announcing the new conquer club champion

[tals]

And show some respect for the inventor of Risk, Rogi, and his deceased wife Risk!!!

Without him and his ball/eye throwing friends who did it in his wife's memory you wouldn't have a game to play today!

Damn for a second you had me suckered in

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Lamorisse

[Dlakavi]

And show some respect for the inventor of Risk, Rogi, and his deceased wife Risk!!!

Without him and his ball/eye throwing friends who did it in his wife's memory you wouldn't have a game to play today!

Damn for a second you had me suckered in

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Lamorisse

lol

You really believed

Please greet me....I am the one who invented RISK. Yes....you see i was working in Antartica back in 1875 with my friends and we didnt have anything to do so we decided to invent a game....I was the one who came up with the idea and called it RISK after my biggest love who died of hunger.

[Blitzaholic]

You are champion on conquer club once you pass 3500 in points!

It is wiser to come on this site here and not TELL players how good you are, but SHOW them, this gains much respect.

If you truly are as you say you are then your PLAY will speak for itself, not your WORDS and you will be a General soon. good luck mate.

cheers and happy holidays to all.

p.s. risk champions do not generally play freestyle either, in 1993 there was no freestyle to risk, so just stick with what got you champion in the past and you should be General soon, and if you do not make it, you will have many doubters that will not believe you, but once you show them, some will begin to believe.

[tals]

And show some respect for the inventor of Risk, Rogi, and his deceased wife Risk!!!

Without him and his ball/eye throwing friends who did it in his wife's memory you wouldn't have a game to play today!

Damn for a second you had me suckered in

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Lamorisse

lol

You really believed

Please greet me....I am the one who invented RISK. Yes....you see i was working in Antartica back in 1875 with my friends and we didnt have anything to do so we decided to invent a game....I was the one who came up with the idea and called it RISK after my biggest love who died of hunger.

No I didn't see all the guff that Rogi had posted - just your post. My link was more interesting though

Tals

[Dlakavi]

His posts are 100 times funnier.

Try to read the whole thread and you will see what i mean

[lamont]

Albert Lamorisse - lamont
do the math slow punks.
when your as good as me you get the luxuary of both showing and telling.

[RobinJ]

do the math slow punks.
when your as good as me you get the luxuary of both showing and telling.

Show first. We take no shit from anybody on this site and i'm just a lowly lieutenant.

[lamont]

well maybe its time you stoped taking shit.
rise up, be heard, boast your prowess on the feild of combat.
"im just a lowly lieutenant" sounds like the words of an oppressed man.
unfetter yourself, become free, under my rule you would not be a disgruntled serf, but a powerful magestical beast, sexy and furious.
capable of beating its heavy wings to fan the putrid fires of destruction.
hail the valkarie, hail the grey sky, hail the people of the hyperbolic plane, and the alyssians.

[KoolBak]

By the gods you're annoying.

Incre Ignore.

[lamont]

and yet you keep reading my posts, and... responding.
hmmmm
i think someone fancies me.
you were the kind of boy that hit girls for attention at school wernt you.

[qeee1]

*laughs at lamont*

as good as you are is not very good apparently.

[KoolBak]

LOL! Hit "on" them fer sher Lament....

It must be the catholic college training

....must......read.......pain.....good.....hurts....soooo....bad......

[RobinJ]

you tell him Koolbak

[lamont]

yeah koolbak you tell him

[Rogi]

Damn for a second you had me suckered in

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Lamorisse[/quote]
Tals

A small explanation is in order....One of the people who stayed with me and my friends in the russian base on antartica was Jean-Pierre Lamorisse a well known arheologist of that time. We were wondering what the hell was he doing on antartica....he was all freezed up when we found him under a swarm of penguines but he explained to us later when he got to himself (although we had to cut both of his legs cos of bite frost he managed to survive) he was doing some research for the french archeological academy about the breeding of penguines and how male penguines warm the eggs and not the females as supposed so. To cut the long story short.....when we shipped his ass back to france via FEDex I gave him my idea of RISK on a piece of paper ...later i found out he married some scotish pole dancer and his son "invented" a board playing game....must say I was a bit dissapointed..

[lamont]

he always was a dirty theif, never trust a french man,
unless your trusting them to steal from you.

[Rogi]

Probably stole your mom as well
Whod marry a guy with no legs in a FEDex box?
Hey but why are you complaining Albert Lamorisse aka Lamont? You sure got of well...mister inventer and world champion....

[lamont]

hey i never claimed i invented risk,
he was my father.

[Rogi]

Right, my mistake.
Got carryed away by old memories so i've mistaken you by your father...old man's mind....doesn't work that well anymore.
But i can still kick your ass.
Just like I cut of your dad's legs....lol..

[Dlakavi]

OMG mister world champ, light blue has 1 army and 4 cards, its your turn, you have a teritorry with 3 armies next to him do not deploy there and do not try to go for the kill.

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=110464#gmtop

Man youre all talk and no show.

Albert Lamorisse - lamont
do the math slow punks.
when your as good as me you get the luxuary of both showing and telling.

At least now we know you play on the level of your sence of humor and riddle making

[lamont]

wow your weird.
have you ever had a "girlfriend"
do you kow what one is?
might do you some good to get one.
it'll make you a little less tense, then you wouldnt have to define your charecter by your prowess at an online game.
a good idea would be to "chill the f*ck out"

[Dlakavi]

touched a nerve?



LMAO

i see you on the map.

MAP number 110464 hehehe

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=110464#gmtop

[lamont]

you should know by now i dont have any nerves.
or regard for your comments and behavior.
its just your a little boring is all.
and i think you could do with building your charecter a little, thought that suggesting meeting a woman might be a good way to encourage a little charecter development for you.
grow as a person an all that.
its natural that you should react with denial when i raise a sensitive issue for you, denial and projection are common symptons of someone who feels unfullfilled.
so again i suggest, meet some women.
just because that ginger haired girl upset you as a child and told the whole class you had a small weiner dosnt mean you need to renage their sex for ever.
give it a try.
happy to help.
L

[bender]

Whoa guys

This has all gone a bit mental hasn't it? Surely there's more to life than Risk and name-calling on Risk forums...

No?

[Dlakavi]

Look, the point is if this guy posted his first post and said:
"Hello, im new, i dont know how to play very well, nice to meet you" everyone would be very helpful and supportive, but he wrote

Lamont.
tremble before me.

and

"Im the world champion, bla bla".


I didnt mind at all because it was obvious that he was kidding when his friend mistkrap corroborated his story

I was there, its true about beating the computer, however, he actually lost in the final in 93 but was awarded the trophy because his opponent was disqualified and disgraced after found to be using loaded dice.

It was mistkraps first post here and no games played.

But when he started bullshiting too much we looked at his games in which he took this move:

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=110464#gmtop
proving that he is lying about who he is.

By the way lamont, you know it is not permitted to open new accounts just to post in the forum(bender, mistkrap)