Conquer Club

Seeing how lack amazingly implemented a cool new dice stats feature, I doubt there will be many new dice threads. I have come here to say farewell to all those hilariously good times trolling the "What's Up with the Dice?" threads. Goodbye fellow threads! We will miss you! (or not)

shieldgenerator7 wrote:I doubt there will be many new dice threads.

Oh, the youth, the naivety.

shieldgenerator7 wrote:Seeing how lack amazingly implemented a cool new dice stats feature, I doubt there will be many new dice threads. I have come here to say farewell to all those hilariously good times trolling the "What's Up with the Dice?" threads. Goodbye fellow threads! We will miss you! (or not)

yes for sure, casting a spotlight on the matter and letting 50% of people know they are getting below average luck (even more if they wish to narrow it to an unlucky category), while failing to enable their brains with the interpretive skills and knowledge to even know what 'luck' is, is surely a genius move on par with implementing that 'replace every map with a picture of a hamburger' feature i so desperately want.

further, it is refreshing to know that the voices of the zombie dice hordes are being heard loud and clear, in as much as the precious 2 hours per year of development time this website is given, have been entirely exhausted upon the implementation of this marvelous 'feature'.

finally, just to get ahead of the curve, and throw a bone to those complainers who are getting above average luck, let us all be reminded that these particular dice stats are completely beside the point of the crux of the dice complaints in any case, as they do not address the primary issue of streaks in the dice, or in the complainer minds.

so the upshot of it is that something annoying is now flashing on the screen, which i for one particularly enjoy.

shieldgenerator7 wrote:Seeing how lack amazingly implemented a cool new dice stats feature, I doubt there will be many new dice threads. I have come here to say farewell to all those hilariously good times trolling the "What's Up with the Dice?" threads. Goodbye fellow threads! We will miss you! (or not)

yeah, i'm sure in the 7 months you have been here, the dice threads have simply overwhelmed you... you are quite lucky, you came after the great dice thread clean up... we used to have 10-15 minimum in the GD going at any time, often times more... this is the new tamed GD instead of the Wild Wild West of yore... i wish this would end them, but i doubt it... ahhhh, to be a newb and to be so naive to the ways of this wacky forum...-the black lackluster attack

At least when someone complains about the Dice though, you can visit their Dice Stats and see for yourself if there is any legitimate issue with their Dice or not!


--Andy

the dice complaint threads have been replaced with Game Finder complaint threads

owenshooter wrote:

shieldgenerator7 wrote:Seeing how lack amazingly implemented a cool new dice stats feature, I doubt there will be many new dice threads. I have come here to say farewell to all those hilariously good times trolling the "What's Up with the Dice?" threads. Goodbye fellow threads! We will miss you! (or not)

yeah, i'm sure in the 7 months you have been here, the dice threads have simply overwhelmed you... you are quite lucky, you came after the great dice thread clean up... we used to have 10-15 minimum in the GD going at any time, often times more... this is the new tamed GD instead of the Wild Wild West of yore... i wish this would end them, but i doubt it... ahhhh, to be a newb and to be so naive to the ways of this wacky forum...-the black lackluster attack

Tell us about the old days once again Black Jesus. Was that six feet of snow you had to walk through barefoot to get to school as cold as they say? Dont let it make you bitter to the youth of today for they know not what they do.

Iron Butterfly wrote:Tell us about the old days once again Black Jesus. Was that six feet of snow you had to walk through barefoot to get to school as cold as they say? Dont let it make you bitter to the youth of today for they no not what they do.

I like.


--Andy

greenoaks wrote:the dice complaint threads have been replaced with Game Finder complaint threads

and thus we have lost the dice complaint threads

Farewell, threads! I can't say I'll miss you much! ;D

-rd

shieldgenerator7 wrote:Seeing how lack amazingly implemented a cool new dice stats feature, I doubt there will be many new dice threads. I have come here to say farewell to all those hilariously good times trolling the "What's Up with the Dice?" threads. Goodbye fellow threads! We will miss you! (or not)

WOHAHAHAH
The man is a born optimist!!!!

SirSebstar wrote:

shieldgenerator7 wrote:Seeing how lack amazingly implemented a cool new dice stats feature, I doubt there will be many new dice threads. I have come here to say farewell to all those hilariously good times trolling the "What's Up with the Dice?" threads. Goodbye fellow threads! We will miss you! (or not)

WOHAHAHAH
The man is a born optimist!!!!

Truly.

Why is there not a "streakiness" dice stats feature?

Let's start the backlash!

Also - since i've a terrible streak vs IA in a clan war can I use my recent horrible dice stats (they were -60, -40) to allow a sitter with better stats to take my turns?

p.s they just improved when i auto'd 1,200 vs 1,100 in a silly drawn game - so they look = now

AndyDufresne wrote:At least when someone complains about the Dice though, you can visit their Dice Stats and see for yourself if there is any legitimate issue with their Dice or not!


--Andy

already, twice I have complianed about my dice, checked the stats, and saw my luck at0 percent or higher.. Shows how wrong I am sometimes!