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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby Ghost9626 on Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:43 pm

2009-10-17 18:59:10 - Mageplunka: husband and wife
2009-10-17 18:59:18 - Mageplunka: we only talk in the game though
2009-10-17 18:59:32 - Mageplunka: slick is my kid
2009-10-17 18:59:58 - Ghost9626: lol......................well you really have a family gamegoin' on here
2009-10-17 19:00:47 - Mageplunka: lol
2009-10-17 19:00:55 - clapper011: lmao
2009-10-17 19:01:11 - ultrafit: and i am his gay lover!!!
2009-10-17 19:01:18 - ultrafit: mage that is! haha
2009-10-17 19:01:18 - clapper011: mage wishes i were his wife...
2009-10-17 19:01:19 - Mageplunka: thats not the only thing u will do with that a of lmao
2009-10-17 19:01:31 - Ghost9626: O.O
2009-10-17 19:01:44 - Mageplunka: a pic of clapper is on ultras avatar...he is my uncle
2009-10-17 19:02:19 - Mageplunka: that was this summers day on the lake
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:19 am

e_i_pi wrote:All from the same game...

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Good funny propaganda, well worth reading all of it!
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:57 am

Game 5673636
God damn dirt road Iowan kid.


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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby Beckytheblondie on Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:24 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:Game 5673636
God damn dirt road Iowan kid.


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2011-11-07 14:19:50 - Beckytheblondie: Becky happened
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby the.killing.44 on Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:46 am

e_i_pi wrote:2008-02-27 01:41:27 - General Dogdinne: Bring nekid wamen and beer I will not cause bloodsheed. Unless you bring virgins.

Lolz.
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:23 pm

Here's one where I was the only talker.....I guess it was a quiet group

2009-04-01 16:03:39 - notyou2: hello all
2009-04-01 16:04:05 - notyou2: *salutes the captain*
2009-04-01 16:05:33 - notyou2: Captain sir, If I may. You better hope you don't lose because if you do, you lose to a private sir. Hope you don't mind my saying that sir. Yes I'll go peel potatos now sir.
2009-04-01 16:22:31 - notyou2: I note you attacked my lands Captain sir. Did I say something wrong sir?
2009-04-01 21:18:20 - notyou2: quiet bunch
2009-04-01 21:19:44 - notyou2: chukchuk....you took Afghanistan, you'll never be able to subdue it......everyone's tried.....its losing battle
2009-04-01 21:42:08 - notyou2: think the Cap'n is on a killing spree
2009-04-01 21:46:06 - notyou2: i think the cat has all your tongues
2009-04-01 21:46:57 - notyou2: yer up coach
2009-04-01 21:47:13 - notyou2: sho em the old razzle dazle
2009-04-01 21:47:56 - notyou2: perhaps I'm the only one that speaks English
2009-04-01 22:40:24 - notyou2: parlez vous francais?
2009-04-01 22:40:52 - notyou2: speken zie Deutch?
2009-04-02 23:01:24 - chukchuk: hahahaha all english here. the cpt. has been very weakened.
2009-04-03 09:15:16 - notyou2: Cap'n sir, perhaps if you could commission me and make me an officer, I could help you out.
2009-04-03 09:15:50 - notyou2: Whattaya mean ya can't make me an office??? Not even a Second Lietenant???
2009-04-03 09:16:35 - notyou2: Well this private is savin' his own skin then.
2009-04-03 09:22:29 - notyou2: yer up chuk
2009-04-03 09:22:37 - notyou2: lol
2009-04-06 20:23:03 - notyou2: You people make too much noise....its hard to concentrate with all the hoopla..........
2009-04-07 09:59:22 - notyou2: not even a giggle at the "up chuk" line.....you people have no sense of humour
2009-04-14 08:58:25 - notyou2: Well played Medic
2009-04-15 11:46:31 - notyou2: Congrats
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:32 am

Haha, at least ya kept the atmosphere cheerful. Those quiet games are a drag.
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby notyou2 on Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:37 pm

e_i_pi wrote:The dross before and after this tirade has been snipped. I was laughing so hard at this guy all game, most fun I've had on CC I reckon...

