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Re: Is this now a clan phenomenon?

Postby freakns on Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:11 pm

Lindax wrote:Why don't y'all do what this site is for and join my speed games? :mrgreen:

Lx

no!
this is one of the best days since i got back! im laughing like crazy here, my girl is looking at me and thinking has time for her to call psychiatric help finally arrived :D

dan said it perfectly :D
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Re: Is this now a clan phenomenon?

Postby danryan on Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:11 pm

Lindax wrote:Why don't y'all do what this site is for and join my speed games? :mrgreen:

Lx


I did, now if the rest of these posters would we'd have a good lineup.
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Re: Is this now a clan phenomenon?

Postby drunkmonkey on Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:11 pm

I think we're getting off topic here. I don't care who started it. Can you go ahead and edit the first post & title now that we know the truth - not only did we not invite Cha, but your own teammate did?
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Re: Is this now a clan phenomenon?

Postby trapyoung on Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:15 pm

drunkmonkey wrote:I don't care who started it. Can you go ahead and edit the first post & title


reasonable request.
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Re: Is this now a clan phenomenon?

Postby Master Fenrir on Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:22 pm

Butterfly effect: an autofill bug in Russia one night causes 20 people around the world to whip their dicks out the following day. I'll do it too once I master this whole button-fly thing.
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Re: Would anyone like to adopt a kitten?

Postby Chariot of Fire on Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:22 pm

done
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Re: Is this now a clan phenomenon?

Postby Dako on Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:26 pm

Master Fenrir wrote:Butterfly effect: an autofill bug in Russia one night causes 20 people around the world to whip their dicks out the following day. I'll do it too once I master this whole button-fly thing.

You will need a script for that though.
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Re: Would anyone like to adopt a kitten?

Postby drunkmonkey on Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:26 pm

much better
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Re: Is this now a clan phenomenon?

Postby danryan on Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:26 pm

Dako wrote:
Master Fenrir wrote:Butterfly effect: an autofill bug in Russia one night causes 20 people around the world to whip their dicks out the following day. I'll do it too once I master this whole button-fly thing.

You will need a script for that.


Ahah - I knew we'd catch you once Fenrir mentioned dicks.

In Russia, script writes YOU!
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Re: Is this now a clan phenomenon?

Postby Dako on Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:33 pm

danryan wrote:Ahah - I knew we'd catch you once Fenrir mentioned dicks.

In Russia, script writes YOU!

There is another trigger word I will not tell you about.
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Re: Is this now a clan phenomenon?

Postby BGtheBrain on Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:35 pm

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Re: Would anyone like to adopt a kitten?

Postby Dako on Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:39 pm

No, you cannot effectively put a stone on a B button. First, you have to find a really heavy and small stone to do that. And even when you do - it will not work because stone will raise like 10 keypress events each second and CC will throw an error in like 3 minutes that will render B button useless.
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Re: Would anyone like to adopt a kitten?

Postby BGtheBrain on Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:40 pm

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Re: Would anyone like to adopt a kitten?

Postby drunkmonkey on Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:42 pm

Dako wrote:No, you cannot effectively put a stone on a B button. First, you have to find a really heavy and small stone to do that. And even when you do - it will not work because stone will raise like 10 keypress events each second and CC will throw an error in like 3 minutes that will render B button useless.

Not true. I know of at least one instance where a weight was left on the key for over an hour, and it still worked.
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Re: Is this now a clan phenomenon?

Postby IR1SH ACE on Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:45 pm

ha this is hilarious....has not been a good GD thread in ages....Im expecting at least 10 more pages of this....lol

Foxglove wrote:
Chuuuuck wrote:
freakns wrote:also, Rodion, you are accusing Dako out of all ppl to be cheater and suggesting to CoF to check his own backyard while in same time one and (l)only GLG sitting all so nicely in your bedroom? rly? :D


+1


-1. I will +1 if and when I see pages and pages of morally superior, finger pointing, chest puffing posts from Rodion.


well if you wont +1 it I will...+1

its very clear from Rodion's first few posts that he is implying that CoF is a hypocrite for defending his own Clan-mate in a C&A case which was just noted....

Rodion wrote:I think it is a shame that your self-righteousness can't see the cheapness going on in your own backyard. ( viewtopic.php?p=3645574#p3645574 ) :(


not once but twice...

Rodion wrote:I thought my former post had been pretty straight-forward, but in case it wasn't I'm suggesting you should quit being hypocritical.


but I dont see where he was defending Dako in this post more like a character reference.....

Chariot of Fire wrote:I thought it was a weight on the 'B' button? Heck I don't know. I just know there are ways to do it which is why I avoid freestyle and any disparity between having an equal chance.

