funniest quote

just curious to see how many stupid or funny quotes there are out there.
Conquer Club, a free online multiplayer variation of a popular world domination board game.
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http://www.tools.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=14668
I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
jackal31 wrote:just curious to see how many stupid or funny quotes there are out there.