A Pardon to ALL cheaters to usher in 2011

[Robinette]

Four years ago, when this site was a mere infant in a vast cyber world, I proposed a pardon, an amnesty if you will, to all cheaters and abusers... a forgiveness for all transgressions...

So here we are, 4 years later, and it's time for another New Years PARDON for ALL CHEATERS


On this final day of the year,

would it not be a most benevolent act to unshackle all those criminals who have stolen points during the year...
to release the burden of sin from all those who did wrongful acts in our eyes...


Oh certainly what they have done is despicable, nay, BEYOND despicable...
but just think of how good we will all feel inside for giving pardons to all.

So I say, UNLOCK the prison cell doors, SWING OPEN wide the gates, and let them all WALK FREELY into the open meadows before them...

Ready the archers... Steady... Steaaaady NOW! unleash hell

See, doesn't that give you a warm fussy feeling inside for doing the right thing.

[Blitzaholic]

PARDON for ALL CHEATERS. Oh certainly what they have done is despicable, nay, BEYOND despicable...

Why? I mean why reward negative behavior?

See, doesn't that give you a warm fussy feeling inside for doing the right thing.

No, not really!

This may just create more to violate CC rules. Without rules there is chaos.


Why not reward the positive players with 3 months extension of premium membership for a new years gift? This would make many feel warmy fussy inside.

[Robinette]

PARDON for ALL CHEATERS. Oh certainly what they have done is despicable, nay, BEYOND despicable...

Why? I mean why reward negative behavior?

See, doesn't that give you a warm fussy feeling inside for doing the right thing.

No, not really!

This may just create more to violate CC rules. Without rules there is chaos.


Why not reward the positive players with 3 months extension of premium membership for a new years gift? This would make many feel warmy fussy inside.

Robinette: ...

Blitzaholic:

[HighlanderAttack]

May my foes burn in 2011

[tdans]

PARDON for ALL CHEATERS. Oh certainly what they have done is despicable, nay, BEYOND despicable...

Why? I mean why reward negative behavior?

See, doesn't that give you a warm fussy feeling inside for doing the right thing.

No, not really!

This may just create more to violate CC rules. Without rules there is chaos.


Why not reward the positive players with 3 months extension of premium membership for a new years gift? This would make many feel warmy fussy inside.

Stfu blitz.......

[Evil Semp]

PARDON for ALL CHEATERS. Oh certainly what they have done is despicable, nay, BEYOND despicable...

Why? I mean why reward negative behavior?

See, doesn't that give you a warm fussy feeling inside for doing the right thing.

No, not really!

This may just create more to violate CC rules. Without rules there is chaos.


Why not reward the positive players with 3 months extension of premium membership for a new years gift? This would make many feel warmy fussy inside.

Stfu blitz.......

Why should he? He speaks the truth.

[JOHNNYROCKET24]

I downloaded some new cheats that allow me to farm new recruits and gives me mod powers but only on the weekends. Should be a fun year for me.

[owenshooter]

*shaking my head in disbelief*... i guess everyone missed the tiny font towards the end of robinette's post? not often something like this goes over EVERYONES head...-the black jesus

[jefjef]

Robinette: ...

Blitzaholic:

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[greenoaks]

don't pardon them, reduce their position on the minor infractions scale

ie. 2nd time offenders go back to 1st time (warning) and will receive a 24 hr vacation (not 72) for their next infraction

[Army of GOD]

I'm going to make enough multis in the next day to fill every open slot of a Battle Royale with all of them.

[greenoaks]

I'm going to make enough multis in the next day to fill every open slot of a Battle Royale with all of them.

you're not much of an army if there is only one, 300 is the way to go

[tdans]

PARDON for ALL CHEATERS. Oh certainly what they have done is despicable, nay, BEYOND despicable...

Why? I mean why reward negative behavior?

See, doesn't that give you a warm fussy feeling inside for doing the right thing.

No, not really!

This may just create more to violate CC rules. Without rules there is chaos.


Why not reward the positive players with 3 months extension of premium membership for a new years gift? This would make many feel warmy fussy inside.

Stfu blitz.......

Why should he? He speaks the truth.

He should because its the right thing to do

[jefjef]

don't pardon them, reduce their position on the minor infractions scale

ie. 2nd time offenders go back to 1st time (warning) and will receive a 24 hr vacation (not 72) for their next infraction

This thread is too funny! The intent and humor has gone over almost everyone's head. Here I will enlarge the punch line to promote understanding.

Ready the archers... Steady... Steaaaady NOW! unleash hell

[greenoaks]

don't pardon them, reduce their position on the minor infractions scale

ie. 2nd time offenders go back to 1st time (warning) and will receive a 24 hr vacation (not 72) for their next infraction

This thread is too funny! The intent and humor has gone over almost everyone's head. Here I will enlarge the punch line to promote understanding.

Ready the archers... Steady... Steaaaady NOW! unleash hell

it was seen but ignored

[Army of GOD]

don't pardon them, reduce their position on the minor infractions scale

ie. 2nd time offenders go back to 1st time (warning) and will receive a 24 hr vacation (not 72) for their next infraction

This thread is too funny! The intent and humor has gone over almost everyone's head. Here I will enlarge the punch line to promote understanding.

Ready the archers... Steady... Steaaaady NOW! unleash hell

thanks ijex


and thanks agane jp

[Robinette]

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And now, for the reading impaired...
Here it is in picture form...

[Campin_Killer]