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You can easily eat bacon while playing CC, but it's harder to make bacon while playing CC.

This is like trying to argue that getting punched in the face is better than cuddling with a cute little kitteh

Bacon > CC

Yeah, I let the sex one slide because some people are pretty bad at sex, but nothing is better than bacon besides more bacon.

If you get burned out on CC, just wait a day or two. But if you burn bacon you may have to wait a whole week to get more.

Ooooohhhhhhh... Bacon... How thou art salty, just like the dice...

Bacon tastes like crap.

There isn't a ridiculous promotion at Denny's where they put CC in all of your food.

I think you underestimate the ecstasy of Bacon...


I actually had breakfast recently with the inventor of the BACONE

And yes, we made his infamous Bacones for breakfast... mnnnnnnnnnnnnn,,,,, bacon...







Never estimate bacon...

And thank god turns are CC 24 hours, because everything else must wait when bacon is on the table,

^eww

natty_dread wrote:Bacon tastes like crap.

Your nibbling on the wrong part of the pig...

and CC never leaves a bad taste in your mouth?

I think CC is better, but when I'm stuck with your mom on a desert island, I'm damn happy to have a couple of years' supply of bacon.

CC doesn't let out a whole bunch of gooey fat ooze when you cook it.
bacon doesn't give you medals
CC doesn't sizzle, but it doesn't give you gas either

CC doesn't smell bad, I think. I'll get back to you on that one.

-rd

I can play CC naked without getting splatter burns in awkward places.

With bacon, someone has had to slaughter a real live animal. With Conquer Club, we have an endless supply of digital slaughter to satiate our bloodlust.


--Andy

You don't have to feed your troops on CC until you die. You have to feed your pig before you butcher it.

Eat multiple slices of bacon... you get fat
Have multiple accounts on CC... you ousted.


Have multiple games on CC... you get promoted.

Stegura wrote:Bacon > CC

QTF!!! No offense lack, but bacon is possibly the greatest thing in the world.

Related bacon aside - A restaurant in Philadelphia cooks popcorn in bacon fat. It's delicious. Did I mention that Philadelphia regularly is ranked as one of the least healthy cities in the United States?

I want to respond to this topic, but the title is stopping me. For bacon is far superior to CC.

JBlombier wrote:I want to respond to this topic, but the title is stopping me. For bacon is far superior to CC.

Bacon is superior to CC. At least outside of CC I get a sedative when they bring me to the slaughterhouse...

Bacon is superior to CC. CC is CC, but bacon also Zizzle's...

Bacon is better the CC. I asked my wife, should I give up CC or bacon? She answered "Nuts!"..

Bacon is better then CC... well it really is...

Muslims and Jews, can not consume bacon. They have no rules forbidding them from unlimited CC delights. QED CC is better than bacon, as is more inclusive and panders to minoritories. God bless CC.

BoganGod wrote:Muslims and Jews, can not consume bacon. They have no rules forbidding them from unlimited CC delights. QED CC is better than bacon, as is more inclusive and panders to minoritories. God bless CC.

I heard ham causes sterility in males. That's why I'm staying away from ham, pork, bacon, etc. for awhile.

If you join the Bacon of the Month club for a year, it'll cost you 420.95 USD per year. If you purchase Premium Membership on Conquer Club for a year, it'll cost you 25 USD per year.


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:If you join the Bacon of the Month club for a year, it'll cost you 420.95 USD per year. If you purchase Premium Membership on Conquer Club for a year, it'll cost you 25 USD per year.


--Andy

or only 23.75 aussie dollars