First: Don't give a crap.
Second: Make really good friends.
Third: Eat a lot of oatmeal.
Fourth: Friend Request Accepted.
Fifth: Listen to classical music when you play. Or Kid Rock.
Sixth: D/L cheats at: This link
Seventh: Don't click links.
Eighth: Don't spend too much time online, it's bad for your eyes.
Ninth: If you join a clan, it should be a pink one.
Tenth: Treat your opponents like asparagus. Only Colonels get this. Lol. Lmfao. jaja! ok.
Eleventh: Use the forums as toilet paper.
Twelfth: Buy a hamster.
Thirteenth: Never explain what #12 means.
Thirteenth: Nevada.
Fourteenth: Again. Eat a LOT of oatmeal.
Fifteenth: Never listen to Becky.
Eighteenth: Skip a few numbers every now and again.
Nineteenth: Never tell her you love her until the second date.
Twentieth: Spend most of your money on shoes.
Twenty-first: Aliens exist. Fact.
Twenty-second: Learn from the best: Emmdizzle, codeblue1018, lemonmonkey, jk, lol *************EXPLICIT WORD************.
Twenty-eighth: Get to the point.
Thirty-third:
One-Hundred-Sixth: Spend time with your children.
Two-Thousand-Eight-Hundred-Fifty-Sixth: Be art.
Following all of these Four-Thousand-Eighty steps will surely get you to Colonel by your 8667th game.
Love,
BexXx
