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Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 2:47 pm
by shieldgenerator7
There are many people on this site, not all of them post, but many do. Out of the posts they post, there are some horrible ones, there are some bad ones, there are some average ones, there are some good ones, and there are some excellent ones, and then there are those that are
TOTALLY AWESOME!
Which posts have you read that fit into the TOTALLY AWESOME! (tm) category? Post them here! 8-)
ha ha, no, it's not trademarked

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 3:04 pm
by natty dread
sg, stop trying so hard.

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 3:19 pm
by jigger1986
natty_dread wrote:sg, stop trying so hard.


Epic post right here!

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 3:21 pm
by rdsrds2120
natty_dread wrote:sg, stop trying so hard.


Aw come on, at least give him effort points! ;)

Personally, I love this post:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=144830#p3156594

Serbia amazes me sometimes.

-rd

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 3:58 pm
by shieldgenerator7
rdsrds2120 wrote:
natty_dread wrote:sg, stop trying so hard.


Aw come on, at least give him effort points! ;)

Personally, I love this post:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=144830#p3156594

Serbia amazes me sometimes.

-rd

oh yeah that was a good one

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 4:13 pm
by Master Fenrir
This is technically a post within a post, but it's one of the most memorable that I've come across:

Fruitcake wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:As of today, 17% of CC's finest are ranked at officer or above and a whopping 11% of players are either lieutenants or captains.

Senior officers (colonel and above) make up 1.6% of the rankings while the brigadiers and up make up .5%.

7% of current players are cooks..too many cooks and not enough soliders it seems to me!

Fact is, we have too many officers.

How about we make 2,000 points the cut off for lieutenant? This would give us a 5% officer base..which seems a bit more reasonable to me.

CC could add in levels of NCO's to cover 1,600 to 2,000 and I would like to see something like...

800 = Cadet
900 = Private
1100 = Private 1st Class
1300 = Corporal
1400 = Corporal 1st Class
1600 = Sergeant
1800 = Sergeant 1st Class
1900 = Sergeant Major
2000 = Lieutenant
2300 = Captain
2500 = Major
3000 = Colonel
3500 = Brigadier
4000 = General
4500 = Field Marshall


I also adjusted the lower end, as it is equally ridiculous to have, for example, more sergeants than privates. The 100 point spread of sergeant majors would reflect their rarity in the army..I think it would be quite a nice niche rank to have. Colonel would become a real challenge to aim for, while we could count our true elite (Generals) on two hands.

What say you?


Your ranks do not bear close scrutiny as you have missed out the hidden ranks they represent.

I have placed those details below.

800 (or less) = Proof that there is sometimes a case for eugenics (zeta grade)
900 = Requires constant Savlon attention for knuckles AKA cannon fodder (epsilon grade, requires soma fix daily)
1100 = Normally found at back of class with oddly sloping forehead but good cannon fodder all the same (epsilon grade, requires soma occasionally)
1300 = Also found at back of class reading book, but not realising it is upside down (epsilon grade, no soma)
1400 = Well, we all need good dishwashers (delta grade)
1600 = Struggles manfully to keep up with basic grade (delta+ grade)
1800 = Manages basic grade and looks down nose at 1600 and below (low end gamma grade)
1900 = Wishes they were a 2000 (high end gamma grade, wishes to be a beta)
2000 = Thanks the Lord daily they aren't one of those below (low end beta with delusional moments)
2300 = Knows they are better than those below so ignores the thanking the Lord (typical bourgeois beta)
2500 = Feels comfortable with beta existence.
3000 = Knows they are members of Aristos and normally driven to higher (Alpha grade...of course)
3500 = Has all the attitudes of Aristo and whipping the serfs (Alpha)
4000 = Pretty relaxed because has all the life advantages like skill, intelligence, breeding capabilities etc (Alpha+)
4500 = Sits at top of cc food chain, sometimes incorrectly but an Alpha++ all the same, if only due to cunning and wiliness.

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 4:25 pm
by JoshyBoy
AndyDufresne wrote:This may be one of the creepiest things I've read on Conquer Club.

And I like it.


This one is worth a mention too.

AndyDufresne wrote:Weep before my greatness.

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 4:27 pm
by Gilligan
This is a pretty great post.

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=144895

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 4:39 pm
by Serbia
rdsrds2120 wrote:
natty_dread wrote:sg, stop trying so hard.


Aw come on, at least give him effort points! ;)

Personally, I love this post:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=144830#p3156594

Serbia amazes me.

-rd


Fixed. LOVE YOU FRIEND! :D

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 9:51 am
by owenshooter
someone needs to have a talk with this guy...-the black jesus

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 12:13 pm
by JoshyBoy
I second that motion, I think Serbia's a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket.

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 4:15 pm
by rdsrds2120
JoshyBoy wrote:I second that motion, I think Serbia's a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket.


You just wish you had a picnic basket, booboo!

-rd

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 6:06 pm
by JoshyBoy
I have a fridge bitch. :D

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 6:18 pm
by Serbia
JoshyBoy wrote:I have a fridge bitch. :D

What, like this?



Image

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 7:11 pm
by shieldgenerator7
what's worse? having a dog in your fridge or having a red egg carton?

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 7:23 pm
by JoshyBoy
Red egg carton. Uhg.

At least the dog would protect my beer, etc. On second thoughts, I'd teach my dog to drink the beer.

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 7:52 pm
by Serbia
JoshyBoy wrote:At least the dog would protect my beer, etc. On second thoughts, I'd teach my dog to drink the beer.


What kind of man are you? I don't want no dog drinking my beer; I drink my beer, I'm a man!

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 9:46 pm
by Funkyterrance
I think that Fruitcake's quoted post is extremely interesting not only because it is a genuinely good idea but because it allows a momentary glimpse inside Fruit's "slightly sociopathic" psyche. Hats off to his trooper of a therapist.

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 9:49 pm
by Victor Sullivan

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:39 pm
by rdsrds2120
Victor Sullivan wrote:http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=132746&p=2909355&hilit=marshalney#p2909291

Easily the best post evah.

-Sully


I remember that post. It made me lol. A quick search of Mr. C's posts gives me one of my favorites:

viewtopic.php?f=239&t=102548&p=2323607&hilit=+David+Hoekstra#p2323607

I remember laughing at that one way back.

-rd

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 9:36 am
by Joodoo
lackattack wrote:Finally :P

After spending 6 months developing this game, it's now ready for prime time. There may be some imperfections (and believe me, there is still plenty of room for improvement) but I need to see people playing already. Thanks to all who helped out with everything from graphics and testing to legal, PR and friendly advice.

Let the games begin....

Oh yeah... and happy New Year 2006!


Surprised that no one mentioned this.

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 9:41 am
by jackin_u_up

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 9:41 am
by Timminz
Image

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 10:04 am
by jackin_u_up
Timminz wrote:Image


That Funny...I don't think he wants you to touch it either.

Re: Best Post Ever!

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 12:18 pm
by shieldgenerator7
lshicastr to that one