BEST NooB QUOTE-Post It HERE

[joeyjordison]

My rank shows my skill.

I nominate that for the biggest noob post ever... Your rank shows how good you are at listening to your doubles partner...

ron is a skilled player. i know this for a fact. i was his regular doubles partner back wen we were both non prem and only had about 1200 points.... he was a gd partner and knew how to play. he was easily my equal and at times was better. i hav never had a regular doubles partner other than him and still play regularly with him. we hav a gd record.

he also holds his own in singles. last game i played with him should hav easily been his although the dice screwed him. he was inches away from a takeout wich would hav won the game and had double the armies he needed but he still lost.

anyway i'm ramblin. he is a gd player. end of

[steelplayin]

you have to be some type of a good player if you got the rank

[Haydena]

I'm not saying he is a terrible player by any means. I just frown upon people who play mainly doubles and join a tiny percentage of singles games because rank seems to be everything. To me risk is a free for all and that's how I enjoy playing it. Personal opinion but to me people who play almost all doubles with the same person over and over again are the ultimate noobs for me .

Plus I just don't like his general attitude on the forums, I felt something had to be said. People can't just go around swearing just cos they think it sounds cool, it just makes them look like an arse if anything.

[/rant]

I just don't like people who play only doubles and triples. I respect players that can hold their own without people to hold their hand . I play to enjoy myself, not for the rank. I don't see the enjoyment of playing with the same person over and over again on the same maps with the same settings just doing the same thing over and over again cos you know you're gonna get easy points.

[yeti_c]

the question mark means that u are inexperienced (as per conquerclub) and u have to win points to rase ur ranking.

I nominate this post...

C.

[boberz]

your name is noobish-its got a funny look to it -what does it mean?

why is my name noobish im sure there are more noobish ones it is actually a nickname made up by my mates younger brother and it stuck apparently it makes me sound fat (is 11 stone at 6 ft fat?) anywho that is what it is

[wcaclimbing]

DO you guys remember Lamont?

... claimed to be the world champion of risk...
...played 6 games...
...lost all 6 of them...
...Left and has never been seen since

He gets my vote for the biggest noob

[Ronaldinho]

I'm not saying he is a terrible player by any means. I just frown upon people who play mainly doubles and join a tiny percentage of singles games because rank seems to be everything. To me risk is a free for all and that's how I enjoy playing it. Personal opinion but to me people who play almost all doubles with the same person over and over again are the ultimate noobs for me .

Plus I just don't like his general attitude on the forums, I felt something had to be said. People can't just go around swearing just cos they think it sounds cool, it just makes them look like an arse if anything.

[/rant]

I just don't like people who play only doubles and triples. I respect players that can hold their own without people to hold their hand . I play to enjoy myself, not for the rank. I don't see the enjoyment of playing with the same person over and over again on the same maps with the same settings just doing the same thing over and over again cos you know you're gonna get easy points.

w.e that post wasent even worth it trying to get cheap digs, and i dont go arounf thinking im "cool" i only do it in the flame forum coz i can . I play with scorba alot because we like each other, both personality and play, whats a game if you have no friends?, and whats to say we cant play together no for "easy" points but coz we like to. Me and scorba dont often make public games anyway, we play Elite, clan and super elite doubles, which makes our games more often than not hard.

[reverend_kyle]

2006-10-09 15:10:12 - Guy: LOL I AM A N00B!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!


winner^^


game set match.

[Beastly]

XenHu wrote:
Fill the fucking form!

It's right there at the top of the page...


Noob.. Brick wall


-X

This was in the Cheating and Abuse Forum.... funny thing is that Xen has been on this site for 4 more days than the person he was calling a NOOB and Xen has only been here since NOV. 27

[cowshrptrn]

This was in the Cheating and Abuse Forum.... funny thing is that Xen has been on this site for 4 more days than the person he was calling a NOOB and Xen has only been here since NOV. 27

someone doenst' get the definition of a noob, not to be confused w/ newb (just google difference between noob and newb and u'll see how noobish that comment was)

[AAFitz]

I'm not saying he is a terrible player by any means. I just frown upon people who play mainly doubles and join a tiny percentage of singles games because rank seems to be everything. To me risk is a free for all and that's how I enjoy playing it. Personal opinion but to me people who play almost all doubles with the same person over and over again are the ultimate noobs for me .

