Conquer Club is making me SICK!

[Crazyirishman]

strange-how you dont sick of eat bananas every day

*der special der*
1. Learn proper grammar.

2. You obviously suffer from terminal cranial rectumitis.
*der special der*

I bet it has nothing to do with English being his 2nd language

[Woodruff]

Complaint: consistently losing dice rolls 90% of the time when outnumbering opponents 3-1, 4-1, 5-2, 8-5, 11-7 etc, pathetic auto placement favoring opponents most of the time, opponents go 1st 90% of the time, cashing in takes place at 4-5 cards 90% of the time. What is going on here???

Why are you favoring the higher ranked players? Too many losing dice rolls makes this gaming site very suspicious and lots of people are complaining about it!

Really not happy here! If you people are controlling this stuff, then let me lose to very close games NOT to blowouts continually favoring my opponents and especially the higher ranked ones. Are your dice random or rigged? What is going on here?

I am Pissed Off! Really Really PISSED OFF!

As a low-ranker myself, I can assure you...this site absolutely does not favor high-ranked players.

I disagree...the "adjusted dice" and placement certainly DO favor higher ranking players...

This doesn't even make basic sense, as it would literally cost the site paying customers. Aside from that, how do you explain my moving from a private up to lieutenant and finally settling at my current rank over the last two or three weeks? I must be an awesome fucking player to be able to overcome these high ranker-favoring dice! Except I know I'm not. The difference is I'm rational enough to recognize that I'm not...unlike some.

[Qwert]

"legionbuck on Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:38 am
1. Learn proper grammar.

2. You obviously suffer from terminal cranial rectumitis."
before put comment, check from what country its person who give comment-then you will be much smart, then now ,because english its not mine language,and i dont know what you mean,and i dont want to use translator to find that or these.

[Commander62890]

When I read the title of this thread, I imagine that the OP is thinking of all the dice threads in GD.

[CHEWKY]

You're better off not wasting your time with stuff like this. Chewky is probably 10 years old.

F U PUNK! you are just as sackless as conquer club! consider yourself a real loser and just erase yourself, you don't count for anything!
Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha idiot!

[CHEWKY]

F U PUNK! you are just as sackless as conquer club! consider yourself a real loser and just erase yourself, you don't count for anything!
Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha idiot!

A dice thread that comes off like a whiny child screaming and stomping her feet...haven't seen any of these lately.

Love your profile, by the way:

I am NOT interested in the continued play of games where Conquer Club has clearly favored my opponent(s) with positioning, order of play and the distribution of pathetic useless trick dice! Those games will be placed on LOW priority and turns may be missed.

Foe list updated. Thanks.

[CHEWKY]

just what we all want to hear, another little girl crying about dice

F U PUNK! you are just as sackless as conquer club! consider yourself a real loser and just erase yourself, you don't count for anything!
Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha idiot!

[CHEWKY]

You obviously missed the point, those odds are staggering and rigged. redo the math and ask anyone that graduated from high school if it is fair! thanks for your almost valid reply, moving on ...

Complaint: consistently losing dice rolls 90% of the time when outnumbering opponents 3-1, 4-1, 5-2, 8-5, 11-7 etc, pathetic auto placement favoring opponents most of the time, opponents go 1st 90% of the time, cashing in takes place at 4-5 cards 90% of the time. What is going on here???

Why are you favoring the higher ranked players? Too many losing dice rolls makes this gaming site very suspicious and lots of people are complaining about it!

Really not happy here! If you people are controlling this stuff, then let me lose to very close games NOT to blowouts continually favoring my opponents and especially the higher ranked ones. Are your dice random or rigged? What is going on here?

I am Pissed Off! Really Really PISSED OFF!

you realize that you will only have a set with 4 cards 82% of the time, and that is including your odds to get one with 3 cards. So if you dont have a 3 set you are only 66% to get a 4 card set...

also lets talk about some of those attacks you listed, 5 vs 2 will only win like 80% of the time, 3 vs 1 only 75% of the time 8 vs 5 only wins 73% of the time, 11 vs 7 is 80% to win, and 4 vs 1 is 91% to win. This is including you attacking with every possible troop you can even so the fact that you lose these when when playing 15-20 games is not omg the dice are broken, its wow that sucks on to the next game.

[CHEWKY]

BEST response I have received yet! thanks man, you are actually correct! sad tho ..... cc cheats like a beatcha!!!

if you think the dice favor the higher ranked player...you should play all cooks and cadets until you are a corporal. then you should play all privates until you are a sargeant. then play all corporals until you are Lt. then you should play all sargeants until you are a captain. then you should play all Lt. until you are a major. you will be the conquerer in no time!

