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Bad Dice Analogies

Postby jimboston on Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:56 am

I bet the group can come up with a few good ones. Here are some lame attempts on my part...

These dice suck as bad as a 10 year old Hoover.

These dice suck as bad as a 60 year old Hooker.

These dice suck like a rain storm on your wedding day.

These dice suck like plagiarism.
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Re: Bad Dice Analogies

Postby Tupence on Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:02 am

Are these "Bad Dice" Analogies or Bad "Dice Analogies" ;)
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Re: Bad Dice Analogies

Postby Commander62890 on Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:27 am

Tupence wrote:Are these "Bad Dice" Analogies or Bad "Dice Analogies" ;)

:lol:


Bad Bad Dice Analogies
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Re: Bad Dice Analogies

Postby jimboston on Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:27 pm

Commander62890 wrote:
Tupence wrote:Are these "Bad Dice" Analogies or Bad "Dice Analogies" ;)

:lol:


Bad Bad Dice Analogies


These Dice Suck as Bad as my Analogies!

OK... enough making fun of my bad bad dice analogies... can't this group do something more creative than insult other people?
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Re: Bad Dice Analogies

Postby Arama86n on Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:29 pm

jimboston wrote:
Commander62890 wrote:
Tupence wrote:Are these "Bad Dice" Analogies or Bad "Dice Analogies" ;)

:lol:


Bad Bad Dice Analogies


These Dice Suck as Bad as my Analogies!

OK... enough making fun of my bad bad dice analogies... can't this group do something more creative than insult other people?


Is there really any need for further posts? lock and archive.
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Re: Bad Dice Analogies

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:19 pm

My dice are as bad as this thread
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Re: Bad Dice Analogies

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:01 pm

The dice are a lot like a nutter butter. Completely nutty and once you have a taste you become addictedly-sick and keeping rolling/eating in hopes of future improvement.


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Re: Bad Dice Analogies

Postby Victor Sullivan on Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:33 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:The dice are a lot like a nutter butter. Completely nutty and once you have a taste you become addictedly-sick and keeping rolling/eating in hopes of future improvement.


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I think of them more as Cool Ranch Doritos. They taste nasty at first, but as you continue to eat them, you realize they don't taste so bad.
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Re: Bad Dice Analogies

Postby Aradhus on Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:05 pm

I've had some bad dice analorgies over the years.

Bad dice occurs when the women are asleep at the start of the 'analogy'

Good dice occurs when the men are asleep at the start of the 'analogy'.

The results of whether the dice are good or bad are determined when said players are woken up mid 'analogy'.
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Re: Bad Dice Analogies

Postby L M S on Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:42 pm

Rolling the CC random dice.
-Like eating dogshit, without salt.
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Re: Bad Dice Analogies

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:45 pm

We need more metaphors and less similes.
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Re: Bad Dice Analogies

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:16 am

The dice are like a mullet. Great in concept, poor in execution.


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