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Re: 201 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby hammocksleeper on Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:09 pm

114. get your big brother to play for you
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Re: 501 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Stephan Wayne on Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:36 pm

owenshooter wrote:112. plant a newb and harvest it until it dies...
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:lol: thats not what the scoreboard says
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Re: 201 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Downey on Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:58 pm

Dude, in reference to the first post, Doodle Assassin is so difficult to win at!
In my first game of it I totally wrecked myself by accidentally killing another player.
The other players were pretty pissed at me!

(# of current methods + 1) Learn real RISK.
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Re: 201 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby owenshooter on Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:41 am

115. learn how to stay on topic in the forums... ahem, above 2 posters...-0
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Re: 201 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby wcaclimbing on Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:42 am

116. play CC late at night when you should be doing homework.
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Re: 201 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Downey on Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:40 am

owenshooter wrote:115. learn how to stay on topic in the forums... ahem, above 2 posters...-0


read:

Downey wrote:(# of current methods + 1) Learn real RISK.


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Re: 201 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby wcaclimbing on Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:45 am

117. get some sleep so you can be ready for multiple speed games tomorrow.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Victor Sullivan on Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:54 pm

118. Bribe the monkey with a bunch of bananas and the turtle with some gourmet peanut butter.

119. Lose a bunch of times, then realize why you lost!

120. Team up with people better than you :P
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Re: 1001 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby kabuki.mono on Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:55 am

121. Never never sign into CC under the effects of weed or other mind altering substances. :shock:
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Re: 1001 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby natty dread on Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:00 pm

kabuki.mono wrote:121. Never never sign into CC under the effects of weed or other mind altering substances. :shock:


Why not, I've done it lots of times and nothing bad has happened.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby kabuki.mono on Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:20 pm

natty_dread wrote:
kabuki.mono wrote:121. Never never sign into CC under the effects of weed or other mind altering substances. :shock:


Why not, I've done it lots of times and nothing bad has happened.


The times I've done it I end up getting owned because I can't differentiate between the neutrals, my troops, his/her troops which leads me to loose a crap load of points and puts me on the edge of CC suicide or mass murder - haven't decided which one yet :shock:
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Re: 1001 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby karelpietertje on Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:46 pm

natty_dread wrote:
kabuki.mono wrote:121. Never never sign into CC under the effects of weed or other mind altering substances. :shock:


Why not, I've done it lots of times and nothing bad has happened.

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Re: 1001 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:52 am

122. Playing with your eyes closed is usually a detriment. Opening them increases your chances of winning by 50% for each eye.


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Re: 1001 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Victor Sullivan on Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:55 pm

123. Read the rules!
124. Know what all of the terms mean!
125. Having a personal vendetta against someone in a game is generally not conducive to a good strategy for winning said game!
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Re: 1001 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby rockandrull on Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:07 pm

126. Don't hire Charlie Sheen to play for you.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

Postby Victor Sullivan on Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:20 pm

127. Have a drink nearby, so you can refuel and rethink.
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