announcing the new conquer club champion

[bender]

crikey diklarvae, it's alright, i wasn't having a go or anything, just amazed at how much time people have on their hands to get all pissed off about someone who's clearly just having a laugh. Or is he? Let's get really worked up about it and fight.

And i resent the implication about being lamont - i just joined cos i just found it, and from what i've read on this forum i don't think this lamont takes it seriously enough to open himself extra accounts to berate you guys for being weird.

Anyway, i might play some risk now )

[bender]

god damn it, wrong smiley



better

[lamont]

once again you are exposing your ignorance infront of the eyes of the world.

[lamont]

previous post aimed at dicklarvae not bender

bender - i think your well alright. sorry they think your me, just another example of how mental these guys really are. i wanted to express displeasure at the inplication as well but thought it might fuel their argument.
paranoid freak weirdos.
nice to see that not all people on here are super dicks, im also having a lovely chat with folks over in the periodic table forum, they are well mannered and light hearted.

did i mention im the risk world champion?
see you on the map.

[V.J.]

why did Bender and Lamont both write dicklarvae when the name is Dlakavi?hm.. maybe Administrator should see if it's a multi account

Or our Champ Lamont has no ideas for a bad joke of his own
or he is "slow" like he has showed us at that game he is playing.
My advice is that you take Standard style,not Freestyle because your brain can't cope with that

[lamont]

and you seem not to be able to deal with the concept that you are an inept fool.
i cant speak for bender (who wrote diklarvae), but i wrote dicklarvae because he is a dick larvae
i welcome the administrators investigation.
im not weird enough to generate multis.

[KoolBak]

Although it pains me (LOL!!!), in defense of Lament, his IP originates in England and the other new pilgrim is USA.....not possible to be a multi....

Now as to the ongoing slams involving female companionship, I just dont know......and before you hit me with another, I have been happily married for 19 years my friend!

Lament...I have 3 private singles games awaiting players.....would you like to join? I must admit I have a horrible self destructing desire to actually play you....;o)

PM me if you wish - Best!!

[KoolBak]

Allright! I got Lament in one of my games...cant wait to play you!!

[lamont]

i will crush you as i have so many others

[trestain]

lamont just looked at your first games and you have lost them all to some pretty average players.

I suggest you show some skills before you go shouting your mouth off or you are not going to earn any respect here.

anyway that was just my opinion not a dig, i am in KB's game so we shall see how good you really are.

good luck lamont you are going to need it this time you have some good players to give your points too

[Rogi]

i entered the risk world championships and won.
back when we used boards and that, not computers.
i was unbeaten untill i was defeated 2 games to 1 by deep blue, the same computer used against kasperov.

Not doing so well friend? Lost some games?
Perhaps you should try consulting your old adversary Deep Blue to help you out with the tactics....if he ain't too busy playing chess.
Don't blame us for having a laugh at ya it's just that you gave us so much to make fun of.... really mate enjoy your stay here. We're all good people here having some laughs. Who knows maybe you can make some friend's here....even meet a woman. A hint for next time....try taking out people and taking their cards....it's useful if you want to win a few games

[lamont]

get bent

[trestain]

get bent

the comeback of champions

[Kupo666]

lamont, you're not going to have a good time at this site like this. Unless you're willing to invest the effort in actually acting friendly, instead of just attacking anyone who ridicules you, you're not going to have any friends. I mean, what did you excpect would happen when you stated you were the world champion of Risk? Of course people will have doubts, and the unfortunate events following people stating these doubts has unfortunately permanently tarnished your name here. You could still cut your losses, but to do that, you're going to have to be a bit more polite, and shall have to prove that you are the world Risk champion by playing accordingly. (If, in fact, you are the champion)

[bender]

hello all

i realise i joined this rather late and am probably not best placed to offer insights but i'm going to anyway. Just reading through the posts, i get the feeling that lamont was taking the piss to start with and has continued the whole way through, although resorting to name calling and sexuality questioning recently. It's staggering to me that he seems to have convinced so many of you that he was risk champ 93 and he played against a chess computer and all the other weirdness he's spouting. I don't think he did anyway, but i didn't take it as a personal insult - i thought it was pretty funny. I will pit my wits against him soon.

and kupo - odd little avatar you have there by the way - i don;t think he was or wasn't trying to make friends, he was just pissing around. But nice of you to launch so wholeheartedly into the fray i thought. "permanently tarnished your name here"? Really?

