Master Fenrir wrote:Me, too.
Frankly, I believe it is well within the scope of a clan leader's powers to forbid their players from playing with others. Since becoming a clan leader, I have taken it upon myself to guide my clansmen in their everyday activities, lest they ruin their lives because of their own foolishness. If I don't save them from themselves, who will? Here is a small sample of the rules that I impose upon the FOED members:1. Always eat a well-balanced breakfast. Cereals such as Lucky Charms and Count Chocula are bad for your teeth and are thus forbidden.
2. When getting dressed in the morning, please remember that you are forbidden from wearing a brown belt with black pants, white socks with black shoes, or a tie with a short-sleeved shirt. Good fashion sense is close to godliness.
3. Should you pass through a tollway on your way to work, be kind and pay the toll for the motorist behind you. As an exceptional drinker, we can assume there was much debauchery the previous night. Doing this creates karmic equilibrium.
4. You are forbidden from bringing your lunch to work. Spending ridiculous amounts of money on fastfood is the only way to rejuvenate the economy.
5. Always respect and promote diversity.
6. You are forbidden from playing with Duke.
7. Duke is forbidden from playing with "Duke." You'll go blind.
8. You are forbidden from mentioning your bad dice in the public game chat. Children in third world countries don't even have dice. Consider yourself fortunate to fail your teammates.
9. When addressing me in game chat or the forums, you are forbidden from calling me "Master." Such a thing may go to my head and cause me to abuse my powers as a clan leader.
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I almost peed myself
