Reasons why CC is better than work

by **L M S** on Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:06 pm

I can't blame the dice at work.

by **AndyDufresne** on Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:26 pm

At work, if you flex your muscles, you may appear to be a weakling. On Conquer Club, if you flex your muscles, you are just engaging in the time honored tradition of 'showing your strength' on the internet, from behind the screen.

--Andy

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:27 pm

There's no way I can get in trouble by saying "Nice ass, squishy" on Conquer Club.

by **MNDuke** on Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:47 pm

You can throw your computer across the room and not have to worry about destroying company property. Fucking dice.

by **angola** on Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:23 am

MNDuke wrote:You can throw your computer across the room and not have to worry about destroying company property. Fucking dice.

Unless you are using a company laptop, which then makes it FML - rather than FMD.

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:53 pm

At work, dropping a 'nuke' may make your co-workers queasy and avoid you. On Conquer Club, dropping a 'nuke' is almost always a viable strategy.

--Andy

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:56 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:At work, conquering a nearby cubicle or desk is generally frowned upon. On Conquer Club, conquering things around you is always necessary.

--Andy

That one was hilarious. I was picturing myself working in a cubicle and just spreading my stuff around and attacking anyone that tried to claim their desk back.

-On CC I can sleep in and show up a few hours late, no biggie.

by **Leehar** on Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:35 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:At work, conquering a nearby cubicle or desk is generally frowned upon. On Conquer Club, conquering things around you is always necessary.

--Andy

That one was hilarious. I was picturing myself working in a cubicle and just spreading my stuff around and attacking anyone that tried to claim their desk back.

-On CC I can sleep in and show up a few hours late, no biggie.

Nah, I've managed to sleep in sometimes and wake up too late for turns. Not a very amenable proposition

by **L M S** on Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:40 pm

Leehar wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:At work, conquering a nearby cubicle or desk is generally frowned upon. On Conquer Club, conquering things around you is always necessary.

--Andy

That one was hilarious. I was picturing myself working in a cubicle and just spreading my stuff around and attacking anyone that tried to claim their desk back.

-On CC I can sleep in and show up a few hours late, no biggie.

Nah, I've managed to sleep in sometimes and wake up too late for turns. Not a very amenable proposition

If you use the word amenable at work, everyone will think you are a kiss-ass.

by **angola** on Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:36 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:At work, conquering a nearby cubicle or desk is generally frowned upon. On Conquer Club, conquering things around you is always necessary.

--Andy

That one was hilarious. I was picturing myself working in a cubicle and just spreading my stuff around and attacking anyone that tried to claim their desk back.

-On CC I can sleep in and show up a few hours late, no biggie.

I was thinking Andy was talking about a different kind of nuke. But that might be because I ate tacos at work tonight.

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:18 pm

BBCode doesn't work at work

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:38 pm

At work, blaming the dice for your performance is unintelligible and will get you no where. On Conquer Club, blaming the dice for your performance is an 'intelligent' way to save face.

--Andy

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:51 pm

At work, running around the workplace and yelling at the top of your lungs is generally frowned upon and may get you fired. On Conquer Club, posting in all caps may just land you a spot on someone's Foes List---so what?!?

--Andy

by **TheForgivenOne** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:04 pm

In Mother Russia, on CC, you roll dice. At work, dice roll you.

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:26 pm

At work, watching the clock may get you fired. At Conquer Club, watching the clock is sometimes a necessary strategy to take your turn.

--Andy

by **Army of GOD** on Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:43 pm

You can't ask BOOM BOOM for lapdances at work

by **PROFITS** on Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:55 am

Sir. Ricco wrote:- CC doesn't tax your points and give it to the cooks.

by **40kguy** on Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:00 pm

you dont have to be a certain age to play CC. work i think you need to be 18.

by **Georgerx7di** on Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:09 am

I can't get fired for making fun of people.

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:14 am

You can insult Serbia's mom without getting in a fight

by **SirSebstar** on Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:45 am

cause i can play cc at work, but not work at cc??

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:31 am

At work, only dramatic actors can sufficiently display a range of their emotions. On Conquer Club, anyone with access to the smilie catalog can display their emotional range.