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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Natewolfman on Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:25 pm

48: join a group of forum regulars that whine and complain everytime ANYTHING changes on CC... it may not help your game, but people will stop looking at the rank ;)
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:01 pm

49: Get premium. (Seriously, I just went from cadet to coporal since getting premium.)
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby owenshooter on Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:30 am

Natewolfman wrote:48: join a group of forum regulars that whine and complain everytime ANYTHING changes on CC... it may not help your game, but people will stop looking at the rank ;)


50. join nates 8 clan challenge thingo majig that still hasn't happened, it may not get you points, but you wont' lose any either!!!
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby kerntheconkerer on Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:15 pm

51.
Don't suicide!
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby nagerous on Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:20 pm

52. Play freestyle and don't sleep.
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby owenshooter on Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:46 pm

53. learn how to play freestyle in your sleep.
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Robinette on Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:28 pm

54. THINK before you CLICK.
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Timminz on Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:36 pm

Robinette wrote:54. THINK before you CLICK.


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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby drake_259 on Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:41 pm

55. make a deal with the devil
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby nagerous on Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:02 pm

56. don't take turns hungover (an important one, I would still be major if it wasn't for this)
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Fruitcake on Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:52 pm

nagerous wrote:56. don't take turns hungover (an important one, I would still be major if it wasn't for this)


Stop making excuses nag.
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Robinette on Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:36 pm

Fruitcake wrote:
nagerous wrote:56. don't take turns hungover (an important one, I would still be major if it wasn't for this)


Stop making excuses nag.



57. Remember, THERE ARE NO EXCUSES

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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby owenshooter on Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:44 pm

58. don't spend all your times looking up pics to post in the GD...
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Robinette on Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:51 pm

owenshooter wrote:58. don't spend all your times looking up pics to post in the GD...

heheeeeee... that's funny...

*hunts through a big stack of pics*
AH HA! Here's the one I was looking for!



59. Avoid early conflict with noobs in games

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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby drake_259 on Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:25 pm

im kinda surprise this hasn't been moved to the forum games thread
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby owenshooter on Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:54 pm

drake_259 wrote:im kinda surprise this hasn't been moved to the forum games thread


60. never be "surprised" by your opponents moves...
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Vace Cooper on Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:44 pm

61. Never underestimate a clown.
or wait... do you already have that one?
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Sentinel XIV on Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:36 am

62. Take 100% of your turns.
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby theconquerer1995 on Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:11 pm

Stop wasting time talking about how to win and actually go and do it!!
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby nagerous on Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:34 am

63. Play with team-mates who don't act like complete TARDS even when they are higher rank than you... (more excuses ;))
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby InkL0sed on Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:54 am

64. Play me as my 600 point slide becomes 700.
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby The Neon Peon on Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:35 pm

65. Download diceassist.exe

The demo version can be found (here)
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Sentinel XIV on Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:08 am

666. Sell your soul to Satan.
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby owenshooter on Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:19 am

67. chocolate. lots of chocolate...-6cd
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Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby drake_259 on Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:38 am

68. call up jack the ripper too sort out your enemy
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