2008-08-02 13:21:05 - Statecraft: I've read about how the dice are created using this mathematical computation.
2008-08-02 13:22:12 - e_i_pi: Where have you read this?
2008-08-02 13:24:22 - Statecraft: On one of the headings - or in the email file.
2008-08-02 13:30:09 - Statecraft: I will tell you what I think about this site though and I am new. I think these guys who run it are geeky liberals and they intfer in the games of Christians like me by manipulating the dice and preventing army transfers. I believe they are evil.
2008-08-02 13:31:59 - e_i_pi: hmm I'm not so sure
2008-08-02 13:34:38 - Statecraft: Look what happened a few moves ago - I had a cash in and had 10 armies versus your 2 and I lost 9 and you 0. Only a liberal behind the scenes could have inflicted such chaos.
2008-08-02 13:35:05 - e_i_pi: You have been attacking down to the last man every time, and I have been leaving 2s and 3s around, which defend way better than singles
2008-08-02 13:36:27 - Statecraft: Do not lecture me. First, I have not done that. I stop attacking and it keeps attacking. Then when I try and fortify, it ends my turn. Are you a liberal too?
2008-08-02 13:37:48 - e_i_pi: apparently I am
2008-08-02 13:38:49 - Statecraft: Well, I hope you know you ruined my entire weekend. Satan will get you for this!
2008-08-02 13:39:12 - e_i_pi: No... Satan will get me for this...
...I hem him into one territory with 20+ armies on every border...
2008-08-02 13:39:49 - Statecraft: You prophesied correctly - Satan will get you.
2008-08-02 13:41:59 - Statecraft: Look at your epigrammtic style of play. You have a won game and you keep fiddling around like some liberal without a job. You are pedition at its finest!
2008-08-02 13:44:06 - e_i_pi: Recant your anti-liberal diatribe, and I'll let you die
2008-08-02 13:47:17 - Statecraft: So you are a smelly person who's voting for Obama the slouch - you probably walk like him, shoulders slumped, jaw thrusted out, lips unpeeled - you poor fool.
2008-08-02 13:47:45 - e_i_pi: For that... you get one more round of misery



THATS FUNNY =D>
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby hahaha3hahaha on Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:56 pm

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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby Supermarioluigi on Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:14 am

Well, I thought this was slightly funny.

Basically, they started arguing and I ended up walking all over them. (after two ended up deadbeating; one early and one when victory for me was secured)


