What's your funniest game chat?

[obliterationX]

2010-04-28 12:32:10 - Gordon Brown MP: This is ridiculous...
2010-04-28 12:32:18 - Gordon Brown MP: That was a very bigoted woman.

[JoshyBoy]

2010-04-28 12:32:10 - Gordon Brown MP: This is ridiculous...
2010-04-28 12:32:18 - Gordon Brown MP: That was a very bigoted woman.

That made me chuckle.

[b00kw0rm]

2010-04-02 10:28:21 - Biff Weissglut: hey green, if i take prussia, would you accept a truce?
2010-04-02 10:38:34 - dantrovato: hey green, if i send you a cake can you not take passau?


2010-04-07 06:40:02 - dantrovato: pink, surely you're now strong enough to chip in.
2010-04-07 06:41:06 - dantrovato: you're like the Irish in the second world war; what? what happened? is there a war going on?

[Army of GOD]

2010-05-13 03:49:27 - Browncoyote: to lie, you must tell a story
2010-05-13 03:49:35 - Browncoyote: but some stories smell of b.s.
2010-05-13 03:49:53 - witchywen: so do a lot of truths
2010-05-13 03:50:00 - Browncoyote: if you place the lie between two truths then most people can not detect it
2010-05-13 03:50:14 - Browncoyote: truths have a ring to them but no smell
2010-05-13 03:50:43 - Browncoyote: Truths need no story
2010-05-13 03:50:55 - Browncoyote: where we come from is a truth.
2010-05-13 03:51:07 - Browncoyote: it is a factor
2010-05-13 03:51:32 - Browncoyote: what we have done is a factor.




What is this guy on?

[notyou2]

my guess....cocaine

[Ghost9626]

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=7016385

[tdans]

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=7016385

that wasnt exactly a gutbuster

[Army of GOD]

2010-06-22 15:29:02 - tdans [team]: Fellow Americans, and illegal immigrants, i come to you today with this speech
2010-06-22 15:29:30 - tdans [team]: this is to warn you of the impending danger and mayhaps the death of your friends and families
2010-06-22 15:30:23 - tdans [team]: We are on the brink of war, 3 Evil Tyrannical leaders have joined forces to try to conquer OUr HOME
2010-06-22 15:31:04 - tdans [team]: Ramwreck is known for his brutality and his love of monkeys
2010-06-22 15:31:36 - tdans [team]: mike.clarke862 is known for his sadistic humor and strange fetishes
2010-06-22 15:32:29 - tdans [team]: mathguyscott is by far the worst, he is known throughout the universe as a man of strange skills and bloodthirsty nature
2010-06-22 15:33:05 - tdans [team]: he enjoys to take people and cut them into as many pieces as he can before they become invisible to the human eye
2010-06-22 15:33:19 - tdans [team]: NOw that i have explained to you about this threat.. What will you DO
2010-06-22 15:33:33 - tdans [team]: I have defended this land from INdians, Aliens, and MOthers
2010-06-22 15:33:56 - tdans [team]: I have gotten shot, Stabbed, Castrated, ANd screwed for this land
2010-06-22 15:34:33 - tdans [team]: Will you Stand with me, WIll you Fight for your freedom., For your FAmily. For your Kitty Cats, and For Your Hoes
2010-06-22 15:35:36 - tdans [team]: Come, FOllow me to victory, and i will show you how to defeat an enemy using a thong and a lolypop
2010-06-22 15:36:14 - tdans [team]: FORWARD ON !! Let us Beat these nutcracks to the dirt, then remove them of there Babymakers...
2010-06-22 15:36:23 - tdans [team]: ARE YOU WITH Me????
2010-06-22 15:36:30 - tdans [team]: GIve me a HOORAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2010-06-22 15:38:28 - Army of GOD [team]: hoorah o.O

[notyou2]

Booyah!!!

