Conquer Club

I bet the group can come up with a few good ones. Here are some lame attempts on my part...

These dice suck as bad as a 10 year old Hoover.

These dice suck as bad as a 60 year old Hooker.

These dice suck like a rain storm on your wedding day.

These dice suck like plagiarism.

Are these "Bad Dice" Analogies or Bad "Dice Analogies"

Tupence wrote:Are these "Bad Dice" Analogies or Bad "Dice Analogies"

Bad Bad Dice Analogies

Commander62890 wrote:

Tupence wrote:Are these "Bad Dice" Analogies or Bad "Dice Analogies"

Bad Bad Dice Analogies

These Dice Suck as Bad as my Analogies!

OK... enough making fun of my bad bad dice analogies... can't this group do something more creative than insult other people?

jimboston wrote:

Commander62890 wrote:

Tupence wrote:Are these "Bad Dice" Analogies or Bad "Dice Analogies"

Bad Bad Dice Analogies

These Dice Suck as Bad as my Analogies!

OK... enough making fun of my bad bad dice analogies... can't this group do something more creative than insult other people?

Is there really any need for further posts? lock and archive.

My dice are as bad as this thread

The dice are a lot like a nutter butter. Completely nutty and once you have a taste you become addictedly-sick and keeping rolling/eating in hopes of future improvement.


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:The dice are a lot like a nutter butter. Completely nutty and once you have a taste you become addictedly-sick and keeping rolling/eating in hopes of future improvement.


--Andy

I think of them more as Cool Ranch Doritos. They taste nasty at first, but as you continue to eat them, you realize they don't taste so bad.

I've had some bad dice analorgies over the years.

Bad dice occurs when the women are asleep at the start of the 'analogy'

Good dice occurs when the men are asleep at the start of the 'analogy'.

The results of whether the dice are good or bad are determined when said players are woken up mid 'analogy'.

Rolling the CC random dice.
-Like eating dogshit, without salt.

We need more metaphors and less similes.

The dice are like a mullet. Great in concept, poor in execution.


--Andy