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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:58 am

TheForgivenOne wrote:[ModEdit]Removed Bait[/ModEdit]


Lmao you know nothing about me, so don't jump to conclusions buddy ;). I actually think most people are better than me, since, as you can see, my low rank :P And the reason for my name, is for what has happened in my life. Although i shouldn't say this, and it will hurt my run for prezzy, the reason for my name is because i am a homosexual. That's right, I'm gay. And i have been forgiven by my parents for being gay, tis the reason for my name.


Dammit! And here I had an intriguing story (completely not made up!) about you having a secret affair with a hot argentinian woman and tried to cover up your absence from your position by saying that you just liked hiking.


Guess I'll just switch the story up and use it for King_herpes.
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:21 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:[ModEdit]Removed Bait[/ModEdit]



He wasn't that serious was he? It was pretty damn funny too. :|
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:12 pm

But we can't start the underlying stories of King_H's amazing ability to touch people's asses from miles away until we get 12 candidates!
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:45 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:[ModEdit]Removed Bait[/ModEdit]



He wasn't that serious was he? It was pretty damn funny too. :|


I'm pretty sure samuel just hates atheists.
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby TheForgivenOne on Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:19 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
TheForgivenOne wrote:[ModEdit]Removed Bait[/ModEdit]


Lmao you know nothing about me, so don't jump to conclusions buddy ;). I actually think most people are better than me, since, as you can see, my low rank :P And the reason for my name, is for what has happened in my life. Although i shouldn't say this, and it will hurt my run for prezzy, the reason for my name is because i am a homosexual. That's right, I'm gay. And i have been forgiven by my parents for being gay, tis the reason for my name.


Dammit! And here I had an intriguing story (completely not made up!) about you having a secret affair with a hot argentinian woman and tried to cover up your absence from your position by saying that you just liked hiking.


Guess I'll just switch the story up and use it for King_herpes.


LMAO! maybe i should start digging in the dirt and start finding stuff that you did that you don't quite want making to the people :P
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:45 am

Snorri1234 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:[ModEdit]Removed Bait[/ModEdit]



He wasn't that serious was he? It was pretty damn funny too. :|


I'm pretty sure samuel just hates atheists.



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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby HighlanderAttack on Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:43 am

lord voldemort wrote:Im all about the herpes!!


Dont tell that to your girl friends
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby notyou2 on Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:20 pm

I have no idea how that post warranted the response it received.

Back to topic, Snorri, please elaborate on your platform.....specifically, what's in it for me?
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby 72o on Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:29 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
Dammit! And here I had an intriguing story (completely not made up!) about you having a secret affair with a hot argentinian woman and tried to cover up your absence from your position by saying that you just liked hiking.


Guess I'll just switch the story up and use it for King_herpes.


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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:50 am

72o wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
Dammit! And here I had an intriguing story (completely not made up!) about you having a secret affair with a hot argentinian woman and tried to cover up your absence from your position by saying that you just liked hiking.


Guess I'll just switch the story up and use it for King_herpes.


My state has the best politicians ever.



I hope you're talking about Louisiana's glorious past and present politicians.

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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby Snorri1234 on Sat Oct 03, 2009 5:20 pm

72o wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
Dammit! And here I had an intriguing story (completely not made up!) about you having a secret affair with a hot argentinian woman and tried to cover up your absence from your position by saying that you just liked hiking.


Guess I'll just switch the story up and use it for King_herpes.


My state has the best politicians ever.


They do provide entertainment.
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:33 pm

TheForgivenOne wrote:[ModEdit]Removed Bait[/ModEdit]


Lmao you know nothing about me, so don't jump to conclusions buddy ;).

lol, I don't even remember what I wrote. ;)

TheForgivenOne wrote:
MajorRT wrote:You do not need to be forgiven for being gay. As a parent of 6 kids (five who play here in CC) there are much more important things to be forgiven for. It is your right and preference and is genetic. It is good that you do not hide that, and, actually, being honest will help your chances for Prez...



