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[Mr Changsha]

Lol at Changsha; you seem to do most of the chatting in here. Is this a jealousy post? Do you want to be a monkey deep down inside? Were you denied entry to the TSM? Lol. Whatever the reasons, I read nothing but absurd banter on your end. I'm sure if you play nice, they may let you join, lol, then again, maybe not; you first have to join the training grounds; be tested amongst the best of the best of TSM then your fate will become known in due time; they won't drag it out; they will be swift in their decision in regards to you, lol. Now on a serious note, most of the people affiliated with TSM are kind, smart, fun and most importantly for gaming issues, very strategically sound. To me Changsha, this seems like a group many would like to be a part of, no?

Oh to be mocked by your gaming hero...is there anything worse than when someone you idolise, nay someone you lust after in more than just a gaming sense, someone you wish would just once call you a 'fucking faggot homo bitch cunt' and mean it like the gentle lover you know him to be, spurns your affections in such a fashion?

I'd love to tell you you're right my darling, I'd love to make this all go away by admitting a burning desire to be a monkey..so that we could play a few 1vs1's together and you could whisper softly "You f*ck bitch homo loser I've been a brig a squillion times suck your dad's cock and die" and I could masturbate along, both hands pumping away to your sweet, sweet words.

But sadly, and this is a blow I can tell you, my gaming hero appears to believe that secretly I want to be a monkey. How could he be so wrong? Say I want befriend a monkey, say I want to go to the jungle and teach monkeys to read dolphin, say I want to pump a granny monkey so hard it squeals...but don't say I want to be one.

I've lost a little respect for you codeblue. Not a lot, for you are still a thrusting adonis of a man in my fucked-up eyes, but a little.[/quote

That's all you have is this pathetic tripe that you're spewing from that sewer of a mouth? It took all this time for you just embarrass yourself? Seriously? That's it? So so so very sad little man; keep trying; you may be on a roll is someones eyes perhaps; maybe even mine, lol. In fact, I may use a few of those brilliant and I mean brilliant statements for my sig little guy as it seems you put an awful lot of work in that masterpiece of words. Classic I say and a wonderful spokesman for bpb; classy! That's it Changsha; I accomplished what I was hoping you'd spew; nothing more needs to be said,

Woof!

Is this not an example of a true alpha male in action?

More!

Encore!

Say it again but with more naughty words you beast of a cc'er you!

[jefjef]

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! I told you to shut up! I don’t want to hear you anymore so go away. Thus spoke me and thus I spoke… Need to leave here before they find me. ‘They’ referring to the people that are trying to find me, and no one else. If they do, I’m going to be in big trouble. I may even get a monkey spanking, but not in a good way, which is hard to believe because I normally love the feel of just about anything on my ass in any circumstance.

[BoganGod]

Wow, my often brigged hero codeblue is going to town, the man who has never lost a game except for very bad dice(so say all of us) is scratching his armpits and whooping for a banana. Codey you are still a hero in my eyes.

So are we likely to see this thread locked for flaming and baiting? Seems to me that codey was doing a bit of baiting there, not for monkeys though. Not one sniff of a banana. Seriously though, I'm still waiting to be patronised and spanked, at least tied up like a pretzel with double jointed limbs. mmmmmmm joints, ahhhhhhhh.

Is their refusal to patronise me patronising? could it be that I'm getting what I crave without knowing it my head hurts

[Mr Changsha]

I see what's going on here...you are all trying to divert old Mr C. Trying to make him slip up, go too far, make a boo boo no less and get this thread locked up again.

Well I just won't have it!

Mr Changsha STANDS!!!

Btw Fitz, this whole 'members of thota and the monkey are too clever to debate you...and that's why they are giving the appearance of being all too frit' line really won't wash. I'm making a serious claim here.

They should be able to defend themselves.

At the moment one can but think that they did indeed set up their training clan purely for the purpose of lording it over the great unwashed.

[Frop]

That's an impressive amount of verbal diarrhea right there, Chang. Poetry seems to be my only resort before I slip into a diatribe-induced coma.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
I'm going to break your face

[jalen45]

i cant believe i just wasted 6 minutes reading this thread, what a douche this guy is. this will be my first and last post in this thread because if i waste another minute on reading a pathetic post by some loser guy with no life that criticizes a training group on a website that was created for fun, i may feel that i am just as a douche as he is.

really guy? that bored in life?