Plus I just don't like his general attitude on the forums, I felt something had to be said. People can't just go around swearing just cos they think it sounds cool, it just makes them look like an arse if anything.

[/rant]

I just don't like people who play only doubles and triples. I respect players that can hold their own without people to hold their hand . I play to enjoy myself, not for the rank. I don't see the enjoyment of playing with the same person over and over again on the same maps with the same settings just doing the same thing over and over again cos you know you're gonna get easy points.

youre assuming people only play doubles and triples for points

they are actually very fun...especially when going against great teams...you should give it a try, and if you think they are very easy to win....find someone and join master chief and i...password fun doubles...there are three left

[Beastly]

1. noob
4248 up, 945 down


Shortened form of "newbie," the most hilarious insult ever invented, in which a person who uses a computer game too much is ridiculing one who does not, for being "new" at the game, which of course they once were. Generally speaking, the speaker of this "insult" is one who should be on the receiving end of most insults.

(A good deal of this definition is opinionated, given. But the definition still resides within.)

[sully800]

Since the games administrators can't be bothered to code in an updated map, it would seem as I am not at fault. I suggest you troll someone else who isn't in as bad mood as I, or risk a verbal lashing that would send you crying to bed.

Sorry Jesse, but I feel you are the one trolling. The connection is not wrong, its just a bit counter intuitive. If you would take the time to actually search for the countless threads on the topic you would realize that the island you think is Brunei is actually divided in half. The upper portion is Brunei and the lower right portion belongs to central indonesia which spans multiple islands. That's counter intuitive simply because people expect each island to be its own country (but in reality they aren't).

The game administrators don't need to do anything to correct this for the people who are unwilling to try to find the answers for themselves. However, the map creator zim is working on version 2.1 which renames islands and divides the countries into a manner that is easier to understand.

If anyone is to blame it is the general CC population who constantly spammed the World 2.0 thread because they liked the map so much. Everyone wanted to play it, but they ended up forcing the map through the quenching process before many bugs were worked out. Most have been settled but this is the largest that remains.

[yeti_c]

Since the games administrators can't be bothered to code in an updated map, it would seem as I am not at fault. I suggest you troll someone else who isn't in as bad mood as I, or risk a verbal lashing that would send you crying to bed.

Sorry Jesse, but I feel you are the one trolling. The connection is not wrong, its just a bit counter intuitive. If you would take the time to actually search for the countless threads on the topic you would realize that the island you think is Brunei is actually divided in half. The upper portion is Brunei and the lower right portion belongs to central indonesia which spans multiple islands. That's counter intuitive simply because people expect each island to be its own country (but in reality they aren't).

The game administrators don't need to do anything to correct this for the people who are unwilling to try to find the answers for themselves. However, the map creator zim is working on version 2.1 which renames islands and divides the countries into a manner that is easier to understand.

If anyone is to blame it is the general CC population who constantly spammed the World 2.0 thread because they liked the map so much. Everyone wanted to play it, but they ended up forcing the map through the quenching process before many bugs were worked out. Most have been settled but this is the largest that remains.

Alternatively you take a look at a map and find Brunei on it... this will answer your questions.

Note Sumatra and the Island surrounding Brunei is now commonly known as Malaysia.

C.

[Dlakavi]

This is for Jesse, Bad Boy



I hope you see it now.
I painted all of Brunei Red, and all of Central Indonesia in Green.

So you see that Sumatra-Brunei line does not exist.

[Phobia]

This is for Jesse, Bad Boy



I hope you see it now.
I painted all of Brunei Red, and all of Central Indonesia in Green.