2009-09-01 05:31:07 - alfa 111: hi all and good luck!
2009-09-04 03:12:11 - alfa 111: blue why didnt you just take redlynch???
2009-09-10 03:17:19 - alfa 111: i think we need to slow down green
2009-09-13 10:27:27 - SnowDove: ya so yellow can wipe you out
2009-09-14 13:21:49 - alfa 111: no look at your position to mine if yellow took me out that would be stupid. its you that needs to be slowed down!
2009-09-14 16:54:05 - SnowDove: i mean through out the game.. once he gets to you your done... in this game sometimes you have to let some guys build up to attack other strong players wile u lay low.. i dont know why im teaching you this you should know
2009-09-14 16:54:36 - SnowDove: not like it matters now.. pink just did us all a favour.. thank you pink
2009-09-17 11:05:45 - alfa 111: so do you want a truce green?
2009-09-18 16:22:16 - SnowDove: haha.. i hate truce... i dont know why people play with "truce".. i think its a coward move and should be banned in all games
2009-09-20 08:08:06 - alfa 111: no when you truce it could be to let someone have somewhere when other people are starting to win the game or you dont have nothing
2009-09-20 09:29:30 - SnowDove: If you have nothing its becuase someone has either out smarted you or randomly wanted to keep you from having a chance.. either way you should take your loss and not complain about truce.
2009-09-20 09:31:30 - SnowDove: when u let someone take somewhere becusae it would help you in the game take out someone stronger.. thats not a tuce.. thats playing with strategy.. and thats what this game should be about.. strategy, not making truce
2009-09-20 09:32:53 - SnowDove: and pink,, you are doing one hell of a job up there!
2009-09-21 09:57:59 - alfa 111: a truce MEANS that you dont attack the person your TRUCING with, and i am not complaining you are. plus the real reson you truce is because other people are getting strong so you turce which means thats one less boarder you have to deal with.
2009-09-21 09:58:41 - alfa 111: like when i said turce. if you said yes you wouldnt have to worry about my boarder and you could use those spear troops to take somewhere else
2009-09-22 21:13:20 - ockhamsrazor: truce orangeade? YOu can take the redlynch and I'll take the circular pond thing. Any more fighting between the two of us and green will win this
2009-09-23 16:08:21 - SnowDove: im no where near taking this game
2009-09-23 16:08:25 - SnowDove: the game just stated
2009-09-23 16:08:31 - SnowDove: started*
2009-09-24 02:59:06 - alfa 111: greeb you have loads of places
2009-09-28 19:22:42 - SnowDove: why me teal?
2009-09-28 19:22:46 - SnowDove: i have no power
2009-09-29 22:46:38 - orangeade: do you even think people believe your lies?
2009-09-29 22:46:44 - orangeade: they're so rampant
2009-09-30 17:24:24 - SnowDove: looks like u have a truce going on to
2009-09-30 17:24:41 - SnowDove: it looks like ill have to re think my stategy
2009-10-01 22:22:58 - orangeade: ??
2009-10-02 17:21:23 - SnowDove: you are killing us both teal
2009-10-02 21:24:35 - orangeade: you ran your stack into mine
2009-10-02 21:24:59 - orangeade: dont be a hypocrite
2009-10-02 21:25:23 - orangeade: and dont say that after you attack me 3 turns in a row
2009-10-02 21:26:54 - orangeade: 4 actually
2009-10-02 21:27:09 - orangeade: try attacking someone else before you whine like a baby
2009-10-02 21:27:37 - orangeade: as if it meant anything anyway; and you're now anywayclearly lying
2009-10-03 19:56:21 - SnowDove: your a loser teal who cant remember the game... i took your bonus away cause you took mine.. i kept to my self all game and just played a little deffense.. well except againts red.. i kinda screwed him over and it will come back to haunt me..
2009-10-03 19:56:27 - SnowDove: and i attacked yellow
2009-10-03 19:57:22 - SnowDove: i never took anything from you that wasnt already mine tell last turn.. if you dont know how to think stategy i feel sorry for u teal
2009-10-03 21:53:52 - orangeade: youre a jerk who doesnt listen
2009-10-03 21:54:03 - orangeade: i didnt say aything like that
2009-10-03 21:54:20 - orangeade: i just responded to your dumbass statement that i am killing you, which you said while you attacked me
2009-10-03 21:54:22 - orangeade: thats all
2009-10-03 21:54:31 - orangeade: i just responded, and now youre flying off the deep end
2009-10-03 21:54:50 - orangeade: nothing is "yours" thats just igorant, and clearly youre an egomaniac-youve been crying and blabbing all game
2009-10-03 21:54:52 - orangeade: no one cares
2009-10-03 21:55:41 - orangeade: you need to worry about red and yellow fool
2009-10-03 21:55:55 - orangeade: your silly words mean very little
2009-10-03 21:56:07 - orangeade: continue whining if you want, but no one will be listening
2009-10-04 12:43:46 - SnowDove: you must be a little boy
2009-10-04 19:22:09 - orangeade: zing!
2009-10-05 04:32:09 - alfa 111: teal how old are you?
2009-10-05 04:32:23 - alfa 111: its not sarcastic or anything i just wondered
2009-10-06 17:18:01 - Supermarioluigi: and while you two were arguing, I walk all over you
2009-10-06 17:23:47 - orangeade: yay!
2009-10-06 17:24:01 - orangeade: i said you were strong turns ago
2009-10-06 17:24:08 - orangeade: it snot like arguing while playing baseball
2009-10-06 17:24:08 - orangeade: haha
2009-10-06 17:24:24 - orangeade: different multitasking
2009-10-08 18:46:51 - SnowDove: yes but red will win this one
2009-10-08 18:47:00 - SnowDove: i think so at least
2009-10-08 18:47:24 - SnowDove: yellow isnt thinking before he attacks and teal has no strategy
2009-10-08 18:47:45 - SnowDove: but then again.. what do i know... you guys kicked my ass lol
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby slowreactor on Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:41 pm