[AAFitz]

One man, one slightly deluded man, takes on an entire clan...in his own mind. He throws down the gauntlet in his bathtub, he stands proudly with his crotch out in front, wondering why its so shriveled (Reported for casting aspersions upon my junk), barking and he says to this clan... ''Defend your honour ya miserable wretches!'' For it is just one bandit mashing his thoroughly waxed parts, like monkeys. Just one confirmed lunatic to lock away and properly medicate with the practiced ease of a trained professional (Reported for questioning my sanity).

He can but think that they are preparing their dinners, and organising their lungs for a proper coughing bought of laughter. Surely no sane person (Reported again...) or clan would be so wasteful in their time that it would defend itself against a charge so full of holes even the author himself barely believes in it.

Yet a monkey is not to be seen. Their absence is becoming increasingly inspiring . He wonders if the rumours he heard were true...that the monkeys have learned from thota, who similarly must endure crazy (it seems there is a theme...reported), possibly chemically imbalanced (Reported...claiming drug use, possibly endangering my life) stalkers on a regular basis.

He suspects most will consider this post to be yet another example of blatant baiting, which of course it is, yet he sincerely hopes it will be taken as simply an effort to encourage the great minds of the monkeys, actual ones, not people who are far too intelligent to fall for such a ploy (Reported for mocking my ploy), to defend their creation of a training clan purely for the purposes of lording it and...one must sadly assume...post manipulation.

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I see what you are up to here Fitz... for is this not a classic example of playing the man not the ball? You may call me crazy (though by god I've worn out that report a post button in protest...oh yes, I love that thing) and maybe I am crazy. Maybe I do talk to myself in tongues and tongue perfect strangers in the name of the lord, and I may lord it over perfect strangers by waggling my unusually long tongue about like a deranged savage in a knocking shop, but that doesn't give you the right to dismiss my arguments purely on the basis that I am mentally unhinged.

This must remind us all of your recent attempts to have our proud cooks eviscerated purely on the basis that they are too undermunchen for your tastes. Your dastardly plans were foiled then, now I see you have moved on to discriminating against poor old me because I'm the kind of chap who would wear his trousers on his head, stick two chopsticks up his nose and quietly, but repeatedly, murmur "wibble".

What's next? Enforced periods of gaming purdah for women on rag week? Frankly I dread to think what kind of evil madness you've next got in mind for us all.

No, Ill just sit back in the crowd with more eye rolling and laughing.

Also, just as an educational bit... "chemically imbalanced" often has nothing to do with any drug use whatsoever, and none is required, or implied.

[BoganGod]

That's an impressive amount of verbal diarrhea right there, Chang. Poetry seems to be my only resort before I slip into a diatribe-induced coma.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
I'm going to break your face

You knuckle dragging, mouth breathing tool of the ruling uber clan hegemony. Threatening violence

Lets change the poem

Roses maybe red
Violets maybe blue
Sucrose is sickly
Your going to break changs face
I'm going to beat on you

Please note the use of the word beat. Beat poets have more street cred than thugs, please take this lesson with you into your every day life.

Chang would you consider burying the hatchet with the simian dominatrices? I'm not suggesting in their skulls either. What would it take for you to sit down and break bread, or slurp some noodle soup with the banana benders? Is it possible that we can all just get along.

[Frop]

[codeblue1018]

That was quite honestly most of our faces while reading the first few words of the first paragraph on Changsha's "attempted" flame that of course completely backfired on this poor, little sap. Keep practicing sonnyboy, you're bound to raise an eyebrow on someone sooner or later.

[Frop]

Couldn't possibly be an attempt at a flame, because it looks like Flame Wars went the way of the dodo in my absence.

[BoganGod]

That was quite honestly most of our faces while reading the first few words of the first paragraph on Changsha's "attempted" flame that of course completely backfired on this poor, little sap. Keep practicing sonnyboy, you're bound to raise an eyebrow on someone sooner or later.

Game 4766306 Blast from the past to keep us all amused. Am disappointed the brig thang was only mentioned the once. The "little fella" comment of course gets thrown in there. Me thinks maybe codeblue is somewhat vertically challenged, could explain both the chip on the shoulder, and the "little fella" fixation.

