Conquer Club

-Your boss is a complete jackass. Lack is just............Canadian.

-That smell in the elevator going up to your office is definitely NOT bananas.

-Your wife doesn't get all your points twice a month.

-No post-its

-Anything that includes the word "bumpage" is completely discouraged from 9-5.

-there are no people that try to go through the express lane with more than 10 items... yo

- You can play CC at work instead of working (but not the other way around)

Like DuPont, CC didn't invent work, it just makes it better.

-The government doesn't take any of the money I get for playing CC.

-CC will never reprimand me for working while browsing the forums.

angola wrote:Like DuPont, CC didn't invent work, it just makes it better.

Work was invented at McGill University? Those BASTARDS!, get a rope....

- CC doesn't tax your points and give it to the cooks.

Sir. Ricco wrote:- CC doesn't tax your points and give it to the cooks.

Heck, I would be okay with them giving it to the cooks and lower ranks that try. It is more like CC doesn't tax your points and give it to the inactive players who don't even play anymore.

Sir. Ricco wrote:- CC doesn't tax your points and give it to the cooks.

CC = indoors on computer
work = outdoors on pavement

When your 'two weeks' are up, you don't wish you were still on "vacation".

We don't have a black jesus at work

I like my teammates

I can chat with people in foreign countries without getting in trouble

I can foe people that don't understand how to write coherent sentences or use a spell checker

It's fun to do someone else's turns, not fun to do someone else's work

If you raise an issue at work, you can get fired, at CC, you can get flamed

At work you get to hammer nails, at CC you get to hammer noobs

At work you can get screwed by boobs, at CC you can get screwed by cubes and noobs

And the number one reason CC is better than work: at work you get to be top dog only if you're really GOOD, at CC only if you're really EVIL

A propensity to show up to board meetings in your underwear (unless your name is Hugh Hefner, which incidentally, is Master Fenrir's real name) will certainly result in at best, an immediate lack of gainful employment...at worst a painful lawsuit.

- On CC the hours are up to you...well I guess that is not completely true.

You can make sexist jokes without getting kicked out

I make the same amount of money playing CC, no matter how much I drink while doing it.

-When applying CC doesn't care how your friends would describe you.

The last donut is always yours.

You may methodically destroy an endless number of troops while listening to 'Damn, it Feels Good to be a Gangsta'.


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:You may methodically destroy an endless number of troops while listening to 'Damn, it Feels Good to be a Gangsta'.


--Andy

To completely fulfill this wish I believe it would also be necessary to have Jennifer Aniston blow on your 'dice' while old Kung Fu movies are playing in the background on your 65" plasma during your turns.
-Great suggestion Andy, I knew there was more than one good reason why you are in charge.

Sir. Ricco wrote:- CC doesn't tax your points and give it to the cooks.

it kinda does when you lose to them they get more points then the should

You may dress like it's 'casual Friday' every day---or you may not even dress at all.


--Andy

It's more socially acceptable to spank one's monkey while playing CC than doing it while working...

- CC has things NSFW but work does not have things NSFCC.