Doberman dude - hello, nice to meet you - can't believe i only joined today and i've been the subject of a moderator investigation already! In the interests of full disclosure though, i live in London but work for an american bank so maybe that's why my IP came up as american.

Sorry this is such a long post, am really quite drunk and possibly got carried away. i don;t play risk very well but am goin to join a game tomorrow so go easy. Or don't. It's up to you really.

Go go risk guys

ps. i confess ot writing diklarvae, it's the way it sounded in my head and i forgot to back and check before i posted my post. Apologies Dlakavi and may i say what a thoroughly thoroughly strange picture you have.

[lamont]

ok here we go:

bender - i dont know where you came from or who you are but you've hit the nail on the head here mate.
these guys are mental aggressive, with no sence of humour, also they are gimps.
you are correct on every point you made.
bravisimo.

kupo:
who are you? why do you have an opinion on this? i refute the idea that to hold residence on a competitive gaming website i must first conform to your authoritarian demands and in addition, i have made a lot of freinds in other forums on this site where the users are not aggresive and do have a sence of humour.
and in answer to "you're not going to have a good time at this site like this. Unless you're willing to invest the effort in actually acting friendly," im having a whale of time thank you. so back off.

koolbak:
your alright mate, i think we understand each other. in so much as its just a laugh and were gonna continue to call eachother cocks in a jovial way.
correct me if im wrong

dick larvae:
i think you missed the point entirely, and have been repeatedly exposing yourself a an iummature idiot. happy to play along. lets call eachother names some more. ill start - idiot.

rogi:
again, i think your alright, and just having a laugh.

everyone else is a bit player in this magestical tapestry of lamont adoration and deserve no comment.

just ask your selves this guys.
why do you keep comming back? its because you adore me, and cant resist my fantastic charms and charisma.
if you want to suck me off, just let me know i have a window in my schedule at 5

peace out.
see you on the map

[Dlakavi]

The proof of your low intelligence is in game 110464, and will continue to show in your future games.

I never called you any names because i didnt have to, because lamont in albanian means impotent, i just pointed out that you are a liar.

You are a native english speaker, yet you cant spell english, that, and your childish insults prove that you are not older than 13.

Bye

[lamont]

i dont need to spell english correctly my exelence shines through

[tanar]

13 years happens to be exactly the difference between 1993 and today ... So, Dlakavi, we all know already that Lamont is older than that - maybe something like 30? - because he was there winning the championship in 1993, right ?

(the fact that he's possibly not winning some of his first games here is not any proof that he is lying, is it? )

Yes Lamont we adore you.

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[KoolBak]

Lament....damn, I'm still following you around! Bad Dog! Sit!! Stay!! You got it...I look forward to the completion of our game...

Tanar! Long time...are you avoiding me????

[lamont]

thank you tannar, nice to get some support.

thank you koolbak, our relationship grows with every post.
i still think dick larvae is a cock though, sorry if hes your mate.

[Kupo666]

Bah. It all comes down to personal opinion in the end anyway.

[Rogi]

thank you tannar, nice to get some support.

thank you koolbak, our relationship grows with every post.
i still think dick larvae is a cock though, sorry if hes your mate.

No, he's my mate.
I sincerely hope you improve on your gameplay cos you suck so far and that ain't no way for a champion to act like.
If you need some help ask dick larvae he's a great player.

[tanar]

No KoolBak I'm not... seems that you just haven't started or joined the right types of games for me to join lately
(sequential, never escalating, classic / space / crosswords map)

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[OnlyAmbrose]

Whether or not he is the 1993 world champion is up for debate I guess...

One thing's for sure though, he's an even bigger drama queen than Robinette! <3