Conquer Club

hi everyone

im bored of this stupid site with impossible dices

20vs2 lost all... 40vs10 lost all

that just stupid and i wish one day onwers of this site will take someone else than a 6 years old kid to program this site

things i have appreciate in my last year here:

- some ppl
- maps is cool

things i hate from this site:

- impossibles dices
- theres a lot of idiots foeing ppl for a yes or for a no
- impossibles dices
- fast games who are everything but not fast (why not make fast game with 1 minute max/turn? call it ultra fast game)
- impossible dices

thats it

so... now... i when i sit on my pc and i dont know what to do... i open this shit game and play it...
i need ur help to stop playing it...
everyone... please... foe me... when everyone will foe me ill not be abble to join any games... ill just erase this stupid game (stupid only because of dices)

i think theres solution for onwers of this site to change that:

- fisrt: erase my account to make me the more happy guy in the world
- after: kick out the 6 years old kid who program the dices
- make ultra games with 1 min max/turn
- give a +1 bonus on dices when u have 100% more troops when u attack or defend

i think that can be cool after that

ok... adios... and foe me please

I foed you. thanx for the heads up.

show me where you failed at a 20 vs 2
0.00214% Chance
Attacker Is Defeated

Who is this impossibles perpetrator and why doesn't he call them his di? Or what is it exactly that he is dicing?

Thought the title said "Please f*ck me". I am disappoint. =(

Sounds like this impossibles guy is ruining the site for a lot of potentially literate players.

King herpes, is there anyone whose little butt you are not sorry about?

This post was made by Kaelotar who is currently on your ignore list.

The amazing Ginsu knife! Impossible slices! Impossible dices!
Jk bro, hopefully you have some better luck in the near future. I'm not foeing you though since I want to be the only one to play you if your dice are consistently that bad.

Funkyterrance wrote:The amazing Ginsu knife! It slices! It dices!
Jk bro, hopefully you have some better luck in the near future. I'm not foeing you though since I want to be the only one to play you if your dice are consistently that bad.

Careful, might be considered unfairly taking advantage of point dumping.

fast games who are everything but not fast (why not make fast game with 1 minute max/turn? call it ultra fast game)

You are apsolutly right, unfortunatly, for any sugestion for improvment, they need to waith over 2,5 years to be implemented. If they short these period,then many great sugestion will be implemented faster. We can only hope that these sugestion be implemented in these years, because then we will need to waith for another 2,5 years to become again awailabile for implementation.

edit: sorry big mistake, its not 2,5 years, its now 3 years and 4 month, how these sugestion waith to be implemented. Who will say that time run so fast.

Quert, you are awesome.

Funkyterrance wrote:Quert, you are awesome.

qwert has always been awesome, he's a leg end.

Fruitcake wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Quert, you are awesome.

qwert has always been awesome, he's a leg end.

So he's a foot?

Serbia wrote:

Fruitcake wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Quert, you are awesome.

qwert has always been awesome, he's a leg end.

So he's a foot?

qwert's always afoot.

My apologies to Qwert, ty Fruitcake.

I thought Qwert was Serbian, not an appendage.

ive had really horrible rolls before.... but I sceenshotted them..


and ive never had anything like a 20 vs 2 lose..

i call putz or proof.


i play a lot of turns

Army of GOD wrote:I thought Qwert was Serbian, not an appendage.

That's correct, Serbia's mom is an appendage.

no! I shall not foe you! If you want to make a suggestion, go to the suggestions forum, although it may take awhile to be implemented (like qwert said).

ok... thats enough... enough of this stupid site

on game: 9071433

i was on the lauch platform... alone in usa against the 4 others players in urss

i had 52 troops to get to the top... everytimes i get on top i needed like 30 troops max

theres 27 neutral to get there

AND I FUCKING GET THERE WITH ONLY 5 LEFT TROOPS

STUPID ASSHOLE SITE OF IDIOT CREATOR...

GO SHIT AND f*ck U WITH U IMPOSSIBLES DICES

ADIOS

Haha! Bye bye!

Kaelotar wrote:STUPID ASSHOLE SITE OF IDIOT CREATOR...

GO SHIT AND f*ck U WITH U IMPOSSIBLES DICES

Are you mentally challenged by any chance? I mean, come on. If you're going to rant, at least come up with some better insults... "Go shit and f*ck you"... sounds just like a six year old having a tantrum... you know, when they want to use some bad words they picked up from the bigger kids but aren't exactly sure what the words mean, so they just spew them out at random...

But hey, don't let that bring you down. The world has lots of opportunities for you still. Not everyone are born with the intellectual capacity required to play an online strategy game. I mean, all the numbers and such, are we some kind of math geeks or something? Perhaps you should return to activities more fitting for your character... like, I don't know, running around in circles until you vomit or something?

Please let me know if my response was helpful.

army of nobunaga wrote:ive had really horrible rolls before.... but I sceenshotted them..


and ive never had anything like a 20 vs 2 lose..

i call putz or proof.


i play a lot of turns

I cant find the exact game but I have lost a 20v2 :/ Was on one of the AOR's I believe...

Nice troll Natty