2009-04-28 01:40:23 - BoganGod: hi and gl mate
2009-04-28 01:40:23 - codeblue1018: absolutely ridiculous dice
2009-04-28 01:44:40 - BoganGod: ditto
2009-04-28 01:46:26 - codeblue1018: ditto?? lol
2009-04-28 01:46:35 - codeblue1018: umm, i got smoked my man
2009-04-28 01:49:37 - BoganGod: so did I look through game log, and amount of territorries held pretty evenly shocking dice on both sides
2009-04-28 01:54:49 - codeblue1018: are you seriopus???????????????????????????????????
2009-04-28 01:54:58 - codeblue1018: you won this game on dice from the very first round
2009-04-28 01:55:01 - codeblue1018: absolutely absurd
2009-04-28 01:55:04 - codeblue1018: such a joke
2009-04-28 01:57:24 - codeblue1018: I cant believe what I am witnessing
2009-04-28 01:58:20 - codeblue1018: dude
2009-04-28 01:58:35 - codeblue1018: 2 things,,,you were totally outplayed,,,and second,,you havent lost a roll this entire game
2009-04-28 01:58:41 - codeblue1018: feel good about ur win
2009-04-28 01:58:46 - codeblue1018: its deserving,,let me tell ya
2009-04-28 01:59:30 - codeblue1018: thats what I thought,,,silenece
2009-04-28 01:59:37 - codeblue1018: as long as you know why
2009-04-28 01:59:51 - codeblue1018: how about a 3 card set now for yu
2009-04-28 02:03:26 - BoganGod: listen you sook, a you haven't out played me, we have both had shit dice, and b you are coming across as a sore loser before you have even lost. what is with the attitude. you win some you lose some
2009-04-28 02:03:35 - BoganGod: don't play if your going to cry, lol
2009-04-28 02:03:58 - codeblue1018: lol
2009-04-28 02:04:46 - codeblue1018: little fella,,,,i have no problem losing to a good player...you arent good,,period...you won on dice,,,stockpiled your armies as you didnt need to attack in those areas..obviously,,,especially with the amoutn of men you had when you took my castle...easy
2009-04-28 02:05:14 - codeblue1018: oh my gosh
2009-04-28 02:05:24 - codeblue1018: the 3v1 2v1 you are winning left and right,,,
2009-04-28 02:05:41 - codeblue1018: i had 35 armies attacking my area that you took last round,,,35v13,, i have 10 left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2009-04-28 02:06:13 - codeblue1018: 6v1,,, I LOSE!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2009-04-28 02:06:26 - BoganGod: I'm not good I'm pretty highly ranked on this map, and look at our comparitive ranks, but cry a river kiddo, you have made me laugh the hardest, since flamewars was closed, well done kid
2009-04-28 02:06:34 - codeblue1018: this is what happens...you win on dice,,,,whe the other player loses every single round
2009-04-28 02:06:39 - codeblue1018: not hard to figure out
2009-04-28 02:06:49 - codeblue1018: bro,,,you are a low ranekd major
2009-04-28 02:06:54 - codeblue1018: see, this thing is
2009-04-28 02:07:25 - codeblue1018: you playe to maintaion your rank...i have my rank as i choose to...ive been to brig 5 times,,,,,top 25 raqnk....you dont kno what good is,,obviously
2009-04-28 02:08:07 - codeblue1018: keep practicing tho...winn like you do,,,you will gain mad respect
2009-04-28 02:08:14 - codeblue1018: with yopur playing ability
2009-04-28 02:08:41 - codeblue1018: no flame at all,,,strictly facts
2009-04-28 02:08:55 - codeblue1018: if you beat me fair and square,,id say good game....you didnt
2009-04-28 02:09:05 - codeblue1018: you won as you failed to lose a single roll of the dice
2009-04-28 02:09:27 - codeblue1018: i saw exactly what you saw,,,if you think it was fair,,then,,,i have lots of land to sell ya little man
2009-04-28 02:10:14 - BoganGod: I lost shitloads of rolls you sore losing one eyed pot smoking joke. But keep on crying a river
2009-04-28 02:10:18 - codeblue1018: if it wasnt for the 35-13 loss,,,your game is over!!
2009-04-28 02:10:24 - codeblue1018: you know it,,i know it
2009-04-28 02:11:00 - codeblue1018: i know....cocky players like low ranked majors continually get the attitude once they lock a win outside of skill
2009-04-28 02:11:04 - codeblue1018: impressive tho
2009-04-28 02:12:28 - codeblue1018: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5v5,,you still win it
2009-04-28 02:12:50 - codeblue1018: 17v6,,, i have 7 left,,,LOL!
2009-04-28 02:13:04 - BoganGod: keep on smoking crack, big loses happen, I should have finished you then, except for bad dice. But you don't see me crying like a toddler
2009-04-28 02:13:14 - codeblue1018: 6v1,,,i lost all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2009-04-28 02:13:29 - codeblue1018: wow,,,are you ever good
2009-04-28 02:13:34 - codeblue1018: im in awww...
2009-04-28 02:13:52 - codeblue1018: Score: 2218 Games: 3696 completed, 1234 (33%) won
2009-04-28 02:14:02 - codeblue1018: your stats dont lie fortunately little fella
2009-04-28 02:14:05 - codeblue1018: bad as it shows
2009-04-28 02:14:43 - codeblue1018: 16v8,,you have 11 left
2009-04-28 02:14:45 - codeblue1018: i know
2009-04-28 02:14:48 - codeblue1018: your dice are bad
2009-04-28 02:15:04 - BoganGod: and yours crybaby? rofl
2009-04-28 02:15:16 - codeblue1018: yea,,,58% is bad
2009-04-28 02:15:20 - codeblue1018: yea i know
2009-04-28 02:15:27 - codeblue1018: 22 rank,,yea thats bad
2009-04-28 02:15:32 - codeblue1018: brig 5 times,
2009-04-28 02:15:36 - codeblue1018: yea true,,i do suck, lol
2009-04-28 02:16:51 - codeblue1018: almost a 1000 more wins with almost the same games played,,,true,,,,im really bad
2009-04-28 04:55:58 - Keyser Söze: we all know you suck codeblue
2009-04-28 04:56:06 - Keyser Söze: you suck big time