Dako's a good guy. He's not a point-grabber or farmer or anyone of that ilk. He is f'in clever on computers though.


and nobody could ever know what happened, maybe Dako is the sort of guy that would sit next to his computer pressing refresh for hours in a freestyle game waiting for the other guy to start there turn.....who knows?

but both these claims of hypocrisy nearly made me cough up my beer all over my laptop....to have the Crown prince of "cheap tactics" the #1 noob farmer to ever grace this site a player who must hold the record for C&A cases against them in your Clan and make post like these ones above is just baffling....

also I like how quickly Rodion can open up a C&A case....took him all of 10 mins to put this together.....Chariot of Fire - trolling/flaming

yet not so long ago he posted this in the GD forum...

Requesting help from CC's justice squad

Rodion wrote:I think there is enough evidence in those walls to get the 4 of them properly punished for breaking CC's rule #2. I'll confess that I'm not a fan of writing the C&A reports (they require a specific form and I'm more of a freestyle writer) and then periodically checking them to see if justice is done (and perhaps lobbying for justice to smite evil with its relentless hammer). Luckily, I know several people enjoy that. To make a long story short, can anyone open C&A reports against the aforementioned players and perhaps against other players I end up finding in the future (this could be a long lasting partnership of CC justice!)?

Thanks in advance!


oh by the way Rodion I knew exactly what you were trying to achieve with this GD thread at the time....
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Re: Would anyone like to adopt a kitten?

Postby Chariot of Fire on Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:51 pm

I've always liked the Irish. This just reinforces it. Thank you.
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Re: Would anyone like to adopt a kitten?

Postby Dako on Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:06 pm

drunkmonkey wrote:
Dako wrote:No, you cannot effectively put a stone on a B button. First, you have to find a really heavy and small stone to do that. And even when you do - it will not work because stone will raise like 10 keypress events each second and CC will throw an error in like 3 minutes that will render B button useless.

Not true. I know of at least one instance where a weight was left on the key for over an hour, and it still worked.

Every rule has exclusions.
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Re: Would anyone like to adopt a kitten?

Postby Leehar on Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:29 pm

Irish, there's no need to make this about glg either.

CoF made a mistake, which at least hopefully teaches him to slow down on jumping the gun, and thats about the long and the short of it with bad blood spewing up from all corners seemingly.

I'm just looking forward to CL4 - Round 6
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Re: Would anyone like to adopt a kitten?

Postby lynch5762 on Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:37 pm

Leehar wrote:Irish, there's no need to make this about glg either.

CoF made a mistake, which at least hopefully teaches him to slow down on jumping the gun, and thats about the long and the short of it with bad blood spewing up from all corners seemingly.

I'm just looking forward to CL4 - Round 6


And no more conflagration? :lol: I have to admit that was nice... and I have a feeling we will start to see that word more often in the forums
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Re: Would anyone like to adopt a kitten?

Postby Leehar on Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:56 pm

I'm an editor of the newsletter, so I have to keep up appearances! even though I had to google it quickly to make sure it still made sense and you guys just weren't making fun of me
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Re: Would anyone like to adopt a kitten?

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:30 pm

Dako wrote:No, you cannot effectively put a stone on a B button. First, you have to find a really heavy and small stone to do that. And even when you do - it will not work because stone will raise like 10 keypress events each second and CC will throw an error in like 3 minutes that will render B button useless.

Wait a minute (and please don't ridicule me, because it's been 17 or 18 years since the last time I tried my hand at programming) but can you not configure the system to reduce the frequency of autorepeat keys? I believe that used to be a configurable setting; don't know if it still is now that Windows runs the whole show insted of just being a GUI.
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Re: Would anyone like to adopt a kitten?

Postby Dako on Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:06 am

I don't know how to do that.
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Re: Would anyone like to adopt a kitten?

Postby Seulessliathan on Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:57 am

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TOFU will sponsor it. It's cute, cuddly and lovely and goes by the name of 'Caught'



If nobody else has a heart for this sweet kitten, i will be the taker. In case i don´t join your games any more, you will know who keeps me busy. Btw, i have heard she loves cookies. Any cookie offers will be accepted. :P
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Re: Would anyone like to adopt a kitten?

Postby Iron Maid on Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:34 am

Seulessliathan wrote:If nobody else has a heart for this sweet kitten, i will be the taker. In case i don´t join your games any more, you will know who keeps me busy. Btw, i have heard she loves cookies. Any cookie offers will be accepted. :P


Nice gesture Seul. If you need a sitter then you can rely on me. I'm a pussy lover too. :D
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Re: Is this now a clan phenomenon?

Postby Foxglove on Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:47 pm

BGtheBrain wrote:
Rodion wrote:I think I know who invited Cha. Evidence coming soon...

I expect this to be funny


So, was it funny?
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