already here and we don't know it?

-rd

He isn't here. This game requires some common sense and does not use joy sticks.

How come you're here then?

So you can experience how those that are your betters play and think.

This thread is about Wiener - Not your crush on me.. So please stop trolling and stay on topic.

jefjef wrote:This thread is about Wiener - Not your crush on me..

But JefJef, how could I not have a crush on you, with the exuberant love-letters you keep sending me?

See, for example this one that you posted on my wall -



I'm going to print it and have it laminated so I'll always remember how romantic you can be when you put your mind to it. Heck, I might just print it and wrap it around my dick, so he'll be properly dressed for the candle-light dinner with your arse.

Ps. the box of chocolates you sent me last week was de-lish!

I got his tweet and i was impressed!

Do the admins and Vols have a private gym that he can work out in?

And can nobody else see it?

UPDATE:

I received a Reply... and thankfully there were no photos attached..

He says he actually joined in '07 thinking it was real time, joined 2 games and left without playing.
But he said he might visit our forums, post some pics, etc..
but first he has to seriously consider if he is going to try for Re-Erection after the fall.

safariguy5 wrote:Do the admins and Vols have a private gym that he can work out in?

And can nobody else see it?

Yes. It's like how Baywatch should have ended.

-rd

Duh. Weinning!

Robinette wrote:UPDATE:

I received a Reply... and thankfully there were no photos attached..

He says he actually joined in '07 thinking it was real time, joined 2 games and left without playing.
But he said he might visit our forums, post some pics, etc..
but first he has to seriously consider if he is going to try for Re-Erection after the fall.

He'll need a prescription for votegra for that...

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Do you miss the days of your youth...When politics was fun...When you were famous and not infamous...When the voters loved you, and you had more supporters than you could....shake a stick (or a picture of one)at? ...Isnt it time you become the BMOC(Big Man on Caucus) again?!!

Well, help is here: Votegra. Stiffen up your limp campaign!


Warning: Use only if you are an idiot. You may experience blueness at your political balls. Tell your Chief of Staff if you use social media such as facebook, twitter, or email as an unsafe drop in voter support may occur.

Active ingredient: Sock rolled up in briefs.
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Every time he wins a game, he can say 'We have a weiner!'


--Andy

so... did safariguy just pick some random dude to make a thread about, or am I missing something here? and who is weiner?

shieldgenerator7 wrote:am I missing something here?

Yes, the first page of the thread.

natty_dread wrote:

shieldgenerator7 wrote:am I missing something here?

Yes, the first page of the thread.

wow, you're right natty! how did I miss the entire first page?!
that clears things up somewhat thanks.

ok... I just read the first page, and so i guess robinette is picking some random political figure or something. I thought the letter was funny. I wonder if he will respond to it.