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Re: Do you believe....?

Postby Mr Changsha on Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:13 pm

If Jesus gave me the choice of spazzy smashing through in the tie-breaker BUT having to spend half an hour up to my elbows in cat shit, or spazzy missing horribly in the tie-breaker BUT the cat having an anus like a billiard ball, I would choose the former.

I mean what dedicated CC player wouldn't?
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Re: Do you believe....?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:18 am

Mr Changsha wrote:If Jesus gave me the choice of spazzy smashing through in the tie-breaker BUT having to spend half an hour up to my elbows in cat shit, or spazzy missing horribly in the tie-breaker BUT the cat having an anus like a billiard ball, I would choose the former.

I mean what dedicated CC player wouldn't?



Oh, how the wheels of chance roll!, but we must recall that the benefits have offset the costs. Thirty grueling minutes of cat-ass wiping in exchange for a most prodigious CC victory. This trade-off, which may seem unconnected yet is tied together through Strong Mysticism, can provide all CC users a path toward more points and more prestige!

Let us reflect on this exchange and hope that every unfortunate task must be compensated with a good deal of favorable dice.
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