Game 5735856

2009-10-18 09:11:31 - slowreactor [team]: JESUS CHRIST MY DIC
2009-10-21 12:48:14 - nemrehs1 [team]: your DIC?
2009-10-21 19:09:20 - Pixar [team]: u have what in your mouth?
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby jefjef on Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:41 am

2009-10-10 13:05:52 - ronc8649 [team]: megas? why are your territories down to 1 apiece? never ever ever ever ever ever hit a 3-2 unless it is in an emergency
2009-10-12 09:45:21 - MegasWoman [team]: oh no i didnt attack out-trust me
2009-10-18 20:46:49 - Phatscotty: nice dice pink!
2009-10-20 22:50:44 - jefjef: its all strategy red!
2009-10-21 03:56:28 - Expetrapaorpo: c'mon, pink, even you don't believe that. at the end is always the dice. i also admit that.
2009-10-21 04:27:21 - ronc8649 [team]: hey silver, if you arent going to fort? then kill me off in aussie? wtf?
2009-10-21 04:27:43 - ronc8649 [team]: or attack your way out of there? come on? no fort?
2009-10-21 04:50:45 - jammyjames: we all admit that, strategy helps but the dice are the rulers in the end
2009-10-21 22:06:50 - MegasWoman [team]: hey teal look at the game log and if you have suggestions, offer them-but if you want to be an azzhole then i just ignore you
2009-10-21 22:17:51 - jefjef: bull shit. strategy always overcome these "random" CC dice. Of course it's the flippin dice.
2009-10-21 22:19:43 - Phatscotty: tee he
2009-10-21 22:20:13 - jefjef: yep.. I had failed strategy that round.
2009-10-22 16:39:11 - ronc8649 [team]: you dont listen to shit anyways. here, i will help you out, FOED! if you ever want to join a game against me, let me know, i will take you off. i like easy fucking points
2009-10-22 21:36:58 - MegasWoman [team]: *yawn* whatever-go back to your video games-i dont give a chit what you do
2009-10-22 21:37:41 - MegasWoman [team]: then i give it to you and you dont take it...gawd you're a jerk
2009-10-22 21:58:12 - jefjef [team]: Hi every one! looks like hugs & kisses between you all..
2009-10-22 21:59:42 - jefjef: gg team 1. stuff those dice up your ass
2009-10-23 03:12:00 - Expetrapaorpo: most inspiring words I ever heard in cc, jefjef
2009-10-23 19:33:27 - MegasWoman [team]: lol uh huh
2009-10-24 01:12:49 - jefjef: haha. got more if ya really wanna hear em.. GG
2009-10-29 11:39:36 - jammyjames: gg team 2 well played
2009-10-31 01:29:13 - jefjef: Bull shit james. We played like 4 coltons
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby jefjef on Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:20 am

2009-10-21 14:51:52 - Nola_Lifer [team]: ok jefjef deploy on dundarave and fort those two men there so tammer can take that bonus

2009-10-21 17:04:48 - jefjef [team]: fuch off. I walk my own path. up yours too ball

2009-10-21 19:15:59 - Nola_Lifer [team]: i dont know what a fuch is
2009-10-21 19:16:04 - Nola_Lifer [team]: is it some kind of bird

2009-10-22 09:53:54 - BigBallinStalin [team]: fuch is some troll language, nevermind the babbling barbarian bitch
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby Beckytheblondie on Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:50 am

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2011-11-07 14:19:50 - Beckytheblondie: Becky happened
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby Nola_Lifer on Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:56 am

