Conquer Club

ha ha i just finisned reading my male and had 2 laff at sum of tha spelling i red ,tought it was phunny, r wee n that much of a hurry to not spell correctly, ore are we 2 drunk ha ha ha or is it or efort @ ebonics ha ha ha ha ah

all i have in this world , is my balls, and my word, and i don't break em for nobody! ( Tony Montana Scarface)

tee hee

ya'll is mad stupid. Now ya need ta listen ta me an' listen real pimp-tight, I Wants ta say dat it's not tight ta come on here an' make fun o' da way we's type on da geekbox. And ya bettah not be caught jivin' bad about ebonix. When it time fo ebonic class I be learnin how to shuck n jive. in Oakland dat taught me dis here, an' dey will hurt ya bad an' mess ya up. So what do ya gots ta say about dat!! brace yourself foo'! an don't make me pull mah gat! don't make me shank ya! slap mah fro!

werd up dallas, based on our avatars, one might guess dat our posts got reversed between da 2 o' us be understanding dis negroid-american languag foo'
hee hee

dcowboys055 wrote::shock:

why is your avatar lil wayne

this kind of writing is only to be expected in here, at least by some...

ill short hand for time, and others for coolness, self perceived coolness, but ive actually had employees use such writing in emails...it can be rather funny

i hav somethin to do on monday, so i cant come in, k?

um .......... yeah.............. why dont you go ahead and not come in.....ever again...

i of course could not reply this for fear of a lawsuit, but...needless to say...that was the ultimate result

and as far as capitals go....they are just too hard...

Are you talking about state capitals? lol

I will let Robinette Decimate me anyday. I would still win...


Ten Men are standing in front of a firing squad. A gun shot is heard and the far left man drops to the ground dead. The man on the far right says,

"Hmmp, I decimation is not SO bad"

Fo Reizzle, Beoys!

Evil Semp wrote:Are you talking about state capitals? lol

ouch...yes....this is not one of my more thought out ramblings

GrazingCattle wrote:I will let Robinette Decimate me anyday. I would still win...

Ten Men are standing in front of a firing squad. A gun shot is heard and the far left man drops to the ground dead. The man on the far right says,

"Hmmp, I decimation is not SO bad"

Fo Reizzle, Beoys!

But what'sdat supposed ta mean anyway. You ain't making nahh sense ta me. You gots nahh idea who you messing wiff Cattle. You really dont wants uh piece o' me. And just ta set ya straight, dis here iz how yo' story should gots read.

Ten Men iz standing in front o' uh firing squad. A gat smok'd iz heard an' da far left nig drops ta da ground dead. The nig on da far right says,

"Never did like GrazingCattle you know das right! now Gimmie bus fare back ta da hood"



Yes, dat'sright, I own ya so you can be muh beeotch

Robinette wrote:

GrazingCattle wrote:I will let Robinette Decimate me anyday. I would still win...

Ten Men are standing in front of a firing squad. A gun shot is heard and the far left man drops to the ground dead. The man on the far right says,

"Hmmp, I decimation is not SO bad"

Fo Reizzle, Beoys!

But what'sdat supposed ta mean anyway. You ain't making nahh sense ta me. You gots nahh idea who you messing wiff Cattle. You really dont wants uh piece o' me. And just ta set ya straight, dis here iz how yo' story should gots read.

Ten Men iz standing in front o' uh firing squad. A gat smok'd iz heard an' da far left nig drops ta da ground dead. The nig on da far right says,

"Never did like GrazingCattle you know das right! now Gimmie bus fare back ta da hood"



Yes, dat'sright, I own ya so you can be muh beeotch

Now thats Damn funny!

aint no way AA gonna play

stakes 2 hi, im gonna fly, b4 sum boy makes me die

so hav yo fun, but b4 yo dun, memba wut i came 2 say

AAFitz wrote:aint no way AA gonna play

stakes 2 hi, im gonna fly, b4 sum boy makes me die

so hav yo fun, but b4 yo dun, memba wut i came 2 say

What'sup wiff ya Fitz, ya feeling sick poetry taday, hommie.
I be jivin' about muh ebonix post, juz jivin' fun about it otay buh-weet. dat?? sho 'nuff!