Thanks RT :D Just my family was big on the god thing, and i thought they would kick me out or something. But i have met my share of Gay-Haters in my lifetime, including on here.

Firstly, second what RT said. In fact just last weekend I was at my cousin's wedding. She got married to a girl... & damn her wife is hot.
Secondly I removed the word "probably" from the quote. They actually found the gene.
Thirdly, yeah, WTF? I had a "coming out" of my own once. Not the same thing, but I have a religious family myself, and had to confront them with my being an atheist. Wasn't easy, but I wasn't asking forgiveness or anything. Next time try explaining it to people with a baseball bat in your hand. Made it a lot easier for me.... just yell a lot and shake the bat a bit. I had my bat engraved with the name "The Persuader."
Lastly the only thing that is gonna hurt your chances for prez is that you are running against Snorri. A recent Rasmussen put his support at 83%
Oh, and assuming that you also received a warning or temp ban(I'm back from a 72 hour one myself), that can only help. TheForgivenOne you're a damned Maverick, you are.

BigBallinStalin wrote: A man who can easily subdue problems by severely mounting them. And that man of course is the Absolute Monarch--er, future president King_Herpes.

:lol:
Did you just say "severely mounting them?"

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samuelc812 wrote:Let's be sure to keep this on topic guys ;)

~Sam


What was off topic? I read it all and thought it was relatively relevant.

Please stay on topic. This is serious.



Where are the other candidates? Only Snorri even cares about you. He's the only one here (TheForgivenOne doesn't count). SNORRI FOR THE WIN OF WHATEVER THIS IS.
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:37 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:He wasn't that serious was he? It was pretty damn funny too.

Of course I wasn't serious.

Snorri1234 wrote:I'm pretty sure samuel just hates atheists.

This is true actually. I was surprised he was the one who banned me. It's like waking up and seeing a cross burning on your lawn. I'm not flaming, just saying.
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby TheForgivenOne on Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:13 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:Oh, and assuming that you also received a warning or temp ban(I'm back from a 72 hour one myself), that can only help. TheForgivenOne you're a damned Maverick, you are.


I never received a warning or a temp ban.

Juan_Bottom wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
samuelc812 wrote:Let's be sure to keep this on topic guys ;)

~Sam


What was off topic? I read it all and thought it was relatively relevant.

Please stay on topic. This is serious.



Where are the other candidates? Only Snorri even cares about you. He's the only one here (TheForgivenOne doesn't count). SNORRI FOR THE WIN OF WHATEVER THIS IS.


To be honest, i don't care if i win. I don't think i will, since people barely know me at all on this site. I think i am one of the most unheard of candidates right now. I'd like to win sure, who wouldn't? But a lot of other people on this list do more, know more about what is/has been going on in the past.
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:16 pm

TheForgivenOne wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
samuelc812 wrote:Let's be sure to keep this on topic guys ;)

~Sam


What was off topic? I read it all and thought it was relatively relevant.

Please stay on topic. This is serious.



Where are the other candidates? Only Snorri even cares about you. He's the only one here (TheForgivenOne doesn't count). SNORRI FOR THE WIN OF WHATEVER THIS IS.


To be honest, i don't care if i win. I don't think i will, since people barely know me at all on this site. I think i am one of the most unheard of candidates right now. I'd like to win sure, who wouldn't? But a lot of other people on this list do more, know more about what is/has been going on in the past.


Don't worry, if I win I'll just appoint you as my assistant and let you deal with all the work while I enjoy my fabulous lifestyle with coke, blackjack and hookers.
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby TheForgivenOne on Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:33 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
TheForgivenOne wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
samuelc812 wrote:Let's be sure to keep this on topic guys ;)

~Sam


What was off topic? I read it all and thought it was relatively relevant.