[JoshyBoy]

2010-06-22 15:29:02 - tdans [team]: Fellow Americans, and illegal immigrants, i come to you today with this speech
2010-06-22 15:29:30 - tdans [team]: this is to warn you of the impending danger and mayhaps the death of your friends and families
2010-06-22 15:30:23 - tdans [team]: We are on the brink of war, 3 Evil Tyrannical leaders have joined forces to try to conquer OUr HOME
2010-06-22 15:31:04 - tdans [team]: Ramwreck is known for his brutality and his love of monkeys
2010-06-22 15:31:36 - tdans [team]: mike.clarke862 is known for his sadistic humor and strange fetishes
2010-06-22 15:32:29 - tdans [team]: mathguyscott is by far the worst, he is known throughout the universe as a man of strange skills and bloodthirsty nature
2010-06-22 15:33:05 - tdans [team]: he enjoys to take people and cut them into as many pieces as he can before they become invisible to the human eye
2010-06-22 15:33:19 - tdans [team]: NOw that i have explained to you about this threat.. What will you DO
2010-06-22 15:33:33 - tdans [team]: I have defended this land from INdians, Aliens, and MOthers
2010-06-22 15:33:56 - tdans [team]: I have gotten shot, Stabbed, Castrated, ANd screwed for this land
2010-06-22 15:34:33 - tdans [team]: Will you Stand with me, WIll you Fight for your freedom., For your FAmily. For your Kitty Cats, and For Your Hoes
2010-06-22 15:35:36 - tdans [team]: Come, FOllow me to victory, and i will show you how to defeat an enemy using a thong and a lolypop
2010-06-22 15:36:14 - tdans [team]: FORWARD ON !! Let us Beat these nutcracks to the dirt, then remove them of there Babymakers...
2010-06-22 15:36:23 - tdans [team]: ARE YOU WITH Me????
2010-06-22 15:36:30 - tdans [team]: GIve me a HOORAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2010-06-22 15:38:28 - Army of GOD [team]: hoorah o.O

tdans is the man.

[Master Fenrir]

2010-06-22 15:33:56 - tdans [team]: I have gotten...Castrated...

The irony: You gotta have balls to admit something like that.

[ljex]

2010-06-22 15:29:02 - tdans [team]: Fellow Americans, and illegal immigrants, i come to you today with this speech
2010-06-22 15:29:30 - tdans [team]: this is to warn you of the impending danger and mayhaps the death of your friends and families
2010-06-22 15:30:23 - tdans [team]: We are on the brink of war, 3 Evil Tyrannical leaders have joined forces to try to conquer OUr HOME
2010-06-22 15:31:04 - tdans [team]: Ramwreck is known for his brutality and his love of monkeys
2010-06-22 15:31:36 - tdans [team]: mike.clarke862 is known for his sadistic humor and strange fetishes
2010-06-22 15:32:29 - tdans [team]: mathguyscott is by far the worst, he is known throughout the universe as a man of strange skills and bloodthirsty nature
2010-06-22 15:33:05 - tdans [team]: he enjoys to take people and cut them into as many pieces as he can before they become invisible to the human eye
2010-06-22 15:33:19 - tdans [team]: NOw that i have explained to you about this threat.. What will you DO
2010-06-22 15:33:33 - tdans [team]: I have defended this land from INdians, Aliens, and MOthers
2010-06-22 15:33:56 - tdans [team]: I have gotten shot, Stabbed, Castrated, ANd screwed for this land
2010-06-22 15:34:33 - tdans [team]: Will you Stand with me, WIll you Fight for your freedom., For your FAmily. For your Kitty Cats, and For Your Hoes
2010-06-22 15:35:36 - tdans [team]: Come, FOllow me to victory, and i will show you how to defeat an enemy using a thong and a lolypop
2010-06-22 15:36:14 - tdans [team]: FORWARD ON !! Let us Beat these nutcracks to the dirt, then remove them of there Babymakers...
2010-06-22 15:36:23 - tdans [team]: ARE YOU WITH Me????
2010-06-22 15:36:30 - tdans [team]: GIve me a HOORAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2010-06-22 15:38:28 - Army of GOD [team]: hoorah o.O

tdans is the man.

