CC Excuses

by **L M S** on Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:19 pm

I need some new ones......."Honey I will be right there, I need to check my email real quick (for an hour) before bed." Just isn't working anymore.

I have started using the online Christmas shopping excuse, but when she only gets one gift that is gonna be suspicious too.

Help me. (us

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by **ManBungalow** on Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:29 pm

"I'm doing a teach-yourself course in Geography"

by **notyou2** on Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:34 pm

You are working on strategy for WWIII which is coming, just ask a jesus freak

by **jiminski** on Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:59 pm

Two which have always worked for me:
"Darling, i am just looking at some online titillation... "
If she has the audacity to question that, you will just need to qualify it with:
"But my golden haired goddess.. as you well know you don't quite do it for me any-more.. but with a little help from our friend Spankwire i can still take you to heaven and back every week-night and twice a day at the weekend" (i assume you'd like to play a few speed games too on Saturday and Sunday)

Now if your good lady is a little less of the romantic then why not go a little more complex:
"Angel cakes!.. you know it's always been my dream to write a novel!!"
you need to do a little groundwork of course.* But you can get away with anything under such circumstance.. if she catches you playing CC whilst twittering your future Ukrainian mail-order bride .. well then you can pass it off as 'research'; the main character of your novel being a shy, internet nerd with a penchant for on-line strategy games who has trouble meeting girls.

*if you have no discernible talent as an author, tell her it's a children's book about a badger called Philip who has befriended a hedgehog from the wrong side of the track.

by **Timminz** on Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:49 pm

Just tell her you've taken a second job, playing online poker.

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:51 pm

Tell her you're pretending to be a little girl effing with pedophiles

by **faramier** on Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:07 pm

sweet

by **richardgarr** on Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:33 am

Firstly, you need a second computer. Secondly, you need to get her hooked. Thirdly buy her an account.
Problem solved.

by **lord voldemort** on Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:55 am

Find something she is addicted to on the interwebs....like farmville or facebook or similar...then hold it over her

by **jaseleo** on Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:10 am

Grow a set and show who's boss :roll:

by **jammyjames** on Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:14 am

wait till she has gone in the shower or is getting ready... perfect time

by **Bruceswar** on Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:24 am

jaseleo wrote:Grow a set and show who's boss

LOL nice

by **jefjef** on Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:33 am

lord voldemort wrote:Find something she is addicted to on the interwebs....like farmville or facebook or similar...then hold it over her

Soooo. What do you have on your farm? :lol:

by **JOHNNYROCKET24** on Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:43 am

" im removing all my gay porno "

by **chipv** on Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:47 am

"I'm writing some code to take my turns for me, so I can spend more quality time with you"

Oh wait...

by **L M S** on Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:02 am

jaseleo wrote:Grow a set and show who's boss

Clearly you still live in your Mom's basement.

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:14 am

"I'm studying real-estate acquisitions for our summer home. I'd really like this plot in southern France."

--Andy

by **obliterationX** on Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:17 am

"I'm off to have a wank."

by **mpjh** on Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:18 am

Honey, don't you think it is time to visit you mom again for a week or two? I think I can get the tickets for you online real cheap. Let me research that.

by **L M S** on Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:24 am

mpjh wrote:Honey, don't you think it is time to visit you mom again for a week or two? I think I can get the tickets for you online real cheap. Let me research that.

That would work except you and I both know it would turn into a "we" are going to visit mom for a week or two.......I'd rather wake up tomorrow as (*edited* out the name of an annoying, forum spamming kid who knows where you live to protect the innocent and not get banned) than do that.....

....remember,its all in fun.

by **thegreekdog** on Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:11 pm

Generally I wait until she's watching some inane television show on Bravo or The Learning Channel (like "We Have 12 Kids" or "We're Midgets and We're in Love" or "I'm an Italian American from New Jersey Who Makes Cakes").