Please stay on topic. This is serious.



Where are the other candidates? Only Snorri even cares about you. He's the only one here (TheForgivenOne doesn't count). SNORRI FOR THE WIN OF WHATEVER THIS IS.


To be honest, i don't care if i win. I don't think i will, since people barely know me at all on this site. I think i am one of the most unheard of candidates right now. I'd like to win sure, who wouldn't? But a lot of other people on this list do more, know more about what is/has been going on in the past.


Don't worry, if I win I'll just appoint you as my assistant and let you deal with all the work while I enjoy my fabulous lifestyle with coke, blackjack and hookers.


Deal lol only if you share the coke with me
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby neanderpaul14 on Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:01 pm

TheForgivenOne wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
TheForgivenOne wrote:

To be honest, i don't care if i win. I don't think i will, since people barely know me at all on this site. I think i am one of the most unheard of candidates right now. I'd like to win sure, who wouldn't? But a lot of other people on this list do more, know more about what is/has been going on in the past.


Don't worry, if I win I'll just appoint you as my assistant and let you deal with all the work while I enjoy my fabulous lifestyle with coke, blackjack and hookers.


Deal lol only if you share the coke with me


Sorry lad only Pepsi for you. :P :P
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby TheForgivenOne on Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:23 pm

neanderpaul14 wrote:
TheForgivenOne wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
TheForgivenOne wrote:

To be honest, i don't care if i win. I don't think i will, since people barely know me at all on this site. I think i am one of the most unheard of candidates right now. I'd like to win sure, who wouldn't? But a lot of other people on this list do more, know more about what is/has been going on in the past.


Don't worry, if I win I'll just appoint you as my assistant and let you deal with all the work while I enjoy my fabulous lifestyle with coke, blackjack and hookers.


Deal lol only if you share the coke with me


Sorry lad only Pepsi for you. :P :P


DAMN IT! Can i at least have Root Beer?
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:09 pm

http://pileofawesome.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=820
King_Herpes wrote:Maybe xela could help you with becoming a hetero.

That's the man you want to elect? Gaybashing!? Link provided! Make the correct (and easy) choice CC. Vote for Snorri!


TheForgivenOne wrote:To be honest, i don't care if i win.

Sums it up for the only other participate!

TheForgivenOne wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Oh, and assuming that you also received a warning or temp ban(I'm back from a 72 hour one myself), that can only help. TheForgivenOne you're a damned Maverick, you are.

I never received a warning or a temp ban.

Using your (hopeful) future position already to bribe mods? This is sick!

Snorri for the win! Only he can deliver what we want!
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby Timminz on Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:02 pm

All glory to the Hypno-Toad!!!
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby notyou2 on Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:11 pm

Free pint of rum for all those that vote for Snorri, oh, and the best part is, we won't visit your house in the middle of the night, kick your door in and abduct you, IF, you vote for Snorri.
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby Timminz on Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:18 pm

notyou2 wrote:Free pint of rum for all those that vote for Snorri, oh, and the best part is, we won't visit your house in the middle of the night, kick your door in and abduct you, IF, you vote for Snorri.

Are you Nova Scotian?
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby TheForgivenOne on Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:42 pm

notyou2 wrote:Free pint of rum for all those that vote for Snorri, oh, and the best part is, we won't visit your house in the middle of the night, kick your door in and abduct you, IF, you vote for Snorri.


Um if you vote for me, I WILL come in and kick down your door, walk into your house, and tuck you into bed every night :mrgreen:
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby neanderpaul14 on Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:57 pm

TheForgivenOne wrote:
DAMN IT! Can i at least have Root Beer?



Only with positive ID.
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Re: ConquerClub General Election

Postby TheForgivenOne on Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:20 am

neanderpaul14 wrote:
TheForgivenOne wrote:
DAMN IT! Can i at least have Root Beer?



Only with positive ID.


Dang...i only have negative ID
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