This is not the best codey game chat around, sadly the other games I played against him got lost in a system crash a while back. Still I think if the monkey training academy is full, all readers can apply to codey for a gobful of patronising self justification. Start a usergroup codeblue, please do.

Still forlornly awaiting a spanking or at least a swift rap on the knuckles with a feather duster, come on monkeys give a man a hand.

[Frop]

That's just cheap and unnecessary.

[Mr Changsha]

Well I can't possibly understand what you are all getting so upset about. I made a harmless little claim (that the monkeys set up their training clan so that they could lord it over the peasants)and I backed it up with some rather colourful vitriol and a little unreasoned conjecture to boot...and you know I didn't have to go to such trouble to substantiate my claims, I could have been kicking back with a cup of tea and a hobnob....and I find myself being attacked from all sides.

This has been a most dispiriting experience all round.

I've annoyed CodefuckingfucketycuntishfuckerI'mabrig!!!!!5times!!!!!!blue (a hero to me I tell you...a hero!), Fitz has adopted a contrary position (and I was certain Fitz would be with me on this), Frop simply wants to kill me and I think I actually made a monkey cry.

i cant believe i just wasted 6 minutes reading this thread, what a douche this guy is. this will be my first and last post in this thread because if i waste another minute on reading a pathetic post by some loser guy with no life that criticizes a training group on a website that was created for fun, i may feel that i am just as a douche as he is.

Now I just have to point out that there is the odd flame in there. But don't worry old chap, I can forgive you. It is quite typical to lash out blindly when faced by something you simply don't understand. It must be rather disconcerting for you.

Now I feel I must make another effort to swing you chaps around to my way of thinking..I simply can't bear the idea of us all being at cross-purposes. Especially Fitz..we've agreed on so much in the past (and you know I was secretly gunning for ya with the whole cooks pogrom thing), we must have consensus on this issue.

So consider this: if the monkeys didn't set up their training clan to lord it, why am I absolutely convinced that they did?

If we assume that I am:

a) Never wrong.
b) A gentle, gentle lover.

and...

c) Not currently on my medication.

Then I think the only sensible conclusion one can draw, is that a bunch of wannabe monkeys would be better to go and find a clan that isn't secretly guffawing with laughter at their very presence.

[skillfull]

let me ask you something Changsha,
Are you so jealous that you are not part of TSM that you didn't resist to make this silly thread?

[Mr Changsha]

let me ask you something Changsha,
Are you so jealous that you are not part of TSM that you didn't resist to make this silly thread?

