Conquer Club

Who sits at the cool kid's table?

Cool Kids Table:
- King Herpes
- Sjnap
- Karelpietertje
- Scott-Land
- Blitzaholic

Sits at KFC:
- greenoaks

Sits in bathroom because of IBS:
- Gold Knight

KFC Posers and Easily Irritated table:
- nagerous

Sells pot to the rich kids:
- Timminz

Virgins:
- squishyg

Special kids table because of difficulties with grammar, such as confusing too and to:
- Rdsrds2120

Teacher's table for the disillusioned teachers who thought teaching would be like Dead Poet's Society, but instead it's like any other Robin Williams movie
- Foxglove

Asian kid and pre-pubescent boys collecting manga and pokemon card table:
- Fircoal
- #1_stunna

Red headed chicks into Asian guys/Pedo-bears:
- InsomniaRed

Idealist youth table, most likely wearing a 'Che' shirt:
- BigBallinStalin
- clapper011

Poor kids and kids with camo pants:
- Joodoo

Sits in Computer Lab with turkey sammich and Lava Burst Hi-C thanks mom!:
- jakewilliams

Nerd table:
- danryan

Special needs, not sitting at table but pushing around trash cans:
- ljex

Thinks they're cool kids, but not really that cool although not as douchey as the posers:
- Master Fenrir

Kiss ass table:
- Georgerx7di

Detention for foul language/Would sit at table with pregnant cheerleaders:
- billy07

Sleeping in study hall:
- laughingcavalier

Creepy janitor not allowed in the lunchroom at the same time as children unless accompanied by a bucket of sawdust to clean up the puke from BBS & Clapper's table after watching the amount of lust thrown towards the poke-table:
- legionbuck

Cool foreign exchange table (ie, no Croats):
- Serbia
* Just kidding, we love all in the lunchroom besides those lazy Pollocks

trapyoung wrote:Who sits at the Cool Kids table in Conquer Club?

not me, i sat at kfc today

Fuck the lunch room. I'm going for a beer, and a blunt in the alley out back.

I'm to school for cool. Keep your table and its children.

-rd

Thx updated!

i'm not cool. i'll go sit with the punks, the artists, the brainiacs, and the dreamers.

squishyg wrote:i'm not cool. i'll go sit with the punks, the artists, the brainiacs, and the dreamers.

Sure thing squish, OP updated

touche sir.

trapyoung wrote:Special kids table because of difficulties with grammar, such as confusing too and to:
- Rdsrds2120

I can't go to school for cool? Shame.
Maybe this post will get me in with the virgins lol

-rd

Add me to KFC.

nagerous wrote:Add me to KFC.

The cafeteria has spoken.

I like to sit alone so hopefully no one notices as I cry salty tears into my cucumber & cream cheese sammiches.

Foxglove wrote:I like to sit alone so hopefully no one notices as I cry salty tears into my cucumber & cream cheese sammiches.

Welcome to the club [sammich]!

Im on the toilet, letting out that second helping of salisbury steak that was entirely unneccessary.

Pika pi pi pichu pika chu chu pika chu?

Fircoal wrote:Pika pi pi pichu pika chu chu pika chu?

I concur.

I forcibly extract financial contributions that go towards public goods projects, which can only be provided by none other than me because I say so.

BigBallinStalin wrote:I forcibly extract financial contributions that go towards public goods projects, which can only be provided by none other than me because I say so.

Does this mean you eat lunch in the bathroom?

InsomniaRed wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:I forcibly extract financial contributions that go towards public goods projects, which can only be provided by none other than me because I say so.

Does this mean you eat lunch in the bathroom?

in the midst of a bowel movement? Why, of course, in order to optimize time spent for more opportune tasks.

The kid who never has enough money to buy a decent meal (Freemium)

Joodoo wrote:The kid who never has enough money to buy a decent meal (Freemium)

You will take your pb&j and carrot sticks and you'll LIKE IT

InsomniaRed wrote:

Joodoo wrote:The kid who never has enough money to buy a decent meal (Freemium)

You will take your pb&j and carrot sticks and you'll LIKE IT

I'm so broke that I scavenge for half-eaten carrot sticks.

You also get the crappy fat free milk. I am going to enjoy my nice red carton of whole milk

I'll hand you my half eaten banana though, so you stop looking through the garbage. (I'm just so very thoughtful you know)

You all have been seated.

Shit, we gotta find some cool kids soon, or I'm going to have to get a real job.