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Re: Conquer Club can suck my dick

Postby niMic on Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:50 pm

For the record, Conquer Club did suck my dick, and it was sub-par, at the most.
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Re: Conquer Club can suck my dick

Postby King_Herpes on Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:56 pm

niMic wrote:For the record, Conquer Club did suck my dick, and it was sub-par, at the most.


Still that's nice, the most I've ever got out of it was a low quality hj.
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Re: Conquer Club can suck my dick

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:05 pm

King_Herpes wrote:
niMic wrote:For the record, Conquer Club did suck my dick, and it was sub-par, at the most.


Still that's nice, the most I've ever got out of it was a low quality hj.


Nobody wants to get herpes.
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Re: Conquer Club can suck my dick

Postby King_Herpes on Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:36 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:
niMic wrote:For the record, Conquer Club did suck my dick, and it was sub-par, at the most.


Still that's nice, the most I've ever got out of it was a low quality hj.


Nobody wants to get herpes.


I know I am rather inscrutable, butt that doesn't mean I don't get lonely too Dukasaur and can't use protection. Turn around for me girl let me take your picture, I'll put you in thongs and 6" high heels my sex strategy is rough. Howsabout me n' the boys go family style on you, "shot-gun anus"! I'll be your juicy lover, come here you and give my nipples a little pinch let us know we're not dreaming.
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Re: Conquer Club can suck my dick

Postby Crazyirishman on Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:53 pm

King_Herpes wrote:
niMic wrote:For the record, Conquer Club did suck my dick, and it was sub-par, at the most.


Still that's nice, the most I've ever got out of it was a low quality hj.


CC has been a damn tease to me, not even 2nd base for the three years I've been here, that slut.
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Re: Conquer Club can suck my dick

Postby Timminz on Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:03 pm

I've been trying everything I can think of for the past almost 24 hours, and I can't get this website to so much as fondle my balls. How the fuck did you get it to suck your dick?

Inquiring minds must know.
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Re: Conquer Club can suck my dick

Postby ViperOverLord on Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:43 pm

Timminz wrote:I've been trying everything I can think of for the past almost 24 hours, and I can't get this website to so much as fondle my balls. How the fuck did you get it to suck your dick?

Inquiring minds must know.


He didn't say did. He said can. It was one of your better attempts at humor though Simmons.

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Re: Conquer Club is soft and cuddly.

Postby jefjef on Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:21 am

Crazyirishman wrote:CC has been a damn tease to me, not even 2nd base for the three years I've been here, that slut.


Are you saying you have been to 1st base with CC? Don't you realize where it's mouth has been???? :sick:

Why hasn't the title been changed yet??????
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Re: Conquer Club can suck my dick

Postby Agent 86 on Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:11 pm

Please CC, can you give me what the OP asks...because your dice suck really hard and I want more..ooh yes, yes lick lick..thanks CC I will cum back for more..

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Re: Conquer Club can suck my dick

Postby blakebowling on Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:50 pm

Agent 86 wrote:Please CC, can you give me what the OP asks...because your dice suck really hard and I want more..ooh yes, yes lick lick..thanks CC I will cum back for more..

86 having a wet dream..why does my butt hurt :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Conquer Club can suck my dick

Postby Agent 86 on Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:57 pm

Herpes infected me a long time ago, couldn't fight him off..just too strong an infection..so that's what happened to my butt ;)

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Re: Conquer Club can suck my dick

Postby Timminz on Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:09 pm

ViperOverLord wrote:
Timminz wrote:I've been trying everything I can think of for the past almost 24 hours, and I can't get this website to so much as fondle my balls. How the fuck did you get it to suck your dick?

Inquiring minds must know.


He didn't say did. He said can. It was one of your better attempts at humor though Simmons.

Oh and inb4 the lock that is apparently not coming.


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Re: Conquer Club can suck my dick

Postby azezzo on Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:05 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
azezzo wrote:Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.

There is a thing called an Edit button. It's not too late.



actually the edit button does not work, once someone else has posted in the thread, I tried.
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Re: Conquer Club can suck my dick

Postby natty dread on Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:08 pm

Yes it does, the delete button doesn't work but the edit button does.

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Re: Conquer Club can suck my....

Postby azezzo on Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:12 pm

I stand corrected.
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Re: Conquer Club can suck my....

Postby betiko on Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:01 pm

"trust me, i know my business, i used to be a compulsive gambler" is not what would make me trust you more than random.com :lol:
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Re: Conquer Club can suck my dick

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:04 pm

azezzo wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
azezzo wrote:Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.

There is a thing called an Edit button. It's not too late.



actually the edit button does not work, once someone else has posted in the thread, I tried.

natty_dread wrote:Yes it does, the delete button doesn't work but the edit button does.

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=161527&p=3532928#p3532928
azezzo wrote:I stand corrected.

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Re: Conquer Club can suck my a large pacifier

Postby HighlanderAttack on Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:20 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
azezzo wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
azezzo wrote:Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.

There is a thing called an Edit button. It's not too late.



actually the edit button does not work, once someone else has posted in the thread, I tried.

natty_dread wrote:Yes it does, the delete button doesn't work but the edit button does.

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=161527&p=3532928#p3532928
azezzo wrote:I stand corrected.

All's well that ends well...:)


yes he can edit his but he wont be able to edit all the replies to the subject that have the statement--I have edited it for future posts
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Re: Conquer Club can suck my coconut

Postby natty dread on Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:53 pm

We can make a forum game out of this! Everyone, come on and post what conquer club can suck!
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Re: Conquer Club can suck my blood

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:01 pm

hmmm...
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Re: Conquer Club can suck a straw

Postby HighlanderAttack on Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:01 pm

:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
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Re: Conquer Club can suck my....

Postby Nola_Lifer on Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:49 pm

dez juicy plums :P
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Conquer Club can suck, but does it swallow?

Postby natty dread on Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:55 am

That's the question.
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Re: Conquer Club can suck my big cubes

Postby Agent 86 on Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:54 am

Ha ha, way to turn this thread around..giving me a good laugh :lol:

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Re: Conquer Club can suck my....

Postby blakebowling on Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:37 am

And the medal for most improved thread goes to....
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