CC is so rigged

by **jimboston** on Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:01 pm

owenshooter wrote:CC is so rigged, i hoisted my JIB and got a 6 month ban... the black jesus has spoken...-0

What do you expect will happen when you hoist your jib?

I mean, this is a family site after all!

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:47 pm

Conquer Club is so rigged, that in order to keep you from winning and doing too well, before the end of every game Lackattack has inserted a 'Mandatory Losing Check' to ensure that if you think you are going strong and doing well, things turn otherwise.

--Andy

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:21 pm

In honor of this new topic, I think it is fitting to give this old topic a bump back up.

Conquer Club is so rigged, that when you click the button called "Assault"--- the code reads the description of the button actually as "Probably Fail" button. "Auto-Assault" is even worse---the code reads the description of this button actually as "Always Fail" button.

--Andy

by **targetman377** on Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:23 pm

Conquerclub is so rigged it hates canadians.

[newspeak] Notice:

If you are a Canadian, Conquer Club will soon require that all such users attend mandatory assimilation conferences---so we can make you all loyal drones of the Collective Community.

We love you all, but we'd love you even more so if you were...less-Canadian. Voluntary sign-ups will be held in a forthcoming announcement---and you are encouraged to submit to this assimilation process on your own volition.

Violation of the Collective Community Will, will result in the burning of all Maple Leaves, the melting of all Snow, and the strict elimination of 'Eh' from language as we know it on Conquer Club, in our Collective Community.

Further details forthcoming.

--Andy [Collective Community Manager] [/newspeak]

by **tdans** on Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:23 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Conquer Club is so rigged, that when you click the button called "Assault"--- the code reads the description of the button actually as "Probably Fail" button. "Auto-Assault" is even worse---the code reads the description of this button actually as "Always Fail" button.

--Andy

thats funny

by **Qwert** on Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:46 pm

Now these you dont see every day-community manager bumb some topic. Its look that banana stock are empty!!

by **jefjef** on Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:05 pm

* Join Public Games
* Join Private Games
* Join Tournament Games
* Join Speed Games
* Join Free jefjef Points Games

Now on the brighter side of things...
2010-07-25 16:55:57 - sdh lost 0 points
2010-07-25 16:55:57 - jcrymal gained 0 points

CC manipulation seems to have some bugs... Was sdh supposed to win that game?

by **AAFitz** on Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:27 pm

qwert wrote:Now these you dont see every day-community manager bumb some topic. Its look that banana stock are empty!!

Nothing can stop Andy if he thinks he has a good one liner.

Unfortunately, a lack of humor fits into that category.

I myself sympathize.

by **CHEWKY** on Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:58 am

The Dice just plain suck in all conquer club games! I have NEVER EVER seen such horrible consecutive BAD ROLLS game to game! I have lost consistently when I have had a 4-1 or 3-1 roll, not to mention the pathetic 50/50 roll when it is 6-3 or 7-4 in my favor. I have also noticed that on avaerage game to game it takes getting 5 cards to cash in 80% of the time. I have also noticed going first in games is nearly 15% chance. SICK, PATHETIC, and really not worth it any more.

Yet, it appears that high rankers get special favor? It appears that way in every game against them, they go first, have advantage auto positioning and flawless dice! So ............. What goes on behind the scene at conquer club? Question: are cc employees involved in games? Are there special codes to give favor/ advantage to specific accounts on this site?
Something sure smells fishy and I know many users with this very complaint.

I for one, will NOT renew my membership and will NOT recommend this site to anyone that matters.

enjoy one of the biggest time wasters a human life can get involved with!
I leave you all with a gift in my chef hat .... better hold your noses! p u

:lol:

by **targetman377** on Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:45 pm

AAFitz wrote:
qwert wrote:Now these you dont see every day-community manager bumb some topic. Its look that banana stock are empty!!

Nothing can stop Andy if he thinks he has a good one liner.

Unfortunately, a lackATTACK of humor fits into that category.

I myself sympathize.

by **AndyDufresne** on Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:06 pm

CHEWKY wrote:...
I for one, will NOT renew my membership and will NOT recommend this site to anyone that matters.

enjoy one of the biggest time wasters a human life can get involved with!
I leave you all with a gift in my chef hat .... better hold your noses! p u

I suppose I look forward to those of no-importance who you do recommend Conquer Club to.

--Andy

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:31 pm

Conquer Club is so rigged, that when you sign-up, an algorithm pre-determines your score and rank evolution. We're all living in a pre-destined Club.

--Andy

by **maasman** on Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:26 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Conquer Club is so rigged, that when you sign-up, an algorithm pre-determines your score and rank evolution. We're all living in a pre-destined Club.

--Andy

This would be really creepy if true.