This is not a 'silly thread'. I may have penned the odd OP here that I didn't entirely believe in (possibly involving maps and officer ranks) but this time I am completely serious. I charge you skillfull, you personally, with the extremely grave misdemenour of setting up a training clan for the puposes of entrapping young players in a vicious cycle of brown-nosing, lording and buggery...though if one thinks about it the correct order might well be lording, buggery and brown-nosing. Or possibly lording, brown-nosing and buggery. I just don't know anymore. I would just say ''Think of the children!'' but you obviously do far too much of that already.

As to my not being part of your deviant online spanking cult, I do have standards you know...not many to be honest with you, but one of my few involves not being a spankingmonkey. It is up there with 'don't diddle a nun', 'traffic cones are not sexual aids' and 'if codeblue asks you for a game don't (for the love of god don't) mention the dice...or apparently height'.

[Frop]

I'll have to conclude witty banter is only functional as long as it's served in small portions. Unfortunately you seem to think you're incredibly clever and funny nonetheless.

[laughingcavalier]

Oh for heaven’s sake Mr C, usually your scatological posts are followed pretty quick by the “OK I give up, I’m going home post… “
It reminds me of when I was 9 and the class bully came round to take me to the park. When I said no he was so amazed I didn’t want to be pushed off the swings or have footballs kicked at me that he stood outside my house shouting how I smelled of pooh. For an awfully long time. If only fitz had lived next door to me then.


Still, impressive forum archaeology Mr C – not sure I’ve ever seen that and it must be all of 2 years old, probably written by someone who isn’t even on the site any more. Clearly this whole dish the uber clans campaign is very pressing. When you have brought it to a successful conclusion maybe you could help me with my pressing concerns of the moment:
Free Nelson Mandela
Womens Suffrage
Atlantis Shore Defences League

[Dukasaur]

One man, one slightly deluded man, takes on an entire clan...in his own mind. He throws down the gauntlet in his bathtub, he stands proudly with his crotch out in front, wondering why its so shriveled, barking and he says to this clan... ''Defend your honour ya miserable wretches!'' For it is just one bandit mashing his thoroughly waxed parts, like monkeys. Just one confirmed lunatic to lock away and properly medicate with the practiced ease of a trained professional.

He can but think that they are preparing their dinners, and organising their lungs for a proper coughing bought of laughter. Surely no sane person or clan would be so wasteful in their time that it would defend itself against a charge so full of holes even the author himself barely believes in it.

Yet a monkey is not to be seen. Their absence is becoming increasingly inspiring . He wonders if the rumours he heard were true...that the monkeys have learned from thota, who similarly must endure crazy, possibly chemically imbalanced stalkers on a regular basis.

He suspects most will consider this post to be yet another example of blatant baiting, which of course it is, yet he sincerely hopes it will be taken as simply an effort to encourage the great minds of the monkeys, actual ones, not people who are far too intelligent to fall for such a ploy, to defend their creation of a training clan purely for the purposes of lording it and...one must sadly assume...post manipulation.

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Now that's quality writing...

[Fruitcake]

That's just cheap and unnecessary.

Well BG did say this was the only record he has. I'm sure Codey doesn't mind you referring to his rantings in such a way.

[Mr Changsha]

Oh for heaven’s sake Mr C, usually your scatological posts are followed pretty quick by the “OK I give up, I’m going home post… “
It reminds me of when I was 9 and the class bully came round to take me to the park. When I said no he was so amazed I didn’t want to be pushed off the swings or have footballs kicked at me that he stood outside my house shouting how I smelled of pooh. For an awfully long time. If only fitz had lived next door to me then.


Still, impressive forum archaeology Mr C – not sure I’ve ever seen that and it must be all of 2 years old, probably written by someone who isn’t even on the site any more. Clearly this whole dish the uber clans campaign is very pressing. When you have brought it to a successful conclusion maybe you could help me with my pressing concerns of the moment:
Free Nelson Mandela
Womens Suffrage
Atlantis Shore Defences League

Now every once in a while I am capable of doing some research. Having looked up each and every player who joined your academy (with a join date of 2008 or later...23 players) I found one, yep, one who made it into the clan proper.

Step forward...ender_w99

A few joined EMPIRE, one went to LOW a couple went to clans I have frankly never heard of. The rest appear to have stagnated in the limbo that is your academy. But let's be clear here, I am accusing your clan of a most grevious charge. Yes you've all obviously enjoyed lording it over the great unwashed (I think that charge has been universally accepted), but worse you seem to have negatively affected the cc careers of a great many players. These guys could have been playing in clan competitions..instead they have rotted in your academy. Other players can but click on their profiles and laugh.