009-10-28 04:26:40 - Nola_Lifer [team]: ok on my turn, we punch into soomeone and end their life, just gotta be careful about pink's 6 coming form tte norht and fuckin us up
2009-10-28 21:16:44 - BigBallinStalin [team]: or we can let them in and then you counterattack
2009-10-29 20:14:03 - Nola_Lifer [team]: let em come get us
2009-10-29 20:17:41 - Nola_Lifer [team]: why not
2009-10-29 20:17:52 - Nola_Lifer [team]: or until we start seeing someone getting a bonus
2009-10-29 20:17:59 - Nola_Lifer [team]: then we know who is where
2009-11-01 00:05:59 - Nola_Lifer [team]: watch for cyan
2009-11-01 00:07:11 - Nola_Lifer [team]: build in carigos than bham we butt f*ck em
2009-11-01 13:38:21 - BigBallinStalin [team]: lol butt f*ck em,
2009-11-01 13:38:48 - BigBallinStalin [team]: we should hit team 3 first, they play smarter
2009-11-01 14:50:57 - Nola_Lifer [team]: we got to figure out where they are first my friend
2009-11-01 14:51:06 - Nola_Lifer [team]: if they want to let us build we build
2009-11-03 04:21:27 - BigBallinStalin [team]: if they stop attacking eaach other, that should be our cue
2009-11-03 04:21:43 - BigBallinStalin [team]: we should run out to the west, that way, there's only one avenue for them to easily come in
2009-11-04 02:05:16 - Nola_Lifer [team]: lol
2009-11-04 02:05:22 - Nola_Lifer [team]: let them kill each other
2009-11-04 02:09:24 - Nola_Lifer [team]: ok so they both have the 3 +2 bonus above us
2009-11-04 02:10:54 - Nola_Lifer [team]: so i say on yo ur turn smack the f*ck out of these dudes
2009-11-04 12:58:07 - BigBallinStalin: Cut ya up like Edward Scissorhands, you know the plan, I'm the motherfuckin man!
2009-11-04 12:58:11 - BigBallinStalin [team]: there, that'll scare em
2009-11-05 00:04:55 - Nola_Lifer: gg fellas
2009-11-05 00:53:37 - Nola_Lifer: snip, snip, by the way
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:41 am

2009-10-24 01:12:49 - jefjef: haha. got more if ya really wanna hear em.. GG
2009-10-29 11:39:36 - jammyjames: gg team 2 well played
2009-10-31 01:29:13 - jefjef: Bull shit james. We played like 4 coltons


Quit playing like colton in our trips and quad games, you're "fuching" it all up, ya fuchtard.




Bruh is sheep? That's funny too.


And e_P_ie (mispel, soryz) was drunk in that game? that was hilarious.
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby HollyElizabeth on Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:50 am

2009-10-28 18:45:53 - Ryall55: u missed a bit on that last plate, go scrub :)
2009-10-28 18:47:35 - HollyElizabeth: bite me...right here... *points to ass* ;)
2009-10-28 18:49:15 - Ryall55: dont point your ass to me :P Have u seen the name of mine and stahr's clan, u might want to turn around or get fisted
2009-10-28 18:50:02 - HollyElizabeth: haha. im not pointing my ass to you...im pointing AT my ass. ;)
2009-10-28 18:50:16 - HollyElizabeth: and id rather not have a fist up my ass thanks.
2009-10-28 18:51:29 - Ryall55: lol.................... r u sure, we never know what these people on the other end of the internet really feel about demonic sexual desires.....
2009-10-28 18:51:53 - HollyElizabeth: im QUITE sure.
2009-10-28 18:52:13 - HollyElizabeth: i may like it from behind...but i def dont like fists down there... ;)
2009-10-28 18:53:14 - stahrgazer: Ryall can probably accomodate the front instead
2009-10-28 18:53:47 - Ryall55: good, because we left our gloves in the clan forum, and u like it from behind 'raises eyebrow' sure you not meant to post that online..... :P


By far my fave of all my game chats. I laugh every time i read it. :P
RIP Sunshine </3 You are missed more than you know.
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby Ghost9626 on Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:03 pm

