1001 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

by **ManBungalow** on Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:35 pm

27 : Get an add-on which makes you get perfect/satanic threes 6s every roll.

by **MrBenn** on Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:52 pm

LFAW wrote:13. Sleep with your opponent.

28. Sleep with your teammates.

by **RjBeals** on Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:59 pm

29. Don't take advise from privates.

(edited to add my number !!)

by **owenshooter** on Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:13 pm

30. learn how to give felatio to a turtle...

by **ManBungalow** on Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:18 pm

31. Become a God and make the foolish mortals deadbeat/get bad dice/die a horrible death/destroy the internet connection, and local internet cafés of the foolish mortal(s) of your choice/be sucked into a black hole...

by **LFAW** on Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:53 pm

32. Pleasure Lack

by **Dnea241** on Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:03 pm

33. join a game with manimal and if your not max he most likely wont try or will play stupid.

by **owenshooter** on Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:29 pm

LFAW wrote:32. Pleasure Lack

nice repeat

owenshooter wrote:30. learn how to give felatio to a turtle...

34. join the BpB and play a game with mega-control freak fruitcake... (i love you fruity!!!)

by **Gunner1980** on Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:35 pm

35. Go south on the dice, providing oral pleasure to number 6. As a consequence, all other numbers will ignore/turn their heads from/run away from you for the rest of your life. At CC.

by **Mr Changsha** on Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:53 am

owenshooter wrote:
LFAW wrote:32. Pleasure Lack

nice repeat
owenshooter wrote:30. learn how to give felatio to a turtle...

34. join the BpB and play a game with mega-control freak fruitcake... (i love you fruity!!!)

I am currently experiencing the 'fruitcake-effect'. 'Are you sure you shouldn't think about that again, Mr C?' or 'You forgot to count the territories again, didn't you Mr C' 'And, pray, what will you have to back that 6 up, Mr C?' are (to paraphrase) just some of the comments I have to deal with on a daily basis. Top player though and his confidence is (a rare thing this) almost entirely justified.

36. Allow lack to fellate your turtle (got me up from Captain to Major and the turtle didn't seem unduly perturbed by the whole thing).

by **owenshooter** on Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:15 am

37. get a really cool and unique turtle avatar that nobody else sports on CC...

by **Robinette** on Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:16 pm

38. put on an intimidating turtle game face

by **owenshooter** on Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:04 pm

39. don't waste all your time in the forums.

by **mandyb** on Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:32 pm

40. Join a decent clan.

preferably one not led by a crazed arms dealer (see: Owen's hooter) and a clown (see: the other guy)

by **owenshooter** on Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:33 pm

mandyb wrote:Join a decent clan.

i think you meant:
40. join a decent clan

(how hard is the one simple rule of this game to follow? sigh...)

by **mandyb** on Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:39 pm

owenshooter wrote:
mandyb wrote:Join a decent clan.

i think you meant:
40. join a decent clan

(how hard is the one simple rule of this game to follow? sigh...)

post amended
gotta say, your control of this forum in quite commendable - keep up the good work.

by **Vace Cooper** on Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:28 pm

41. Dont underestimate a clown.

by **MrBenn** on Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:45 pm

42. Laugh in the face of danger.

by **whitestazn88** on Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:22 pm

43. anyone else sacrifice virgins once a month for the dice gods? I do.

by **owenshooter** on Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:23 pm

44. when you receive a 3 day ban that somehow becomes 6 for no reason, spend time learnnig some new maps and types of games...-6cd

by **bridge2far** on Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:25 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:43. anyone else sacrifice virgins once a month for the dice gods? I do.

if by sacrifice you mean have sex with, and once a month is actually once a week.. then yes.

45. Have sex with a virgin once every week to appease the dice gods.

by **e_i_pi** on Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:27 pm

bridge2far wrote:
whitestazn88 wrote:43. anyone else sacrifice virgins once a month for the dice gods? I do.

if by sacrifice you mean have sex with, and once a month is actually once a week.. then yes.

45. Have sex with a virgin once every week to appease the dice gods.

46. Cut to the chase and have sex with the dice gods

by **theconquerer1995** on Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:07 pm

Rule # 101: Have it so that your opponents "disappear" off the face of the earth.

by **e_i_pi** on Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:08 pm

47: Do away with rules 48-100, and rule 44 while you're at it

by **JOHNNYROCKET24** on Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:18 pm

hammocksleeper wrote:1. Destroy all the other persons' armies.
2. win psychologically by getting into other player's heads with gamechat. I love when they lose their temper and make angry person comments
3. simple, DICE.
4. noob farming
5. doodle assassin
6. drop australia and SA in classic shapes

the number way 1 is

join JR's team....duh