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Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:25 pm
by bedub1
This thread is for CC related jokes. Here's mine: I haven't lost a Speed Game since 2008.
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:47 pm
by Army of GOD
Orange you glad I didn't attack you?
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:57 pm
by Victor Sullivan
Some people assault territories, I prefer to apepper.
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:04 pm
by rdsrds2120
My cubes are more intense than yours!
-rd
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:48 am
by AndyDufresne
What did the poor dice roller say about the dice as they appeared on the page?They were loaded. --Andy
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:51 am
by trapyoung
rdsrds2120 wrote: My cubes are more intense than yours!
Who's there?
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:04 am
by sdh
David Hoekstra is almost a Field Marshal
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:13 am
by grifftron
eddie2
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:42 am
by jefjef
The intensity cubes and drops really are random.
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
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Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:01 pm
by AndyDufresne
What did one Nuclear Spoil say to the others as they were cashed?Bombs away . --Andy
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
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Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:19 pm
by SirSebstar
WATCH OUT.. A.. . . [ KLABENG] . a banana.... sigh
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:12 pm
by squishyg
KLOBBER walked into a bar and it was klobber time!
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:17 am
by Army of GOD
What do you get when you combine First Nations North America and First Nations South America?
VOLTRON
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:24 am
by thelord
Two CC'ers went into a bar.. Actually no they didn't but there is a cool map ideas there somewhere...
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:40 am
by SirSebstar
thelord wrote: Two CC'ers went into a bar.. Actually no they didn't but there is a cool map ideas there somewhere...
ROFL...
"I RULE THE WORLD",
"Sure you do honey, now be a good boy and go to bed!"
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:46 pm
by ManBungalow
Why did the Conqueror cross the road? show
Because he wasn't playing Conquer Club.
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:57 pm
by JBlombier
Who is the number one player to agree with everything?
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The Concurrer
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:42 pm
by rdsrds2120
What's big, scary, green, and angry?
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All forum mods
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:38 pm
by AndyDufresne
What's the deal with 'Intensity Cubes '? The pictures are square, the winner highlights are square...they should be called Intensity Squares . --Andy
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
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Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:35 pm
by Victor Sullivan
AndyDufresne wrote: What's the deal with 'Intensity Cubes '? The pictures are square, the winner highlights are square...they should be called Intensity Squares . --Andy
Hey! That's what I call them!
Victor Sullivan wrote: intensity SQUARES . There's nothing cubular about them...
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=131656&p=2886381&hilit=intensity+squares#p2886381 Anywho...
I heard there was a change in the Live Chat guidelines. They added
New_Rules .
A player and a suggestions mod got in a flame war the other day. A guy reported it in the C&A forum. After much debate, they decided to ban the player, and the suggestions mod, well, he was
TheForgivenOne .
Disclaimer : TheForgivenOne never actually got in a flame war with anyone.
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:39 pm
by Army of GOD
What's the difference between the Mona Lisa and Victor Sullivan?
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The Mona Lisa makes me laugh
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:02 pm
by bedub1
Army of GOD wrote: What's the difference between the Mona Lisa and Victor Sullivan?
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The Mona Lisa makes me laugh
Boooo....Victor Sullivan's jokes were awesome!
What do you call somebody who stays up all night contemplating communism?
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InsomniaRed!
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted:
Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:32 pm
by AndyDufresne
What is the one toxin we all enjoy?
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Saxitoxin. Or maybe King Herpes as a disease toxin. Take your pick!
--Andy
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
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Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:50 pm
by natty dread
AndyDufresne wrote: What is the one toxin we all enjoy?
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Saxitoxin. Or maybe King Herpes as a disease toxin. Take your pick!
--Andy
Herpes is a viral infection, it's not caused by a toxin.
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
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Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:52 pm
by owenshooter
this thread...-the black jesus