So iz ya gonna post somethin' else? Or do ah gots ta rt ya

I hates to say...
I cant play

u no i want 2
but i gots no clue

bout how to jive
n ah want 2 survive

cuz if some boy
thinks itz a ploy

to dis hiz jive
hell pull hiz nine

fill me with lead
ahll be dead

left to die
blood in mah eye

on the road
feeling cold

as mah viens go flat
blamin robinette

As a kid, I once had a bad spell of the meazils

CBlake wrote:

dcowboys055 wrote::shock:

why is your avatar lil wayne

because he's the best rapper EVER

AAFitz wrote:I hates to say...
I cant play

u no i want 2
but i gots no clue

bout how to jive
n ah want 2 survive

cuz if some boy
thinks itz a ploy

to dis hiz jive
hell pull hiz nine

fill me with lead
ahll be dead

left to die
blood in mah eye

on the road
feeling cold

as mah viens go flat
blamin robinette

Fitz, dis here iz one o' da funniest things you've ever written.
That wuz da most fly poem ever. Well done.

But on uh serious note, we's need ta be careful not ta poke fun at ebonix, afterall, according ta da Linguistic Society o' America, Vernacular Black English bi any name iz systematic an' rule-governed like all natural speech varieties... According ta deez hood ratz, da systematic an' expressive nature o' da grammar an' pronunciation patterns o' da African American vernacular has been established by numerous scientific studies over da past thiddy years... did ya git dat, thiddy years... what uh waste o' uh life... Ya' know what I'm sayin'? They jet on ta say dat characterizations o' Ebonics as slang, mutant, lazy, defective, ungrammatical, or broken English iz incorrect an' demeaning. Of course, dey did not make deez points usin' ebonix. No, real english iz da language dey used.... Kinda makes ya wonder, now don' it. Ya' dig?

I mean ta tell ya, I be not making dis here sheeit up

Robinette wrote:

AAFitz wrote:I hates to say...
I cant play

u no i want 2
but i gots no clue

bout how to jive
n ah want 2 survive

cuz if some boy
thinks itz a ploy

to dis hiz jive
hell pull hiz nine

fill me with lead
ahll be dead

left to die
blood in mah eye

on the road
feeling cold

as mah viens go flat
blamin robinette

Fitz, dis here iz one o' da funniest things you've ever written.
That wuz da most fly poem ever. Well done.

But on uh serious note, we's need ta be careful not ta poke fun at ebonix, afterall, according ta da Linguistic Society o' America, Vernacular Black English bi any name iz systematic an' rule-governed like all natural speech varieties... According ta deez hood ratz, da systematic an' expressive nature o' da grammar an' pronunciation patterns o' da African American vernacular has been established by numerous scientific studies over da past thiddy years... did ya git dat, thiddy years... what uh waste o' uh life... Ya' know what I'm sayin'? They jet on ta say dat characterizations o' Ebonics as slang, mutant, lazy, defective, ungrammatical, or broken English iz incorrect an' demeaning. Of course, dey did not make deez points usin' ebonix. No, real english iz da language dey used.... Kinda makes ya wonder, now don' it. Ya' dig?

I mean ta tell ya, I be not making dis here sheeit up

yous neva mak nuttin up...thaz the scary part

my ebonix translator just broke...so i hope you can understand this

Ive never given the issue much thought...but if my school was teaching me that 2 + 2 was 5....and all the other schools taught that it was 4....and all the companies that hire people thought it was 4....id be pretty annoyed they said it was ok to think it was 5. Thats a little to basic for this issue, but you get the general idea.

i hope you werent expecting something funny...
cuz i aint gat sheeeeeeit

poor fitz

if only ya riskin was as phat as ya spittin

Whoa. Creepy. This board is covered in mispellings and slang. And it's not even n00bish! *runs out of board screaming*

Robinette wrote: I mean ta tell ya, I be not making dis here sheeit up

AAFitz wrote:yous neva mak nuttin up...thaz the scary part

AAFitz wrote:i hope you werent expecting something funny...
cuz i aint gat sheeeeeeit

You pimpz really know how ta be funny.

Jake Kelton wrote:Whoa. Creepy. This board is covered in mispellings and slang. And it's not even n00bish! *runs out of board screaming*

Say what? what iz dis here foo' trying ta say, I can't dig' uh werd o' it, an dat boil on mah ass.

khazalid wrote:poor fitz
if only ya riskin was as phat as ya spittin

awww yaa, khazalid.... it iz yu who could be da bomb rapper EVER, so says all da rats in da hood
Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

dcowboys055 wrote:

CBlake wrote:why is your avatar lil wayne

because he's the best rapper EVER

Dat'sda most mezzle up thin' dat I've evar heard anyone say, brudda.
khazalid iz da bomb rapper, we's all knows dat
now git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah

*Xayath's brain fried trying to understand this post, the funeral will be held during college finals as a final gift from Xayath*