Here's mine! :D

2009-11-08 19:33:50 - just surrender: good luck everyone
2009-11-08 21:43:51 - JJ41375: GL Everybody.
2009-11-09 20:34:20 - El Guapo: gl
2009-11-13 14:48:55 - just surrender: that was a dumb move to put a number next to mine green, way to take us out of the game..
2009-11-14 03:21:31 - safariguy5: do you understand how to play esc. teal? Bonuses don't matter, it's all about taking easy 1 territs to get cards
2009-11-14 03:22:08 - safariguy5: i guarantee you, nobody who knows how to play esc uses the bonus play
2009-11-14 03:22:20 - safariguy5: never heard of esc. juggernaut?
2009-11-14 03:29:05 - just surrender: ever heard of, i dont care what your talking about, ever heard of, you put a number next to mine, i'm going to attack it
2009-11-14 13:49:04 - safariguy5: ok, i know you're not s a scrub teal, here's how you play esc
2009-11-14 13:49:14 - safariguy5: bonuses are not worth going for
2009-11-14 13:49:28 - safariguy5: u build up 2-4 territories of large stacks
2009-11-14 13:49:47 - safariguy5: and take territories that have 1 troop on them for cards
2009-11-14 13:49:58 - safariguy5: once the cashes get into like 25-30
2009-11-14 13:50:19 - safariguy5: you time your cash to eliminate someone, recah mid turn, eliminate someone else
2009-11-14 13:50:26 - safariguy5: and keep going
2009-11-14 13:50:35 - safariguy5: done right, you'll kill everyone in one turn
2009-11-14 13:52:50 - safariguy5: i guarantee you, I wasn't going to attack you with my 11 stack or whatever that was
2009-11-14 13:52:59 - safariguy5: we were gonna trade the 1 territory
2009-11-14 15:00:56 - just surrender: your strategy fails, we have about same win % and i have played 1k more games then you. so here is something to think about. tell me you wanna trade, or lose your number
2009-11-15 03:44:28 - safariguy5: its what they teach in SoC teal, it's a common strategy
2009-11-15 03:46:31 - safariguy5: ask anyone in the strategy forum, that's how you play esc. games
2009-11-15 04:02:10 - safariguy5: viewtopic.php?f=341&t=77711
2009-11-15 04:06:28 - safariguy5: i used to think as you do teal, it's natural
2009-11-15 04:06:30 - safariguy5: http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=5758762
2009-11-15 04:06:46 - safariguy5: they straightened me out well
2009-11-15 04:25:20 - safariguy5: look teal, i'm not insulting your intelligence or your ability, I'm just saying that this is how most people play, if you think that that needs to be stated, then I will if we ever play public esc. again
2009-11-15 04:26:05 - safariguy5: it's just that I've usually not had to in all the esc. games i've played
2009-11-15 04:27:17 - safariguy5: so i apologize if you feel that way, I assumed that was common knowledge
2009-11-15 04:27:52 - safariguy5: and that people wouldn't needlessly attack large stacks when I clearly was in no way attempting to threaten them
2009-11-15 13:21:27 - just surrender: i didn't read all that you just typed because i don't care. play 1k more games, then talk to me and i'll read it
2009-11-15 17:56:58 - El Guapo: lol

truthfully i'm with green in that game chat!
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby safariguy5 on Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:32 pm

Thank you! I'm not even mad with that guy. He wants to use experience in games as an excuse? That's just a piss poor cowardly reason for not understanding esc games. If you don't know how to play, and i try to help you, that's beyond infuriating. I pity the guy, I truly do.

Special thanks to HA and the other guys I played in that speed game, I really owe you one. If you guys hadn't given me the crash course and I hadn't Listened that could have been me acting the noob.
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby Ghost9626 on Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:27 pm

don't worry.......you don't owe me one cause i don't need a return but all i needed was a thank you...
yellow should of been more smart but i recomend him to ths SoC...
figured people would like things like that chat on this forum...well enough of my talking.........
thx anyway

p.s.wish there were more people like you and me to be smart like that but......not everyone knows the stratagy... ;)
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby Incandenza on Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:36 pm

This was some good stuff, herp's a funny fucking bastard.

