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Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:25 pm
by bedub1
This thread is for CC related jokes. Here's mine:

I haven't lost a Speed Game since 2008.

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:47 pm
by Army of GOD
Orange you glad I didn't attack you?

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:57 pm
by Victor Sullivan
Some people assault territories, I prefer to apepper.

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:04 pm
by rdsrds2120
My cubes are more intense than yours!

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-rd

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:48 am
by AndyDufresne
What did the poor dice roller say about the dice as they appeared on the page?

They were loaded.


--Andy

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:51 am
by trapyoung
rdsrds2120 wrote:My cubes are more intense than yours!


Who's there?

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:04 am
by sdh
David Hoekstra is almost a Field Marshal

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:13 am
by grifftron
eddie2

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:42 am
by jefjef
The intensity cubes and drops really are random.

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:01 pm
by AndyDufresne
What did one Nuclear Spoil say to the others as they were cashed?

Bombs away.


--Andy

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:19 pm
by SirSebstar
WATCH OUT.. A..
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a banana....

sigh

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:12 pm
by squishyg
KLOBBER walked into a bar and it was klobber time!

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:17 am
by Army of GOD
What do you get when you combine First Nations North America and First Nations South America?





VOLTRON

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Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:24 am
by thelord
Two CC'ers went into a bar..
Actually no they didn't but there is a cool map ideas there somewhere...

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:40 am
by SirSebstar
thelord wrote:Two CC'ers went into a bar..
Actually no they didn't but there is a cool map ideas there somewhere...


ROFL...

"I RULE THE WORLD",
"Sure you do honey, now be a good boy and go to bed!"

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:46 pm
by ManBungalow
Why did the Conqueror cross the road?

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Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:57 pm
by JBlombier
Who is the number one player to agree with everything?

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Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:42 pm
by rdsrds2120
What's big, scary, green, and angry?

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Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:38 pm
by AndyDufresne
What's the deal with 'Intensity Cubes'?

The pictures are square, the winner highlights are square...they should be called Intensity Squares.


--Andy

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:35 pm
by Victor Sullivan
AndyDufresne wrote:What's the deal with 'Intensity Cubes'?

The pictures are square, the winner highlights are square...they should be called Intensity Squares.


--Andy

Hey! That's what I call them! :P
Victor Sullivan wrote:intensity SQUARES. There's nothing cubular about them...
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=131656&p=2886381&hilit=intensity+squares#p2886381

Anywho...

I heard there was a change in the Live Chat guidelines. They added New_Rules. :D

A player and a suggestions mod got in a flame war the other day. A guy reported it in the C&A forum. After much debate, they decided to ban the player, and the suggestions mod, well, he was TheForgivenOne. :D

Disclaimer: TheForgivenOne never actually got in a flame war with anyone.

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:39 pm
by Army of GOD
What's the difference between the Mona Lisa and Victor Sullivan?


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Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:02 pm
by bedub1
Army of GOD wrote:What's the difference between the Mona Lisa and Victor Sullivan?


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Boooo....Victor Sullivan's jokes were awesome!

What do you call somebody who stays up all night contemplating communism?

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Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:32 pm
by AndyDufresne
What is the one toxin we all enjoy?

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--Andy

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:50 pm
by natty dread
AndyDufresne wrote:What is the one toxin we all enjoy?

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--Andy


Herpes is a viral infection, it's not caused by a toxin.

Re: Conquerclub Jokes

PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:52 pm
by owenshooter
this thread...-the black jesus