Conquer Club

You all have to seriously check out this bloody game (248859). I'm out classing every single player on the board in both armies and startegy. Every time i make a move however, i get the shittiest fucking rolls ive ever seen. It's not just a one time thing either, i'm losing tons of armies in reddiculous odds where it's 8-1, 15-5, and so on and so forth. I can't believe this. This game is dragging on forever when i should clearly have this stupid crap down by now. Does any1 have a worse game they'd like to share? Or perhaps even better show me a way to please the dice gods?

Yes God hates you.

Yes, all the gods hate you.

Odin
Thor
Jesus
Corn god

You probably have bad karma and are going to be reincarnated as an untouchable.

Sometimes I really do question this game's method of random number generation. It just seems unbelievable sometimes. Losing 9 guys against 1 defender......I know it's statistically possible. I'm playing a triples game right now, and my entire team is getting raped with bad dice rolls. I'd be accusing the other team of cheating if I didn't know it wasn't really a possiblity.

Rahm Es Hestos wrote: Does God hate me?

Yes.

lol i meant the title as a retoricle question, but thnx i just love knowing that all the gods hate me (Including the corn god which scares me)

Kugelblitz22 wrote:Yes, all the gods hate you.

Odin
Thor
Jesus
Corn god

You probably have bad karma and are going to be reincarnated as an untouchable.

Are you refering to all the gods, or just the good ones that you mentioned there?

P.S. the Corn God dosent appear to like me very much at the moment...

I feel your pain Rahm.

The dice have been bad to me a LOT lately...I'm beginning to re-think my strategy to the point where I must have a LOT more armies to take down a smaller one.

MountainLion wrote:The dice have been bad to me a LOT lately...I'm beginning to re-think my strategy to the point where I must have a LOT more armies to take down a smaller one.

That's the strategy, but sometimes you are eliminated very quickly from the game. And that because other player atack 6 v 3 with successfull, and u think twice before atack 9 v 3. I know very well that because i play a game where i was eliminated in 3 turns
There is lots of fun when u atack 7 v 1 and loose 2 or 3 army, and when finally win, the dice look like: 5,6,6 vs 1

you think you have it bad the dice are complete @~?> i have lost 0ver 400 points in 3 days i have lost mass armies to nothings all you can do is smile and get on with it the worm will turn and when it does a winning streak must be imminent

Ok, here is what I've found out. I can't tell you this in 100% true, but in an attempt to be sure of my theory, I've sacrificed MANY points. When I play around 6-9 pm Eastern Time (FL, US), I will loose 20 -2, 17-1, 15-3, and so on. It is amazing! When I wait and play around 11 pm my luck gets much better. I can win 5-5, 12-10, 6-5.

I know the dice are random, but perhaps the number of games being played at the same time affects the rolls...

8-9 am is a good time to play as well.

Im just gonna post this once.. so read carful... do not, I repeat DO NOT attack 9 vs 3!! The 9s are truly cursed when going against 3s

Thats my free advice, if you guys want anymore of those itll cost ya. And for that godhating question, well yeah Ill charge that one as well so post your visacard number if you really want to know if the gods hate you... then wait 2 weeks, check your bankaccount and you will know the answer

Neutrino wrote:

Kugelblitz22 wrote:Yes, all the gods hate you.

Odin
Thor
Jesus
Corn god

You probably have bad karma and are going to be reincarnated as an untouchable.

Are you refering to all the gods, or just the good ones that you mentioned there?

P.S. the Corn God dosent appear to like me very much at the moment...

You mean there are other gods beside these ones? I have just been worshiping them. Crap, and I was trying to cover all my bases... I'm going to hell for sure now.

does whiether or not God or gods hate you change the dice roll.....

lol in my risk belief yes, dont piss off the gods or ull keep losing untill u just quit all together.

You could always try praying to the Dice Gods.