I laughed so hard when reading this

[tdans]

2010-06-22 15:33:56 - tdans [team]: I have gotten...Castrated...

The irony: You gotta have balls to admit something like that.

[Army of GOD]

Same game:

2010-06-22 16:40:07 - Army of GOD [team]: tdans, you've allied with a Brit and a New Yorker. Don't expect much passion from us.
2010-06-22 22:02:47 - tdans [team]: screw you guys then.. ill go beat these guys with a thong and a banana

[lord voldemort]

2010-06-02 00:15:32 - chephren [team]: I had to take this turn Marty - getting late-ish here
2010-06-02 00:16:17 - lord voldemort [team]: lateish there...its more late here
2010-06-02 00:16:18 - chephren [team]: snap
2010-06-02 00:17:10 - chephren [team]: yes but you work nights and I;ve been on here since 8.30 am ...now 10pm...so I really want to get away from my computer for a while!
2010-06-02 00:17:20 - lord voldemort [team]: i too have a snap
2010-06-02 00:17:30 - lord voldemort [team]: valid point
2010-06-02 00:17:36 - lord voldemort [team]: im not working ngihts any more btw
2010-06-02 00:17:39 - chephren [team]: don't you have some strange half hour time zone in Adelaide?
2010-06-02 00:17:41 - lord voldemort [team]: just staying up real late stil
2010-06-02 00:17:44 - lord voldemort [team]: yer
2010-06-02 00:17:49 - lord voldemort [team]: its 1215 atm
2010-06-02 00:18:10 - chephren [team]: oh... day croupier now?
2010-06-02 00:18:21 - lord voldemort [team]: yer
2010-06-02 00:18:33 - lord voldemort [team]: im sick of work though
2010-06-02 00:18:36 - lord voldemort [team]: im gonna quit
2010-06-02 00:18:39 - lord voldemort [team]: find a new job
2010-06-02 00:19:06 - chephren [team]: so you're 2.5 hours ahead of me...how weird!
2010-06-02 00:19:49 - chephren [team]: go work for lack
2010-06-02 00:20:05 - chephren [team]: lol
2010-06-02 00:21:28 - lord voldemort [team]: yer i should work for lack....best job in the world..i can work in trackpants and ugg boots
2010-06-02 00:24:49 - chephren [team]: you may have to explain to Marty what ugg boots are... lol
2010-06-02 00:27:06 - lord voldemort [team]: lmao
2010-06-02 04:09:53 - mkcummins [team]: shamefully, i know what UGGs are. my wife has a pair. not sure why a man would have any...
2010-06-02 04:10:09 - mkcummins [team]: no clue what lack is, though, and why it's a good job.
2010-06-02 11:05:02 - lord voldemort [team]: they are the most comfortable warm thigns ever....and lack is the website owner (lackattack)
2010-06-02 11:48:39 - chephren [team]: re-read what youw rote above - it looks like "comfortable warm thighs"...I was thinking "jeeezus...do they make ugg boots that come up to the thighs now!"
2010-06-02 12:02:44 - lord voldemort [team]: lol...things** although i have seen knee high ones...the only thing i hate about them is stupid 14,15,16 year old girls wear them out at the shopping centre...they give the reputation that ugg boots are worn by sluts
2010-06-02 13:44:28 - mkcummins [team]: ....after i confess my wife owns a pair... that whore.
2010-06-02 13:46:30 - chephren [team]: lmao
2010-06-02 14:09:41 - lord voldemort [team]: your wife isnt a 16 year old slut walking around shopping center's??? otherwise i feel you have a whole other host of issues
2010-06-02 14:14:46 - chephren [team]: this conversation just gets better and better
2010-06-02 14:15:27 - chephren [team]: us 3 should play more together

[Crazyirishman]

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=7016385

that wasnt exactly a gutbuster

Maybe it was funny because he wasn't in the game?

