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your braking the law!

Posted:
Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:10 am
by The Collection
why can't 5 of my armies never take out 1 of my enemies armies, but he can take out out 8 of my territories with just 1 of his armies?
because their hackers! and hacking is illegal and their braking the law!

Posted:
Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:13 am
by sully800
I'm going to ignore every other error in this post and simply point out that 1 army cannot attack anyone, let alone 8 different territories. To do that you would need to start with a minimum of 9 men on the attacking country.

Posted:
Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:18 am
by Incandenza
sully800 wrote:I'm going to ignore every other error in this post and simply point out that 1 army cannot attack anyone, let alone 8 different territories. To do that you would need to start with a minimum of 9 men on the attacking country.
You should win a Nobel Peace Prize for answering without resorting to profanity or namecalling...


Posted:
Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:19 am
by Genghis Khan CA
lol, this post just made my day!


Posted:
Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:53 am
by Gamera
I vote for the mighty ban-hammer.

Posted:
Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:04 am
by vtmarik
Gamera wrote:I vote for the mighty ban-hammer.
I second the motion.

Posted:
Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:13 am
by bfunny27
Gamera wrote:I vote for the mighty ban-hammer.
I Third tha notion!
Bring down the Hammer
Re: your braking the law!

Posted:
Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:14 am
by Backglass
The Collection wrote:their braking the law!
Sounds like they are accelerating to me.
You are the one braking...take your foot off the pedal!


Posted:
Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:26 am
by onbekende
collecting forum bans?
Re: your braking the law!

Posted:
Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:24 am
by thegreathal
The Collection wrote:why can't 5 of my armies never take out 1 of my
because their hackers! and hacking is illegal and their braking the law!
If you want, I can sell you some better dice...and an elevator pass...

Posted:
Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:46 am
by Kugelblitz22
If you pull out the ban hammer then we won't be getting more quality posts like this though

Maybe we should think about it first.

Posted:
Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:04 pm
by Gamera
Kugelblitz22 wrote:If you pull out the ban hammer then we won't be getting more quality posts like this though

Maybe we should think about it first.
It's a risk I'm willing to take. If there's one thing I've learned from being around forums it's that there will always be people like this.

Posted:
Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:32 pm
by hawkeye
Remember K_Fed he typed is all caps.

Posted:
Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:36 pm
by AAFitz
does this get to be at the top of noob quotes?...gotta be close
but dont worry collection...the dice are that crazy....not probable, but possible
it is very possible to lose 14 attacking 3....its only 7 lost throws of the dice, which is in no way inconceivable....however annoying it may be
and dont leave any feedback for the poor people just trying to play the game and who just happened to throw some good dice....they are not hacking...or unusually lucky...just playing like you....
if you read through the logs...im sure you will see where they deployed the armies that did the damage

Posted:
Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:53 am
by Coleman
For some reason when I saw the topic I thought of the movie Liar Liar.
"Stop breaking the law #@$ hole!!"
And that has nothing to do with Conquer Club at all, my apologies.

Re: your braking the law!

Posted:
Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:14 pm
by mandalorian2298
The Collection wrote:why can't 5 of my armies never take out 1 of my enemies armies, but he can take out out 8 of my territories with just 1 of his armies?
'Cause your armies lost faith in you when they saw you running around and accusing birds, trees, bushes and little bunny rabitts of being hackers and thus dangerous world-dominating criminals. When faced with your lunacy, your armies chose to defect to the enemy, because your opponents didn't drool and didn't howl at the moon. They didn't even wait for them to attack, they simply changed their color to that of your opponent's armies and proclaimed your opponent's sovereignity over the teritory that they occupied.
And that is how he took out 8 territories with 1 army


Posted:
Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:44 am
by The Collection
im giving every one who flamed me a bad review. just because im evil like that.

Posted:
Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:45 am
by JCRuffino
Coleman wrote:And that has nothing to do with Conquer Club at all, my apologies.

Strangely though, it's still a much more worthwhile post than the one that started this topic.


Posted:
Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:45 am
by JCRuffino
The Collection wrote:I'm giving every one who flamed me a bad review. just because I'm petty and still 5 years old like that.

Posted:
Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:20 am
by mandalorian2298
The Collection wrote:im giving every one who flamed me a bad review. just because im evil like that.
Thanks for the warning. When I write a book I won't be sending you a copy.
P.S. The word you are looking for is feedback.
P.P.S. You are on mine ignore list so good luck with "reviewing"


Posted:
Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:37 pm
by wcaclimbing
bfunny27 wrote:Gamera wrote:I vote for the mighty ban-hammer.
I Third tha notion!
Bring down the Hammer
I fourth it.

Posted:
Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:31 pm
by The Collection
of course you want to ban me. I'm exposing you as the cheaters you are. if the truth got out, this site would be ruined.

Posted:
Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:36 pm
by AAFitz
damn, i was hoping this would be funny

Posted:
Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:41 pm
by The Collection
hacking is never funny

Posted:
Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:49 pm
by AAFitz
actually when i see someone hack up a lugi or a cat a furball i get a kick out of it...
but seeing you post "hack" in 15 threads is far from it....nice try though
its too bad you had to ruin it, because it really was priceless at the begining