If one considers your clan's mission statement for the academy...

If you prove to be fun and smart we will happily make you grown-up Monki

..then it can only be concluded that it is some kind of sick joke. One out of 23 made it into your clan, a few joined other clans, the rest are rotting pointlessly in what I have decided to term 'academy limbo'.

So what are we to make of this dramatic new evidence? What is the purpose of your academy? I say it is to lord it over the great unwashed!!!

Now Frop, I've been ignoring you and I'm sorry about that. I can see that you are annoyed. You want to 'break my face', you've dissed my 'wit' (a grave charge indeed!), you've suggested I can't be funny and long-winded....the horror! Your every word (and pic) has been like a hammer blow to my posting confidence. I mean there were times over the last few days when I nearly refrained from downing coffee after endless cup of coffee and stopped typing. But I keep going...mainly at this point because I want you to like me, Frop. I've always liked you (from afar with a girlish giggle and a quick show of my ankle), I want you to laugh at my mindless witticisms, my absurdism and my cock jokes. Can't we be friends for ever? This thread has been such a depressing experience for me. So many players I respect have attacked me...even laughingcavalier. He called my posts scatalogical! It honestly makes me want to weep. But Frop, you...come on now, kneel down before my madness and admit I'm your king.

[jefjef]

Keep in mind that many versions of Gibberish are slightly different. You may need to learn a new "gibberish dialect" if you want to communicate with some folks. A common variation uses "thg", "diggadee", "ithica", "dither" or "ither" instead of "idiga".

I'm thinking that maybe the Spankademy just has not been a huge success for recruitment for TSM. But this crap thread is still just a bait.

[tkr4lf]

This thread has contributed to my entertainment. And for that, I thank you.

[Crazyirishman]

I was in the spankademy in my youthful days when I was a shitty player and I learned decent basics of gameplay like: where the assault button is, don't click it just because its fun, etc. Although I never ended up in TSM, it wasn't a bad experience and most of the limbo players are/were freemiums and not even active in the group. For those who made it into other major clans the nobody for the most part was butthurt on not being part of TSM, and may not have even formally applied, it was more of a different strokes for different folks type thing.

That all being said the original post was pretty funny, especially the lucky little fuckers line (Changsha you sly dog you, that gave me a semi) and should be taken lightheartedly, as Chang is just trying to get some lively banter going about in GD, which is more and more difficult to come by these days with the last couple good ones being Aon's "You are all pussies"/ Final blitz thread, and Robinette's continuous trolling extravaganza.

Also as you quoted multiple times Mr. Chang they were looking for players fun and smart, (niether applied to me, and only one or the other applied to other players with some being half and half and all sorts of other fractions).

[Mr Changsha]

The Definitive CC Academy Guide

Having spent 24 hours (without pause) deep in the study of CC's educational centres, I've managed to come up with a guide that I hope will both illuminate and dare I say it 'entirely change the way we think about CC'.

I decided to rate the academies on the basis of both teaching and research, with an equal weighting between the two.

1. Cherubs of Death T: 95 R: 82 (177)

2. VDLL Academy T: 89 (mainly a sympathy vote considering the whole thing is in dutch) R: 85 (174)

3. ++The Barracks++ T: 75 R: 71 (146)

4. Immortal Komab (IA Training Guild) T: 62 R 59 (121)

5. The Empire Mate Building T: 47 R 59 (106)

6. Chaos Academy T: 33 R 27 (60)

7. The Spankademey T: 12 R: 4 (16)

As we can all see, the monkey's training academy is indeed plumbing the very depths of educational standards. Comments made by former students (when asked by yours truly to participate in this study...with anonymity of course assured) included "It just seemed like they wanted to lord it over us all" (a common theme to be honest with you), "One couldn't help thinking it was more about them than us..." and "Clapper kept asking to see my penis." To be frank, the unbelievable frequency with which Clapper has demanded to see student's packages is both truly shocking, but also, it must be admitted, mildly titillating in a perverse kind of way.

Consider this statement by a poor The Spankademy victim...

...they were looking for players fun and smart, (niether applied to me, and only one or the other applied to other players with some being half and half and all sorts of other fractions).

Is this not a classic case of the profound psychological consequences of this kind of abuse? Lowered self-esteem, a sense of self-hatred..as well as the oh so common feeling that it is actually the victim's fault. One must give credit to LOW for picking up the pieces of this player's quite shattered self-confidence.