[niMic]

2006-04-02 18:41:43 - dampback: it is really crazy all the things u can find out about someone on line. Turns out we are alot closer than I come have hoped, see u soon cunt.
2006-04-02 18:43:50 - dampback: look at that put come instead of could, go ahead make another smart remark. I want to see how badass u are over the game chat compared to face to face.
2006-04-02 18:58:47 - niMic: Hehe, you're pathetic dampback. It's impossible to find where I live with my IP. Either way, you'd come to Switzerland just for me?
2006-04-02 19:04:10 - dampback: Already there u fucking slut, just so happens right down the road
2006-04-02 19:04:35 - dampback: Guess I got lucky, or u are unlucky
2006-04-02 20:11:32 - niMic: Guess you're a bloody retard, since I don't even live in Switzerland. Lol!

Aaah, the good old days... There was a bit more than that. Mostly me baiting him and him biting.

[Caymanmew]

2010-06-29 23:35:49 - Commander62890: wow
2010-06-29 23:35:56 - Commander62890: you just beat the A.I.
2010-06-29 23:35:59 - Commander62890: on CC
2010-06-29 23:36:03 - Commander62890: nice work!
2010-06-29 23:37:22 - ۩░▒▓₪№™℮₪▓▒░۩: really?
2010-06-29 23:37:52 - ۩░▒▓₪№™℮₪▓▒░۩: was hard at the start
2010-06-29 23:38:03 - Commander62890: no doubt. caymanmew is a known A.I. bot
2010-06-29 23:38:12 - Commander62890: he's tough, too
2010-06-29 23:38:21 - Commander62890: it's set to HARD

[Army of GOD]

2010-07-02 00:18:59 - leolou2: red you are a ass what the f*ck was your deal with my pard as i dont know him or you but i sure like him better than you and teal is an idiot
2010-07-02 00:50:31 - Army of GOD: leolou, I hope you understand the point of this game. The purpose of this internet game is to kill the opponents. You and Yellow are my opponents, who are trying to kill me. I hope that clears it up for ya.
2010-07-02 00:51:32 - leolou2: no
2010-07-02 00:53:56 - leolou2: no you are a ass period the game is war but you used an idiot to help you win so i have no respect for you

I'm like Rodney Dangerfield. I don't get no respect at all. ;__;

[obliterationX]

Any of the game chats on this site featuring any of "the kids" - rliles, moldy780, caymanmew and sailorseal, are always something to behold.

[AAFitz]

every game with hotspur


though....I did play quite a few back with dugcarr1 in the day, and to be honest, there is no doubt that some of his lines are still the funniest I ever read on here.

[Caymanmew]

Any of the game chats on this site featuring any of "the kids" - rliles, moldy780, caymanmew and sailorseal, are always something to behold.

your putting me in a group with 10 year olds! i consider them kids as well as I'm not a kid!

[Army of GOD]

2010-07-07 13:52:28 - Army of GOD:_.▲
2010-07-07 13:52:36 - Army of GOD: ▲ ▲
2010-07-07 13:52:44 - Army of GOD: SUCK ON THAT

[ManBungalow]

2010-07-07 13:52:28 - Army of GOD:_.▲
2010-07-07 13:52:36 - Army of GOD: ▲ ▲
2010-07-07 13:52:44 - Army of GOD: SUCK ON THAT

2010-07-07 18:51:42 - Army of GOD:   ▲
2010-07-07 18:51:57 - Army of GOD: ▲   ▲
2010-07-07 18:52:02 - Army of GOD: f4c2
2010-07-07 18:52:10 - Army of GOD [team]: ▲
2010-07-07 18:52:18 - Army of GOD [team]: f*ck!
2010-07-07 18:52:28 - Army of GOD:   ▲
2010-07-07 18:52:36 - Army of GOD: ▲ ▲
2010-07-07 18:52:44 - Army of GOD: SUCK ON THAT

[jammyjames]

Any of the game chats on this site featuring any of "the kids" - rliles, moldy780, caymanmew and sailorseal, are always something to behold.

your putting me in a group with 10 year olds! i consider them kids as well as I'm not a kid!

I'm pretty sure 14 years old is a kid cayman