So you see that Sumatra-Brunei line does not exist.

thank god someone did that, we need to put this in announcements or seomthing to stop people thinking sumatra and brunei connect!

[spiesr]

2007-01-23 05:22:48 - Gilligan, TimTheEnchanter won the game
2007-01-23 05:22:48 - Vader_09 loses 17 points
2007-01-23 05:22:48 - brucker_19 loses 17 points
2007-01-23 05:22:48 - Gilligan gains 17 points
2007-01-23 05:22:48 - TimTheEnchanter gains 17 points
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - neutral player was kicked out for missing too many turns
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - Gilligan, TimTheEnchanter won the game
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - Vader_09 loses 16 points
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - brucker_19 loses 16 points
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - Gilligan gains 16 points
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - TimTheEnchanter gains 16 points

The log is a noob...

[Guidocks]

2007-01-23 05:22:48 - Gilligan, TimTheEnchanter won the game
2007-01-23 05:22:48 - Vader_09 loses 17 points
2007-01-23 05:22:48 - brucker_19 loses 17 points
2007-01-23 05:22:48 - Gilligan gains 17 points
2007-01-23 05:22:48 - TimTheEnchanter gains 17 points
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - neutral player was kicked out for missing too many turns
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - Gilligan, TimTheEnchanter won the game
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - Vader_09 loses 16 points
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - brucker_19 loses 16 points
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - Gilligan gains 16 points
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - TimTheEnchanter gains 16 points

The log is a noob...

yeah
especially how the neutral player was kicked out 4 missing 2 many turns

[Fircoal]

2007-01-23 05:22:48 - Gilligan, TimTheEnchanter won the game
2007-01-23 05:22:48 - Vader_09 loses 17 points
2007-01-23 05:22:48 - brucker_19 loses 17 points
2007-01-23 05:22:48 - Gilligan gains 17 points
2007-01-23 05:22:48 - TimTheEnchanter gains 17 points
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - neutral player was kicked out for missing too many turns
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - Gilligan, TimTheEnchanter won the game
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - Vader_09 loses 16 points
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - brucker_19 loses 16 points
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - Gilligan gains 16 points
2007-01-24 05:09:17 - TimTheEnchanter gains 16 points

The log is a noob...

yeah
especially how the neutral player was kicked out 4 missing 2 many turns

MAYbe neutral player didn't have time to join, I mean people do have lifes.

[P Gizzle]

you all spend all your time on conquer club and call it cc

what a frickin newb...this was in the FLAME WARS

[Anarkistsdream]

you all spend all your time on conquer club and call it cc

what a frickin newb...this was in the FLAME WARS

HAHAHA.. I replied to it there... Didn't think to add it here.

[P Gizzle]

i mean REALLY!!! c'mon!!!!

[Jamie]

2007-01-08 11:07:20 - RepsaJ: Hello im new.
2007-01-08 11:07:57 - RepsaJ: How you can get ready for the game?
2007-01-11 11:26:39 - Jamie: speaking proper english would be a start



One of the more stupid noob quotes I've ever heard, and my reply to it.

[Genghis Khant]

2007-01-08 11:07:20 - RepsaJ: Hello im new.
2007-01-08 11:07:57 - RepsaJ: How you can get ready for the game?
2007-01-11 11:26:39 - Jamie: speaking proper english would be a start



One of the more stupid noob quotes I've ever heard, and my reply to it.

Firstly, the guy is Dutch so you can't blame him if his English is less than perfect. And secondly, "English" is a proper noun and should therefore be capitalised.

Let him who is without sin cast the first stone

[Jamie]

what's capitilised? Sounds sort of like capitilized, but spelled different. Being Dutch is no excuse. They have foreign forums, where games with other Dutch speaking people can be organized. I don't care if someone joins, and makes a small mistake, but it shouldn't be obvious to the other players, that the guy doesn't know English very well.