[CHEWKY]

bite my 10 year old ass then, smart mouth! Talk about wasting peoples time with an idiotic "no balls" comment like that! ha!
you must be all of 12 yrs old eh, playground bully? loser, stfu .... don't bother replying, you are not worth it!

You're better off not wasting your time with stuff like this. Chewky is probably 10 years old.

[CHEWKY]

thx! appreciate the straight up useful reply as compared to the hostile brainless comments I have received!

It seems your beef is with the dice and not Conquer Club itself. I will admit the dice do love to hate but sometimes there's a silver lining that makes them wonderful. Also it's unwise to fight really higher ranking individuals to start with so don't act too incredibly surprised.

[CHEWKY]

thx! mucho grazias ....

play speed freestyle games that should help you rank up

[CHEWKY]

you are useless dribble just like your response! pull my finger!
... slip away and please don't leave a slime trail loser ...

Nah, you just suck at this game.

[Lubawski]

You obviously missed the point, those odds are staggering and rigged. redo the math and ask anyone that graduated from high school if it is fair! thanks for your almost valid reply, moving on ...


No one who graduated from high school should be so low ranked. Perhaps you should drop a few more point, join the society of cooks, and learn to actually play this game properly. You clearly lack strategy (and social skills). Dice are what they are. It's not rigged, what would the point be of that? Learn to play better odds, make smarter moves, and you will win more games.

F U PUNK! you are just as sackless as conquer club! consider yourself a real loser and just erase yourself, you don't count for anything!
Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha idiot!

Proving you are 10 years old. Excellent.

[CHEWKY]

ditto big 12 yr old!

You obviously missed the point, those odds are staggering and rigged. redo the math and ask anyone that graduated from high school if it is fair! thanks for your almost valid reply, moving on ...


No one who graduated from high school should be so low ranked. Perhaps you should drop a few more point, join the society of cooks, and learn to actually play this game properly. You clearly lack strategy (and social skills). Dice are what they are. It's not rigged, what would the point be of that? Learn to play better odds, make smarter moves, and you will win more games.

F U PUNK! you are just as sackless as conquer club! consider yourself a real loser and just erase yourself, you don't count for anything!
Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha idiot!

Proving you are 10 years old. Excellent.

[drunkmonkey]

Proving you are 10 years old. Excellent.

Just let it go. Eventually he'll get tired of talking to himself and go away.

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[Commander62890]

Looks like we finally have an excuse to ban him (spamming)




Hey, Chew

You've been obsessing over the dice for months now. Time to find a new game. You're not going to renew anyway, so why not stop playing now and rid yourself of the grief that your allegedly poor dice are obviously causing you?

[Commander62890]

You use way too many exclamation points, Chewky

[natty dread]

you are useless dribble just like your response! pull my finger!
... slip away and please don't leave a slime trail loser ...

Nah, you just suck at this game.

Are those supposed to be insults? I'm appalled at the lack of intelligence and wit of todays youth. Perhaps if you spent less time rotting your brains with sponge bob or whatever and read a book or few, there might still be a chance you could one day grow up to be a decent human being, instead of a pathetic spineless whiny little snotnose with an entitlement complex who spams the forums of an online game, foaming at the mouth, whining how there's a huge conspiracy against him because he sucks at the game he's trying to play.

Oh and learn to use the internet. No need to post 10 times in a row.

[AndyDufresne]

Conquer Club is making me so sick, that every time I roll the dice I get queasy, and then wheezy.


--Andy

[TheSaxlad]

Aaaaannnddd This is going nowhere except the fire.

LOCKED!

[CHEWKY]

I accuse YOU outright conquer club of cheating! Speed Game 8156805 you gave the higher rank the N American territory except 2 of my men which he easily disposed of in one turn! Then he is fully protected by neutrals. He starts round 2 with the North America Territory of a 10 bonus. There is your favoring of the higher rank as I have been stating all along. KICK me out if you want, I don't give a damn! Your Gaming Site is RIGGED big time. I will inform all that need to know this...

SICK of IT, really sick of it.
Prove otherwise because you can't.
Good ridence!

[Victor Sullivan]

*Ahem*

Chewky has received a warning for filing spurious reports.

We all have complaints about the dice, but this is not the proper forum to start dice complaint threads.

Good day to you, sir.

-Sully

[jefjef]

Weren't you just warned about this? Wow.

FYI. I believe CC is skewed but I must say. That dubs game I recently played vs you. You screwed up a few turns. Near the end you failed to strengthen your partner. You let us kill him...

When I screw up big time it's mostly a guaranteed loss as it is with most people.

It isn't all CC...

EDIT: ridence = riddance. Like as in GOOD RIDDANCE.

[Scorsair]

Good bye?