2009-04-06 17:29:07 - King_Herpes: See that guys, take note. That's how you roll some assualt cubes.
2009-04-06 18:15:09 - Incandenza: we'll bear that in mind, gepetto... ;)
2009-04-06 19:38:59 - King_Herpes: We like to look at it as Quarterbacking because there is no strings involved :P
2009-04-06 20:05:27 - Incandenza: well, just make sure you're wearing all the proper equipment, I'd hate for the poor cook to end up with bumps in a delicate place :P
2009-04-06 20:08:03 - King_Herpes: No you miss understood me. He's Quarterbacking me! {]:^)*
2009-04-06 20:08:24 - King_Herpes: miss understood like she's not yet married....
2009-04-06 20:52:00 - Incandenza: that's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares
2009-04-06 20:56:20 - King_Herpes: They call me Moby Dick 'cause it's 100 years old, white, and colossal!
2009-04-06 20:58:22 - Incandenza: and covered in barnacles.... and smelling strongly of krill... lol
2009-04-06 20:58:57 - King_Herpes: well, I prefer to leave that part out
2009-04-06 20:59:38 - Incandenza: as well you should leave it out, not a lot of call on craigslist for barnacles these days
2009-04-07 04:32:08 - hatchman: best game chat I've read in a while
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby mgconstruction on Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:41 pm

2009-08-24 18:14:02 - mgconstruction: gl everyone\
2009-08-29 01:22:23 - imcjb: blue you tard, why grind against each other so early.
2009-08-29 10:26:54 - mgconstruction: Sorry red, im like a bull. I see that color & I just want to attack attack attack . <Giving Red a "Tard" look>
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby Beckytheblondie on Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:10 am

Just saw this one in Game 6617081:

2010-03-12 12:25:38 - archipl: good luck
2010-03-12 13:39:40 - jox77: sorry im at the office
2010-03-12 13:44:05 - liam38: can u get me a job?
2010-03-12 13:48:34 - archipl: gg
2010-03-12 13:48:48 - liam38: gg
2011-11-07 14:19:43 - StinknLincoln: whoa, what happened?
2011-11-07 14:19:50 - Beckytheblondie: Becky happened
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby AAFitz on Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:23 am

2006-12-05 19:00:53 - AAFitz [team]: thx for the game
2006-12-06 20:34:39 - Ka-Zethica: go Kayla and Lack!!
2006-12-09 12:09:17 - lackattack: we're beat :-(
2006-12-09 12:09:54 - lackattack: it really is a rush to s.am and oceania, these doubles classic games, eh?
2006-12-09 19:32:13 - cdmilliner: then I should take time to chat before the game is over...
2006-12-09 19:32:42 - AAFitz: yeah, i play 30 of these at a time, adjacent makes it tricky, but escalating is a dice shootout...
2006-12-09 19:35:06 - cdmilliner: I don't know what aafitz offered to get you into a game.... but what I am wondering is what I can offer to get you to crash the site for a few days... or maybe just disable his account so we can get some quality non-cc time together!
2006-12-09 19:38:46 - AAFitz: gg kayla
2006-12-09 19:40:39 - cdmilliner: sorry kayla - gg!
2006-12-10 15:02:20 - lackattack: my trick is to keep to 4 games or less ;-)
2006-12-10 15:04:48 - cdmilliner: if only that would work in his case! thanks for the game at any rate - i enjoy playing even if he does play too much!!!
2006-12-10 15:15:24 - AAFitz: too cheap to buy the premium?
2006-12-10 18:13:40 - lackattack: thanks for the game, everyone
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Re: What's your funniest game chat?

Postby #1_stunna on Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:49 pm

2010-04-28 16:43:59 - KraphtOne: shut the f*ck up with that kenny
2010-04-28 16:44:05 - #1_stunna: lmao
2010-04-28 16:44:06 - KraphtOne: "thought it was assassin"
2010-04-28 16:44:30 - kennys777: I mean when I joined, not when I took my turn
2010-04-28 16:44:48 - kennys777: chill out bro, just a game
2010-04-28 16:44:54 - kennys777: keep ur nickel
2010-04-28 16:44:54 - #1_stunna: lol
2010-04-28 16:45:14 - kennys777: gonna need it when u need to make a phone call from jail cuz of ur anger issues
2010-04-28 16:45:19 - kennys777: they have classes for that
2010-04-28 16:45:28 - kennys777: even made a movie about it
12:17:31 ‹Pixar› im gonna be fappin to that all night long
10:59:12 ‹rhp 1› holy hell... that did it.. I pissed myself
15:15:52 ‹Ace Rimmer› Sackett58, I think I may get some action this weekend
15:16:05 ‹Sackett58› Right hand or left Ace?
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